iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

When you have proved your ardency enough and warped your bones like a bonsai tree, the world will align itself in certain subtle but unmistakable ways. P3P1:

The Magic card Incremental Blight, next to the Shadowmoor pack out of which it was busted

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Truly unhinged “three desk drinks” happening today

A stainless steel cup with a sticker of Lowly Worm as an Ouroboros, a thermos with a “I GOT MY BBL AT GODSPEED COFFEE” sticker, and a Ninja cup with a beet smoothie. It is clear the OP will have diarrhea.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Hell yeah, Hermes, big old stretch.

Hermes, a golden tabby, is really getting after it, stretchwise. In the background, another cat snoozes.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

getting drunk at the museum and doing Backrooms Bumper Cars

A few low-rent bumper cars, scattered in an empty fluorescent-lit room. It is surreal.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

The Sol Ring snapper, the Signet slapper, Magic’s 2nd best Ritual.

A Magic card (Culling Ritual from the Japanese “silver scroll” set of Strixhaven cards) with a cyclops guy on it.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Absolute mark for any and all Nekrataal variants. This guy, like Faller’s Faithful, is a great design.

Magic card named “Azog, Moria’s Ruin,” depicting a nasty armored goblin swinging a cleaver.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

hahahaha GOT my ass and got my ass upgrading my BowBows for the second time

A Magic card called “Orcish Bowmasters,” which depicts two guerrilla- and gorilla-like Orcs clad in greenery with massive tusks aiming bows at the “camera.” It’s a Ron Spencer piece, so you KNOW they have lurid green and purple highlights.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Guessing we enjoyed this cameo from the panel this afternoon:

A Nightstalker, a monster from Magic: The Gathering

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

this popped into my head this week and I had to exorcise it by spreading the misery.

Scotty (PSH) from “Boogie Nights” sobbing in his car, but he’s saying “I’m a chud” instead of “I’m an idiot.”

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Me learning that Psychatog, a card I saved up for in high school, is $10 a copy again:

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

power levels increased to maximum after a) Professor Boosty-ing our way through a box of Strixhaven and recharging under the Hoot’s bi lighting and b) being the only one awake during last night’s window-rattling, strobe-lightning thunderstorm.

The poster, a fat beardo in an antifacist Moomintroll t-shirt and light purple baseball cap, stands at a mirror. His phone is shattered. His visage is stern but distant. His nasal structure is that of a benevolent god.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Spent the weekend in fucken Charleston, where our car was totaled & towed off while we were prepping for a wedding. Not ideal, particularly when you have a toddler. We’re fully insured & safe, so it’s luckily just a series of nested nuisances, but Magic with the boys hit double-plus hard.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Went to a tacky Renaissance Faire with a tacky menagerie and paid $15 to get my hands on a crocodile.

The poster, a fat bearded man who looks like Ignatius J. Reilly had Instagram, is holding a crocodile with its snout taped shut, which was not his doing. He looks delighted; the croc looks torpid as hell.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

A Normal number from a Normal township

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Was truly not expecting the first entry on Wikipedia’s “List of diss tracks” page.

A screenshot of Wikipedia that claims the first diss track was Qu Yuan’s “Li Sao” in the year 300 BCE.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

me, researching how to make a homunculus:

Screenshot of a maps app, directing the user to “Genesis of Cumming” car dealership

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

He looks like Bob Odenkirk in the “No Adults Allowed” sketch

The icon, Bob Odenkirk, in a bad wig and a worse beard. He’s holding a beach ball and the text says “KENNY AGE 14” in Nickelodeon-ass font.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

Critchlovian Phyrexians (and Chippy Phyrexians) are the best Phyrexians. Card: Phyrexian Monitor, illus. Carl Critchlow from Urza’s Destiny AD: Ron Spears

Dark art of an eyeless creature in a leather hood and apron with a distended jaw full of croggled oversized teeth. Pipes jut from its back. It is surrounded by various gray-and-blue-toned monsters, all beaks and fangs and warped flesh. It rules.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

madly in love with the baddie zappy zaddy and how he exhumes the eye

The “David Lynch claims Eraserhead is his most spiritual film” quote, but it’s been edited shitpost-style to be Ral Zarek talking about Abhorrent Oculus. Look, man, I don’t know, sometimes social media is about self-exorcism rather than self-expression.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

you really don’t realize how much glow-in-the-dark shit you have on until you go in the biergarten bathroom.

user @trasgomorph, a fat bespectacled man with a beard, is standing in the bathroom at Craft &Draft. His skeleton t-shirt and fingernails are glowing in the dim light. He looks great

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Spriggan is dead, long live The Sprig

A Magic board state with a ragged fluffy cat displayed, a forearm with a matched tattoo next to it. It’s Spriggan, the original, Shutup Poopcat himself.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

once again: it is that time of year

A school bus, labeled “Good Intentions Paving Company,” absolutely t-boning a purple bus labeled “My Shit.” The implication is that the Joanna Newsom song periodically wrecks the poster’s Shit.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

honor the old gods and keep holy their feast days

Bathroom graffiti of “M.C. Peepants,” the spider in a diaper and shower cap voiced by mc chris

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Living in S.C. is tough for the politics and associated issues, but also because it was 86 degrees Fahrenheit at 8:57 last night. Upside? The porch was covered in these little fuckers, eating the early bugs and licking their eyeballs.

A small Mediterranean gecko, one of those rad purple/orange guys with skin so translucent you can see the dark orb of their eyes.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

I would have proposed on the spot if I had brought a ring.

A blonde woman onstage, washed out by strong lights and 2014 camera technology, singing into a microphone.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Shared slang with Cormac McCarthy, need to find more examples of that overlap.

A quote from deceased author Cormac McCarthy wherein he describes a rattlesnake as being able to “kill you graveyard dead.”

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

diagnosing myself with Garbage Pail Kid Affect Disorder, as these all map perfectly to the emotions I generally feel

A 40-year-old Garbage Pail Kid card that has a list of twelve ‘80’s-tacular expressions from “MUTANT!” to “DROP DEAD!”

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

helium is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Man, it is really hard to lose after casting Trystan’s Command. They followed up with a Curious Colossus and I still ground it out.

A Magic Arena board state. It is turn six and I am attacking them for 28.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

Nostalgia is a narcotic and calls to return to a vanished past should be seen as what they are—an infantile version of reactionary thought—and yet I felt a pang going through my picture books from the 1990’s with my kid. We never landed on a better aesthetic than “purple & green hologram skeleton.”

A fucken dope skull from “Ghost Train” in that inimitable 1990’s rAd hOlOgRaM style. Looking like a pog.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

can’t recommend having two cats in your house highly enough.

Carmela, a Siamese mix, and Hermes, a tabby barn cat, are hanging out on an ecru-colored sofa. They look chill as hell.

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

what kind of a day’re trying to have tomorrow

A hard Mt Dew Baja Blast and a nonalcoholic tall boy

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GraveRob Boo-ckman @trasgomorph.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

i will be sleeving this bad boy until it is officially One Pint tall

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