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Transformer_Dad

@transformerdad.bsky.social
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I am not Ron Swanson. I like Transformers and being the #1 Hasbro Shill. Opinions are not my own. Also: Hot Rod Sucks

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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 3h
I seen a headline that Chris Hemsworth may voice Optimus in the new movie. And I don’t know if I like that. Like the whole idea of Peter Cullen not being around makes me wish it would be David Kaye or Gary Chalk. Idk. I guess it’s too soon for me to hear that news.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 5h
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Monty Python: And There Was Much Rejoicing
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 6h
“It’s Skywarp that became Cyclonus”
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 6h
No, that would be rude. I jumped off the bicycle and nailed the pig with an atomic elbow drop.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 7h
If I’ve learned anything in the post apocalyptic social media world, it’s that proofreading is for cowards.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 7h
Nah, not this time. Pig. Oink Oink.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 7h
Ribs in the oven. 275f for 3 1/5 hours. Smokehouse maple rub.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 7h
Share a fictional character wouldn't want to fuck with.
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Matlock Andy Griffith
Alt: Matlock Andy Griffith
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 8h
Doom scrolling is for getting in bed under the covers anyways.
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Plastic Craic @plasticcraic.bsky.social · 8h
The Cutting Edge 📷 Transformers MPG-17 Style Gen Optimus Prime
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 8h
Keep in mind I don’t like spending $30 on deluxes, though.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 8h
Monster
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 8h
Blast Off doesn’t do anything crazy in its transformation, but I really like it. Maybe because it’s my first actual Blast Off toy.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 8h
Yeah. Toy pricing in general is insane. Between MotU Origins being $20 each and Star Wars Black Label being close to $30, it make Transformers deluxes at $29 worth it, being they do something cool.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 8h
Yeah, it’s an odd choice. But I don’t mind it. I’ll pick one up.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 8h
This is an interesting choice. I’m not going to preorder on, (obvious reasons about Walmart’s online habits aside), but I will buy it in person if I see one.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 8h
Nice.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 8h
I’ll start an online petition to make sure he doesn’t.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 8h
I seen only one in a store a few weeks back. Had I known, I’d have picked it up for ya.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 10h
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Confetti Celebration with Dancing Performers
Alt: Confetti Celebration with Dancing Performers
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 10h
Correct!
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 11h
📷 Transformers Generations Deluxe Class Thunderwing
A photo of Transformers Generations Deluxe Class Thunderwing on a white background
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hasbro trying to test the waters of rising prices even more.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How’s the new job?
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know. I keep checking my local Ross. Only problem is there is a toy reseller in that town.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I keep hoping to find that devastation pack. Some day….
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can you do the Harlem (sock) Shake….
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just love all the different types of designs in the Transformers lore. This toy is so fun for me. I love its headsculpt so much. 📷 Transformers Legacy Deluxe Class Skullgrin
A photo of Transformers Legacy Deluxe Class Skullgrin on a white backdrop
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I kinda wanna get all three of these with updated paint jobs but I also cringe at the thought of spending 130 bucks.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
📷 Transformers Studio Series MTMTE Collection Voyager Class Scourge
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t like leaving my house for vacation. But once I actually go on the vacation and come home I’m glad I went. I was very apprehensive to go on a cruise last December but I’m thankful I went. 
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is that an upgrade kit to make his truck more “realistic”?
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Minus two hundy equals mo murder.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Being up at night laying in bed while everyone else is sleeping while doomscrolling is a close second.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Blue Truck go Vroom. 📷 Transformers Age of the Primes Energon Optimus Prime
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Two words…male gigalo
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PAL @paladin42.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Updated Transformers Sales! Deluxes- 20 Voyagers- 30 Leaders- 40
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Spray Cheese?
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Grow your arms a little
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s kind of a goofy toy and character, but I’m a sucker for some nice orange plastic. I sold the original version and kept this one because….orange. 😂 📷 Transformers Revenge of the Fallen Voyager Class Burning The Fallen
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bah
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
One of my favorite figures of all time.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This toy is a lot of fun. I picked it up a few days before my eye surgery last year as well. 📷 Transformers Studio Series Age of Extinction Leader Class Optimus Prime
A photo of Transformers Studio Series Age of Extinction Leader Class Optimus Prime on a white background
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At least I don’t have to put on a winter coat when it’s 62 degrees out.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That reminds me I need to get a picture of cats playing pool.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Back pain yesterday and today. No bueno.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember when bots encouraged me to look into the comments for spicy pictures.
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I could use some flaccidity
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Transformer_Dad @transformerdad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love its alt mode. Although I hardly watched the show, I’m a big fan of the toy designs. They’re a nice break from modernized G1’s.
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