Reposted by aspiring borgRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 02/10/2026borg assimilation opt out 13648158
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026zoloft has given me abilities far surpassing the average person such as only buying what i need at the grocery store and actually using it 000
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026in the 1% club finale, all 100 contestants descend upon joel mchale and tear him limb from limb 000
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026closest work friend who has been to my house didn't know i was trans until i told her. she thought i was short and gay for no reason 020
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i asked my friend at work how gay i sound on a scale of 1 to 10 and she said 9. this is irrecoverable 120
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i don't want to believe it but i have to accept that i have consulted with many of my friends and family and the clear consensus is that i do, in fact, sound gay 020
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i started antidepressants at the right time. i was so worried i wouldn't be mentally healthy enough for the new carly rae jepsen album next month 000
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026i really like how main character aliens in star trek have more detailed makeup than side character aliens. just found myself wishing rom had as much detail as quark but i realized it adds to rom's charm 020
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 30/07/2026me for years: i've just reached the point in adulthood where there's nothing to look forward to anymore me several weeks into antidepressants: oh 000
Reposted by aspiring borgNANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 07,1945 1259655
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026there is some nudity in star trek (betazoid, ferengi) but i always felt that there should be more 010
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026my friend doesn't like absolute batman and compared it to marvel ruins but he's crucially missing the point that marvel ruins is fucking awesome 000
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026people think i'm data but i'm more like a combination of tuvok, barclay, and lwaxana. you might think that sounds unbearable, and you would be right 010
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 10/06/2026i am working my way through every new york times sunday crossword and it pisses me off when the theme is too easy and i solve it immediately so then i'm just left with the boring rest of the puzzle. this could be user error in that i am simply too good 010
Reposted by aspiring borgGuilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026A chihuahua practicing his pitiful face to ask for a treat. 124453
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 11/05/2026you cannot choose your hobbies. you can spend $70 on oil pastels and then become obsessed with making crossword puzzles. don't ask me how i know this 000
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026batman: the audio adventures has the best version of almost every character as well as the sexiest scarecrow and second sexiest joker 000
Reposted by aspiring borgWarped Impulse @warpedimpulse.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Work-in-progress 🙂 #startrekvoyager #sevenofnine #jeriryan #comics #fanart 0226
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 21/04/2026john carpenter's christine uses a barebones plot as a vehicle (haha) for cool car visuals set to cool music. and it's amazing 010
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 10/04/2026got into baking cookies to impress guys but the only people who appreciate them are my female coworkers 120
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026got my baking magic back. turns out the secret ingredient is a man pissing me off 100
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026i didn't realize they went full trans metaphor with dax. i thought you were all just seeing things 010
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 05/04/2026garak almost could not have been clearer that he was trying to fuck and julian had to run and tell everyone about it 010
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026alien species in star trek are always using units like hours and days. they should use their own units and the universal translator should convert them and have them saying things like "we need to receive your warp core in 10 hours 13 minutes and 46 seconds" 110
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026luckily i only have 5 episodes left of voyager because then i can start ds9 and not have to think about sentient holograms again for 6 seasons 110
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026if every EMH mark 1 is sentient, they just start out like that? the doctor didn't actually reach that point by being activated for so long or expanding his programming? no one in the alpha quadrant noticed the EMHs might be sentient? everyone was cool with forcing them to do manual labor? 010
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026voyager is playing too fast and loose with hologram sentience. the more holograms they say are sentient, the less all of this makes any sense. 010
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026voyager is now suggesting that every EMH mark 1 is sentient? 1. this makes no sense 2. horrifying implications 000
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026the doctor started out as one of my favorite characters in voyager but in s7 he's just consistently pissing me off 000
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 22/03/2026i bet a doughnut corner would taste better than a doughnut hole 000
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 15/03/2026me trying to talk to people about comics: do you know the one where the joker wore makeup and was really sexy? do you know the one where the mad hatter had an orgasm hat? 001
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026b'elanna is so worried about her baby being bullied for having forehead ridges meanwhile the only other child on voyager has horns 010
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 13/03/2026(soren narnia voice) my name is tom scott. and this is lateral 000
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026picard probably thought moriarty was a fluke (i haven't seen this ep in a while so if they addressed this i forgot) but if he were in janeway's position with a holographic crew member that became sentient, he would have shut those holodecks the fuck down immediately 010
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026i think starfleet should have shut down all holo programs as soon as it became apparent that holograms could become sentient. at least until they understood it completely. you just can't keep fucking around with something that might become sentient 100
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 12/03/2026voyager flesh and blood left me fixated on the concept of hologram sentience but i need to stop thinking about it because it's pissing me off 120
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026hill i've decided to die on for some reason: henry fnaf's last name is not emily 100
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 07/03/2026there is a certain cooking youtuber i really like but the way he films himself eating his meals feels like fetish content 100
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 06/03/2026i can't stop talking about salad chain restaurants. every guy i'm interested in has to know my opinions on every salad chain restaurant 000
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 06/03/2026whenever the consumer product safety commission posts about a recall, i check where the product was sold, and it's almost always amazon. lots to think about 100
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 06/03/2026how it feels after making out with a guy with stubble 000
Reposted by aspiring borglou-ellen @louceph.com · 21/02/2026had sleep paralysis about the thing under my bed pretending to be a dog again last night 526265
Reposted by aspiring borgRiker Googling @rikergoogling.bsky.social · 21/02/2026android bricked 719522
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Tom Scott was acting so scandalized about sex jokes in last week's Lateral when the live show a few months ago had a dick joke as one of the answers 000
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Sometimes the Voyager episode descriptions on Paramount+ feel like they were written by someone who watched Voyager years ago and is doing their best to remember what happened 000
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Some of the Voyager episode descriptions on Paramount+ reveal the plot in a way that makes it less fun to watch it unfold, which I can't blame them for because they have to describe it somehow, but— 100
aspiring borg @transzsasz.bsky.social · 06/01/2026voyager is helping me get over my aversion to 2 part episodes bc the borg one was pretty interesting and the one where they find another starfleet ship in the delta quadrant is cool as fuck 010
