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Alice's Dickdumb Diary

@transaristotle.bsky.social
891 followers 126 following 475 posts

Tfw the girlcock is cumming A 21 year old who posts things like "Tfw the girlcock is cumming" and cum fueled rambles that'll make you think her mad. I also am the certified #1 ethical limbus gooner. I love love love my girlfriend<3<3<3<3<3

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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did the 9 games that define you thing :D
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They're you're all caught up on my stuff now, wish me a happy birthday!!
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Getting self conscious the girl isn't laughing at any of my witty banter while she's in the middle of choking on my cock so hard she is crying
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Y'all gotta stop using the word wobblemeat as a joke because it's getting harder every time to hide the massive erection that springs up every time I even think about the word
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Girl with an absolutely non-existent ass trying to twerk and failing HORRIBLY while her gf stares with a slack jaw like a virgin and barely stops herself from cumming in her pants
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Alphys explaining fervently that she did NOT cut a hole in her mew mew doll to fuck she actually just WOKELY gave it bottom surgery LIKE ANY GOOD ALLY WOULD and the sperm flooding out of the fleshlight shoved into the crotch could be ANYONE'S
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Findom who starts haggling the second she"s met with the smallest resistance "Come on, waste that paycheck for me pig, give it to someone who deserves it~" "W-Well, surely you could spare $100, what else are you gonna spend it on?" "FIVE DOLLARS ILL TAKE FIVE DOLLARS PLEASE??"
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ex-findom fired from her job as a cars saleswoman after the 5th leather interior stained beyond recognition by some poor soul who thought today was the day they'd get out of their well-driven De Dion-Bouton
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The truth they don't tell you in art school is adding a bloody nose to a character immediately makes them 500% more erotic
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Whuh
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I was contained in Aperture Science and forced to do tests ad nauseum I'd simply complete my tasks like a good little girl and squirt a little in my panties every time Ms GLaDOS says I took too long because I'm too fat and ugly
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Woaw your ass is fat,,, do u wanna like,,, punch me repeatedly in the stomach,,,
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Super genius brought to depression from thinking too much, hatching a genius plan using all 100,000 points of her IQ to cure herself from her curse of intelligence by sending her old college roommate a nude and spending the rest of the night getting her brain fucked into mush
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Puppygirl wafting her pheromones around by wagging her tail......
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy Alice birthday!!!:D
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bebe🔞 @breastbrewing.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just a warmup load
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I want to beat the shit out of her so bad #nichegoons
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Dude did you see the news. It says you have to huff my balls real quick. No dude it's real. It's real. It's on the news. They said it on the news.
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Walking in on your catgirl with a leg in the air slurping down her giant cock on the NICE FUCKING COUCH for the FOURTIETH TIME even though you keep spraying her with water and saying to do that on the floor
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"Dude you smell like you just spent an hour with your face jammed up someone's ass" "Well you smell like your ass has been thoroughly cleaned by an EXPERT tongueswabber and you should be a little more GRATEFUL for their contributions"
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Girl soft launching asking you out by groping you on the train car
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Being suffocated under a huge fat ass until I have Stockholm syndrome
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Chubby doggirl who is too lazy to go on walks but will jump onto your leg and start humping at speeds that perhaps surpass light the moment you get home from work
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Girl who burps in your face and then tells you you smell like shit #needit
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Clearly you're only calling me a quick shot because you're JEALOUS of how fast I can goon to completion. Heh Since we started speaking I've splurted to the sight of your fuckjugs 4 times Get with it, or get left behind Life is a race and I'm winning it
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Butch lesbian armpit hair
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
CHIVALRY STILL LIVES?: This Woman Says You're a "Pretty Little Whore For Me" After Splattering My Face In Her Seed and Making Me Walk Around, Sending a Clear Message About Body Positivity In this essay I will- wait nevermind she is pulling me into the dressing room for round two
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I said "engarde" before slapping my cock against my girlfriend's strap and they didn't laugh or anything they just choked me and began to pound my hole, a clear violation to the "no blows below the belt" rule of proper duels
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
HELP: I was riding my favorite vtuber's novelty cumming cock replica and got PREGNANT?? How do I reach out to her for child support?? I keep sending $100 donations in her chat to get her attention and every time she just says "lol" and moves on!!!
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Having two girls fighting over your cock, one who is completely enthralled with it and wants to worship it, and one who is acting absolutely disgusted by it and just wants you to cum deep down your throat as quickly and possible
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Streamer's biggest fan getting to eat them out and getting so so so so so so so so so so so excited because it smells exactly like all those used panties they spent their entire life's savings on
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Mystic Eso @mysticeso.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
alright limbus company
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🔞0obliette🔞 @0obliette.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Furikake
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I get the most beautiful art and wonderful recipes in my straw page. You should give me more. Right here at: transaristotle.straw.page that's right right there at transaristotle.straw.page you too can draw a homer or speak some words to me
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Person doing a cum tribute but it's onto their ds with their Gardevoir on screen, moving like she was tapped with every drop of cum that lands on the bottom
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
HOLLLLYYY SHIT????????????? AWESOMEEEEE WHO TF DID THIS OH MY GOD YESSSS AWESOMEEEEEE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE THATS WIFE THERE YESSSSS THATS WIFE
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
[saw voice] your task is: go to my strawpage (transaristotle.straw.page) and do a doodle of Sybil look outside. There will be grave consequences for failure to achieve this.
transaristotle.straw.page
Nothing here - straw.page
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Thinking about Sybil Look Outside again she's literally wife and awesome. Look at this drawing I did of her in gartic phone in 20 seconds on my trackpad.
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Girl who does food reviews like they're sex toy reviews. She fingers it on camera and tests their elasticity and durability before taking it for a test drive herself. Then she ends it with "the least important part", and takes a big bite and starts talking about taste
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Hag maid who thinks she's beyond her sex years and that no one will ever love her again, and her new master who is constantly leaving her heavy, chunky, potent, white messes to clean as a hint that the maid couldn't be more wrong.
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Yes of course as a professional maid I can guarantee you that my job isn't done until I've slobbered on your logcutter for upwards of five hours. Yeah, to clean it or something like that. Now spread those cheeks, the longer you make me wait the more in depth I'll have to clean.
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Findomme so desperate for anyone to pay her that she starts spending hours and hours edging each person she talks to only to build up to asking for one dollar (and immediately being blocked)
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Scene girl gooner whose bright colorful aesthetic is totally ruined by all of the murky, yellowish white cum stains that cover the majority of her clothes
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Seeing a lot of likes but no reposts, snap snap, get to it, we got a spread the girlcock around girls we got a get the word out
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Okay that's all
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Story about how to support your friend after she breaks her first fleshlight
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Robot x Trans girl inventor. My favorite. (1/2)
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
God, you hate that bitch. You hate everything about her. Her fancy clothes, her perfect makeup, her made up hair, the infuriating smirk she carries near constantly, and the way her cock twitches as she floods your womb with her essence, impregnating you without any doubt...cunt..
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Your favorite anime girl has a fat cock and jerks off to porn 24/7. You couldn't fuck her, I'm so sorry, she's a perma virgin devoted her her cock and wouldn't give you and your gross ass a second glance while she huffs her pits, goes NGJJHUHGGHHHHHHHYESSHHH, and faps harder
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Alice's Dickdumb Diary @transaristotle.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Robot girl built to be used like a fleshlight given to people who just think she's a maid robot and that the skimpy outfit ISN'T just fetish wear. Getting SO frustrated that her master doesn't care how slutty she walks or how much she shows off her ass while cleaning
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