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John Baggett

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Providing answers to questions no one asked since 1981. (He/Him/His)

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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
I will not go down the Garth Brooks is a serial killer rabbit hole. I will not go down the Garth Brooks is a serial killers rabbit hole. I will not…oh, fuck it. I’m going down the rabbit hole.
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John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Kamala Harris wouldn’t be doing this shit.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I know it wasn’t a contest but this person won yesterday.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I have seen 8647 as a meme so many times, I’m surprised I haven’t seen Trump sign an executive order abolishing the numbers 8, 6, 4, and 7.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I somehow got logged out of this fucking place and I just got logged back in. What have I missed?
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I made my Oscar picks and forgot to put them here. If the Academy picked the same ones as I did, I’ll be more shocked than everyone else.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
I saw someone on TikTok call Trump “Pumpkin Spice Palpatine” and I laughed so fucking hard.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/02/2025
Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
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Trump Signs Executive Order Making Official Language Of U.S. Remedial English
WASHINGTON—In a move designed to promote unity and establish efficiency at the federal level, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday making the nation’s official language remedial Eng...
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
People keep convincing the current administration to Hitler. I’ve seen someone complain it to McCarthy. But I want you all to consider comparing it to Caligula. That just feels right.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I remember Chumbawumba as a one hit wonder. But I also knew they had a back catalogue of albums before and after the hit. I decided to actually check them out and I’m glad I started this journey.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I apologize for the phone I shared. Here’s a pic of Bruno to amend for it.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
But it’s “twie wove”
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Let’s increase it to a full dozen, just to be safe.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Anyone want a drink or seven right now?
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Are you a horror movie fan? Are you a Broadway fan? Cool. Did y’all know there was a musical of Teeth? Now you do.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
I say this as someone in the US who went to an actual store and paid cash money for a physical CD of Robbie Williams music…I don’t want to see a biopic of him being played by a cgi monkey as much as I want to see footage of the pitch meeting that led to this.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Not sure what stung more - the first time I heard Pearl Jam on the classic rock station or today when I found out my eye doctor prescribed me bifocal. Thanks, universe!
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I didn’t even know until today there was a song called Tarzan Boy and now I’m fighting the urge to deep dive into the bizarre world of Italian disco.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Just did drugs in a bank parking lot. It was a blood pressure pill but I still stand by my statement.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Found out today that a proper recording of Assknocker has been on Spotify and didn’t know it until now so I shall be rocking this motherfucker all night long. (If you don’t understand what I’m talking about…you’re welcome.)
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
I kinda like that theaters are asking Wicked fans to shot the fuck up until Christmas. The alternate plan was just sending me to every theater in one the planet singing Defying Gravity in nothing close to a key.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
RED ONE I have two questions. 1 - was this a real movie or a fever dream I had? 2 - did I write this movie and MGM owes me money?
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Remember when Dr. Oz was first here and we kinda respected him and the sequel was a slow devolve into suck? Well…I have worse news….
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
In what order did these things happen to me today? - wake up - have coffee - learn on TikTok there are Mormons that believe that Bigfoot is real and is a still alive and is Kane from the book of Genesis I woke up first.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Kevin Smith has announced a Dogma sequel and I’m excited/nervous.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Same!
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I’m torn. Which cover is more unintentionally hilarious- Z-Pain’s cover of Get Low or Six Feet Under’s cover of Hair Of The Dog. I feel like the answer is yes.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Yeah, he’s right. I both want to see a movie of it and will live easily if I don’t.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
That’s the best description of that book. A lot.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Mayyyyyyybe.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Hop on YouTube. Look up Z-Pain, the collaboration between Mark Zuckerberg and T-Pain that no one asked for. Click on their cover of Get Low. Listen to it. You’re welcome / I’m sorry.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
One of our neighbors posted about Netflix crashing during the fight. My memory of the first Joe Bob Briggs marathon on Shudder laughs at this.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Watching the Mike Tison thing. Not because I am rooting for him but because I am rooting against Jake Paul.
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John Baggett @trapperjohn1210.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Well………here we go
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