Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Relative to income a block of butter costing $8.60 on minimum wage is equal to the Frontera CEO paying $1055 a block. The prime minister would pay $91 and our two right-wing knowalls, Peters/Seymour pay $60. The fact that these four men can't do math normalization is staggering. #nzpol #bhn 19036
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 20/07/2025National is now fiddling with a suite of its own historic knee-jerk legislation and presenting it as ground-breaking work: RMA, NZCEA, open-plan schools. #nzpol 040
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Tess in her ride ready to head to the river. 000
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 13/07/2025America - now's the time to talk about retiring the Colors of the US Marine Corps. #uspol #USmarine #USMILITARY #ICE 020
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Symbol of Soviet mentality may have to be decommissioned. 🤣 040
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 11/07/2025America - when your dictator is a drama queen. #USpol #mockTrump 110
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 09/07/2025Added a fire brick from the historic Bunner coal mine to the collection of interesting stuff. I unearthed the brick while breaking concrete in the backyard. 040
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Reasonable chance Epstein's client list is backed up on a laptop. #musk #uspol #epstein #trump 110
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 08/07/2025Wow... the US Olympic equestrian team flanked by the synchronized swim team at MacArthur Park. Both teams seemingly choosing burka over pink thongs is a bold choice. #USpol #ICEmeme #mockICE 010
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 04/07/2025Reese's take on the bill - worth watching #uspol youtu.be/mRgOYzR1Zgo?...youtu.beTrump's Big Ugly Bill DEVASTATES MAGAYouTube video by Reese Waters 010
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Karoline Leavitt still stabbing Jesus with her lies about the Betrayal Bill. The world is watching. #uspol 000
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 03/07/2025Frying up fritters tonight: Corn, silverbeet and parsley with parmersan egg and 50/50 corn flour and regular flour. Simple, nourishing, economic and OMG rather tasty. 030
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 02/07/2025About soggy fruitcake rumors - some people say Trump's a soggy frutcake... I don't know... but people do say that... a man phoned me... strong man... tough man... with tears in his eyes... said... Trump's a fruitcake.... soggy one... I said I don't know. 000
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Tobacco is the gateway drug to meth #NZpol 020
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Plans not promises - isn't it time that we stopped voting for talk and promises by politicians. If they can't put forward plans with funding breakdowns that can be understood then we are simply voting in a beauty pageant where dress, style and eloquence are the only criteria. #nzpol #uspol #ukpol 030
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Feels a bit like America grabbed Bunker/Buster munitions when they really needed Mountain/Buster-Bunker/Busters. 020
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 24/06/2025The right-wing lies to cover their flimsy grip on a precarious position. 020
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 24/06/2025The US Supreme Court is where it is today because of two moments in history: 1/ Mitch McConnell lied 2/ RBG wouldn't retire 010
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 24/06/2025So... Iran keeps all the uranium and nobody can shot at it without breaking the ceasefire they wrote. Brilliant 👏 👏 👏 36817
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 23/06/2025I let Tess choose the walk tonight. First she went on a smell tour of trees and posts checking her social media for likes (she's coming on heat). The she took me to the lake (I'm like noooooo). but she didn't jump in just selected a log and took me to the field to chuck for her. Joy #retriever #pets 060
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Peppers now cracking open 35-year-old jars of listeria #USpol 000
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Iran's Pearl Harbour occurred today. #USpol 010
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 21/06/2025If you paster tells you there is a witch in the congregation - understand he has raped someone. #uspol #evangelical #jesus 030
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I heard that Jesus was on the streets in Auckland today burning flags and stomping on the least amongst us. #NZpol 040
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 19/06/2025If all guns were pink... #uspol Credit: #HalSparks 000
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Attention Winston Peters, Seymour, Luxon: plagiarised American right-wing racism makes you either a racist government or really stupid. 140
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Lichen flowers (I think) noticed in a sub-alpine rocky outcrop in NZ while taking a break from politics. Reminded me how arse the right-wing is though. #gardening #flowers 1110
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Some old brewing gear for renovation... looking forward to this. #homebrew #beer #distillation 040
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 14/06/2025Bare in mind that Fox News is like a tennis ball... cheap, good rebound, floats well, covered in slobber. #uspol 020
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 13/06/2025So, the primary secter is hauling in export earnings which means they need tax favors while charging export prices to domestic customers and shrugging off responsibility for their industrial pollution. Meanwhile, Westland Milk Products posts an "unexpected" $35m loss. #nzpol 012
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Raining... the fire's roaring... and this #nzpol 091
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Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Tess carried it home like Bigfoot's thigh bone. #retriever #pets 040
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Te Pati Māori - 33% is actually awesome. Seeing Peters hands tremble while he blathered and Seymour's thin lips tighten in Parliament was legendary. Salute. #nzpol 0100
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 04/06/2025There is nothing inherently wrong using AI to read submissions. All the submissions need to be publicly available (unredacted) and the AI model publically identified (provided) so that the results can be independently replicated. #nzpol 000
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Nark on a road cone because.... what I would say to you is.... ummm.... #NZpol 000
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 01/06/2025The spare PM has been outlining his latest hallucinations. #NZpol 020
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 31/05/2025Finally... another spare PM arrives from Temu. #NZpol 181
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025The assumption that a business owner is qualified is naive #nzpol 060
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 28/05/2025So where's them ferries at? Are the contracts signed? Keels Laid? #NZpol 010
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 24/05/2025NactFirst are slow boiling their base with a poverty-trickles-up policy. #nzpol 040
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Test run on the newly acquired air still. Lemon verbena in gin. Chucked a handful of leaves in about 200ml of gin and 500ml water. Discarded 20ml at the start and stopped when the total collection hit 40%. Got near enough 200ml back. Quick way to try new recipes. #distilling #moonshine #homebrew 000
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Ngāti Karen's budget today is likely to be modeled on a meth addict's rent savings. 000
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 20/05/2025NactFirst is going down as the most wasteful govt to have ever uttered the word "saving" in NZ's 700-year history. #nzpol 000
Ian - happy old kiwi @trakabat.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Your golden retriever may require a bigger water bowl than other breeds #retriever #pets 010