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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
caps WIIIN the second game in their back-to-back in an exciting mess that marks the first meeting of the hutson brothers #ALLCAPS
a screenshot of a monster hunter, likely from monster hunter generations ultimate, facedown after carting with the text “feeling good!” over the top of it
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
i agree and also
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
so we didnt get scored on, but also,
quote from Achewood, a webcomic, edited to say "Daaamn! That POWER PLAY could use some work!" while looking at the washington capitals weagle logo
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
fuck my chungus life now the website knows that i specifically have never seen terminator or seen or read anything about anything ever
a screenshot of my bluesky notifications, where user Catfishing has followed and liked my post regarding my Catfishing game results for today, wherein i went a humiliating 2 for 10 having completely forgot the name of an extremely well known character from a movie series described in one of the sections of the game
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
person who cant solve the puzzle: this is just thinkbait brainslop
a 3-by-3 grid of a variety of colored squares. in keypad order is pink, grey, yellow, red, yellow, white, orange, blue, black
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
HAHAHA YEEES
a screenshot of the 10th anniversary 7in vinyl release of shelter by porter robinson and madeon
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
soon… vesper’s host…
a 3 by 2 grid of square icons, each representing a different Emblem from the game Destiny 2. each are earned through their respective Solo Flawless runs of a particular dungeon. One square is empty. contrary to the belief implied by the text, the Solo Flawless run of Vesper’s Host is really fucking hard and will likely not be completed by the poster in any timeframe remotely resembling “soon”
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
i hate you pantheon version of consecrated mind, panth warpriest was awesome and it took 10 minutes and panth constipated mind sucked horrendously and took 5 hours. panth morgeth was fun. maybe
a postgame results screen for the Pantheon: Morgeth Surpassing boss rush in Destiny 2. you should ignore how it says it took 6 hours because im also going to ignore that from now on and completely strike it from my mind. the OP with the in game name Transversive dealt 414,016 damage to Morgeth in the final encounter almost doubling the average team damage dealt.
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
so i tried to make my warlock look like hornet
Transversive's warlock dressed in a fashion that hopefully reminds people of Hornet from Hollow Knight: Silksong
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
world's most recent solo flawless sundered doctrine. nothing to say except when that onion ring you best believe im picking up
A screenshot of an emblem from the video game Destiny 2. The emblem is a reward for a Solo Flawless (deathless) run of the Sundered Doctrine dungeon. The emblem is called Pyramid's Pilot, and features a green pyramid with a red door as the main symbol, backlit by a green and red gradient background with quadrilateral etchings.
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
my New Light's very first Destiny 2 encounter grinding experience dot png (she fought through a million error codes right before she got what she wanted lol)
The meme where the guy quits digging right before he hits diamonds but instead of diamonds its the Hunter armor from Ghosts of the Deep in the video game Destiny 2. The man giving up is turning back because its 6:31 AM, and the guy continuing to dig is digging through error codes related to internet issues in the game, error codes: chicken, weasel, and centipede.
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
im literally just doing research
a text that says all the 2s mean you might win a goldfish at the fair
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
texting this to every white woman i know and asking what it means
a screenshot of the scoreline between two hockey teams, the Vancouver Canucks and the San Jose Sharks. It is currently 2-2 with 2 minutes 22 seconds left in the 2nd period. Shots are 22-22. Vancouver is on a 2 minute powerplay.
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
i used to make fun of sports people and now im smiling and filled with hope looking at this picture of a bunch of young athletes. these guys are the future and the future is coming very soon
a picture of five Washington Capitals hockey players. from left to right, Justin Sourdiff (34) Ivan Miroshnichenko (63) Ryan Leonard (9) Cole Hutson (44) and Ilya Protas (62). Hutson is hugging Leonard, Protas has his arm around Leonard, and all 3 are smiling. Sourdiff and Miroshnichenko look on from the side.
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
its no longer just balance and composure. basement and seahaven have joined the emo renaissance. i legitimately could not be happier
a screenshot of three album covers from the website topsters3. the albums are accompanied by text denoting their titles, with Seahaven - Seahaven, Basement - WIRED, and Balance and Composure - with you in spirit, in order from top to bottom. 

seahaven’s album art features a black and white photograph with a graining filter of several people standing in a circle in the ocean. a large sun, or potentially the moon looms overhead, mistied by the ocean spray. 

basement’s album cover features some sort of eared animal, possibly a cat, with a what looks like a heatmap photo effect but has the eyes blazing with light. it looks pretty funny. 

balance and composure’s album sleeve shows a young girl and a toddler outside between several trees that flank the sides of the album. in the background, stormclouds brew, with pinks and purples and blues mixing around and providing a beautiful palette with the dark, almost black greens of the trees.
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
hey @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social i like when you do posting
a screenshot of a Wikipedia article for I’ll Have Another, a racehorse. the text reads “I'll Have Another (foaled April 1, 2009) is a champion American Thoroughbred racehorse who won the 2012 Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes.”
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
its 6-1
a meme where a girl, crying, says “stop tweeting” to which a blond chad man overlaid with the washington capitals logo replies “no, they must know the score”
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
CAPS WIIIN
Washington Capitals forward Tom Wilson on his back on the ice rink, legs and arms splayed in celebration up against the boards after just having scored a goal against the Buffalo Sabres
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
NHL eastern standings as of 8PM PST. im not gonna lie to you guys i dont think they can do it. im gonna watch every game, and im gonna hope every game is a win, but even without really weighing the details i dont think they can climb this hill
NHL eastern conference(s) wild card standings as of 8PM pacific standard time shows Washington 5 pts out of a wild card spot against Columbus and 9 full pts out of the top wild card spot where Boston sits. three teams are ahead of Washington in the race sitting outside of the spots looking in, each with 86 pts and each with 1 less game played than Washington, those being Philadelphia, Detroit, and Ottawa.
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
i dont understand anything i watched tonight and im not going to try to
the fabled camera-hole guy at 01/29/26's Caps Red Wings game
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
"what is your favorite security question" is actually hysterical
a screenshot of a webpage setting up a security question for an account. amongst other common questions is "what is your favorite security question"
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
a rebrand is VITAL to a fresh new feeling
drake and laplace from goddess of victory: nikke labeled with a caption in blue and red that says “i am fresh friday fun feeling”
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
even my fortune cookie got me thinking im getting laid off bro
in a close up image of the surface on a table is a fortune from a fortune cookie, a piece of paper with “Reorganization is crucial at this time.” written on it in blue ink
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
MEME THAT SAYS I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF BUT THEN NEXT TO THE COVER OF MONSTER HUNTER WILDS IT SAYS I HAVE TO LIVE
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
lets get it
the results screen of the monster hunter: wilds benchmark test
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
the face of a man who knows what he's got
a screengrab of a game of Civilization VII, featuring Lewis Brindley of the Yogscast. his city has a stupid amount of yields, stupidly early in the game. off screen, duncan is getting fucked by barbarians
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
stanced the fuck up
a photo of a cat in a cat tree. the cat is inside of a bit of cylindrical architecture, with half of her body peeking out the front opening and the other half shrouded in mystery. she’s at the perfect height to place her paws down on the level of the platform beneath her, giving the appearance that she’s standing normally, when in fact her other half is of course reclined in her little cat tree home. she has a sharp look to her, one that contains amounts of sass so extreme that the full extent is likely incommunicable from feline language to human perception. oh and her name is nami
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
the only thin blue line i believe in is the d-line
a photo of a hockey player for the Washington Capitals, Jakob Chychrun. he has just scored a goal from the blue line and looks funny with his arms up like this
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
big things coming soon
a notification banner on iPhone with a text message that reads: “we need to bring back cigarette sponsors”
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
her name is nami but also it is chicken cat
a curled up nami cata sassy laying nami cat
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 02/07/2024
this is my team jersey idea for beer olympics this weekend
charli xcx’s brat font but it says beer
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 16/06/2024
pre-Chitin Slate nerf
the character select screen of Destiny 2, featuring a warlock
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 10/06/2024
here i can fix this
nami the cat
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
fuck shatui futuasjhfhdsibthg fuck!!!!
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 05/06/2024
thus us the worst game ive ever
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 29/03/2024
what if you wanted to go to the lighthouse, but god said:
a screenshot from the videogame Destiny 2 from the opening enemy loadout viewing sequence of Trials of Osiris, featuring iFrostbolt - a PvP content creator known for highly competitive Trials content
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
they're in love
two venusaur in minecraft looking at each other, one with a shiny yellow palette and one with a magenta palette. they are next to a bridge
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
tickets secured
tour poster for knocked loose and loathembappe saying i will be there no matter what
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
COVID x4 94:56:17
a screenshot of spotify playing My Body Is A Cage by Boundariesthat meme titled We Are Fucking Under Attacka hand washing diagram with the Oil Toil copypasta from the Yogscast’s Moonquest seriesi want to kill mysel
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
im gonna cream bro
a set of 4 vinyl records by Counterparts. each is a special color vinyl.
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
just bought this duo after a long, long time considering combining these. shoutout to nick castellanos, the Herald of Disaster
a baseball jersey for Philadelphia Phillies player Nick Castellanosa patch bearing the design of the Brand of Sacrifice from Kento Miura’s Berserk
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 08/10/2023
night // day
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
nami went to the vet today
a picture of a cat captioned ‘i am considering biting you.’ the cat is staring at an outstretched finger
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 01/10/2023
need me some1 like this
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
blue/grey lets fucking go
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
its not a bug its a feature
an emblem for Destiny 2 called Prophetic Visionary. the emblem is awarded for completing the Prophecy Dungeon solo without dying or leaving the activity.
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
did someone order a bowl of cat
nami the cat laying at the top of her cat tree, basking in the sun and preening herself. she’s fluffy and white and is most likely the softest cat you’ll see
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androOoOo @transversive.bsky.social · 23/08/2023
an image of a cow deciding between two paths, one labeled Cock and Ball Torture and one labeled Cognitive Behavioral Therapy. each path leads to the same dead end. the caption reads “the illusion of free choice.”
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