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Train Track Panda

@traintrackpanda.bsky.social
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Same part-time officer waging the same war on Leaders Eat Last, now with 0% muskiness.

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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Idk how else you expect me to cope with this
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Are we surprised that the dude who looks and sounds like a microwaved thumb is destroying public health?
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Are we surprised that the dude who looks and sounds like a microwaved thumb is destroying public health?
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I forgot who said it, but a perfect example of Woke 1 insanity was in 2022 when REI was doing land acknowledgements during their union busting podcast. It's the hypocrisy of pushing back against your workers organizing to improve their material conditions, but first acknowledging an old injustice?
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I've seen like 3 things about the Woke 1 vs. Woke 2 debate and I'm already rolling my eyes at the pearl clutching. "Woke 1 was crazy" is about shit like whatever the hell this was. Centrist liberals are once again missing the point in favor of whatever they prefer to hear and respond to.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Remember when the Biden administration failed to uphold Leahy Laws? Remember when we used our veto power in the UNSC to prevent a ceasefire resolution FIVE TIMES?
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Guys, this Madison police shooting is not the 2020 George Floyd moment you're looking for. They pulled a fucking chef's knife off his body. You can't see his right arm (the dominant arm for 88% of people) in either of the two videos I've seen; it stays tucked against his body.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham offering up his life force to Mitch McConnell
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"opposing political parties"
A dismissive wanking gesture
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I was also on my way to speak with Senator Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes this morning
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Nothing makes me more proud to be a Soldier than strategically/politically losing every war that's happened in my life. /s Not that we *should* win this war, I'm more than happy if it's gonna end. It's just depressing that they keep getting us killed for nothing.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Nothing encapsulates "the emperor has no clothes" more than the countless times our pedophile-in-chief has blatantly passed out in front of a live camera and everyone acts like it's business as usual.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
"Righteous hellfire will rain upon the infidels, Alhamdulilah"
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Same energy.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
The idea that our dementia-addled pedophile-in-chief is just buying shoes that don't fit for people is wild, BUT THE FACT THEY'RE OUT HERE WEARING THEM LIKE GOOD LITTLE SUBS IS HILARIOUS.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
What is this "we" business?
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
You could make the point that ole Donny T keeping his big goody ass campaign hat on was disrespectful and he should have taken it off. Instead, I'll remind people that he wears his hat when he doesn't do up his fake care, and covering that is more important to him than respecting the fallen.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I really just do not think a Neonazi would go through all the trouble of parading himself as a socialist, taking pics like this, and trying to walk that ideological line when the GOP is right there. It really seems like you're just stuck on the tattoo thing and an errant retweet.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This reddit account purporting to be the tattoo artist herself said that it's because he's Scottish and likes dogs, so unless she's also in on it, I think it really is because he's Scottish and likes dogs. www.reddit.com/r/Maine/s/PX... www.reddit.com/r/Maine/s/Il...
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
It's celtic knots and a dog, which he got because he's Scottish and likes dogs. If I'm being 100%, it's not the best tattoo on its face, but it's better than a Nazi symbol and coverups are always hard, especially with as much black ink as they were trying to cover. wgme.com/news/local/h...
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Multicam is the camouflage pattern on Army uniforms. Technically, it's actually a slightly different pattern called OCP, but the difference isn't substantial unless you know what to look for.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Pics related to last post in thread. Pretty much every state has these requirements.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
New Mexico actually has Louisiana beat by 3% (29.90% vs 26.79%), but nonetheless, it's one of only 8 states above 25%, and one of only 3 outside New England (CA is also at 26.20%). It makes sense all SW states are over 20%, given how heavily Catholic Hispanic pops are.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
*Sigh*
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I'm so glad we're doing another shutdown to fight for *checks notes, adjust glasses, rubs eye* existing laws and norms.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Please take a moment to mock the Board of Peace for not only having an AI slop UN ripoff logo with a geographically impossible globe, but also being comprised of a bunch of oddball countries that didn't even make the logo (minus Argentina, barely). DCEU-tier alliance.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I'm not getting over how the SecDef operates with lieutenant brain. His Japanese counterpart comes to the US and he's like "I'll show him how good of a leader I am by doing PT." Completely unserious. (PL was the highest leadership position he ever held so it makes sense)
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I'll never get how the right-wing personification of masculinity, authority, and justice is an incontinent 80 year old child rapist with fake hair and a painted face whose only dance move is the double handjob shimmy. But like whatever I guess.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Alright so I guess we're doing this
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Idc if it's in bad taste to call it out. I'm a father and this has been driving me insane. Who is watching the Kirk children (a 3 year old and 18 month old) while their single mom has been touring the country for the past 3 months since their father died?
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
What oil have they stolen when we're the ones seizing their tankers? What stolen oil fields? *THEIR* oil fields??? THE OIL FIELDS IN THE COUNTRY OF VENEZUELA??????? WE'RE DECLARING THEM TERRORISTS, BUT WE, THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, ARE WANTONLY BOMBING THEIR PEOPLE AND BOATS?????????????????
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Yeah my Subie is plain gray so I'm definitely not living out the values I'm espousing lmao Now, if I ever decide to paint it? Yeah I'm gonna go for a fun color. I'm thinking Baja yellow (actual color name believe it or not), then blacken all the faux chrome trim.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Shoutout to actual vehicle colors, we need to bring em back if we're riding the missile to the ground being a car-centric nation. Might as well look good doing it.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I ain't gonna lie, I'd do reprehensible things for a Toyota Sienna Woodland Edition. 34 city/36 highway, 7" of ground clearance, hybrid powertrain, AWD, roof rails, tow hitch, AND all the features of a modern minivan like ample seating and cup holders? 😩
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Got a substantial amount of snow in my area, but I drive an Outback SO NOT LIKE IT MATTERS 😤😤
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Facebook post by U.S. Department of War that reads:

"OFFICIAL STATEMENT: 

The Department of War has received serious allegations of misconduct against Captain Mark Kelly, USN (Ret.). In accordance with the Uniform Code of Military Justice, 10 U.S.C. § 688, and other applicable regulations, a thorough review of these allegations has been initiated to determine further actions, which may include recall to active duty for court-martial proceedings or administrative measures. This matter will be handled in compliance with military law, ensuring due process and impartiality. Further official comments will be limited, to preserve the integrity of the proceedings.
 
The Department of War reminds all individuals that military retirees remain subject to the UCMJ for applicable offenses, and federal laws such as 18 U.S.C. § 2387 prohibit actions intended to interfere with the loyalty, morale, or good order and discipline of the armed forces. Any violations will be addressed through appropriate legal channels."
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
We're talking supernatural levels of coincidence here. I took the Spotify screenshot of what I was listening to right after sending my reply. 1:45 into Reynolds Pamphlet at 9:35 PM. The Wreck was the preceding song, runtime of 6:29. You sent your post at 9:27 PM. 😶
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
With Democrats like this, who needs Republicans? "The rest of the party is trying the only tool they have, but I'm a useless fuck with a cooked spaghetti noodle for a spine so I'd rather just do nothing."
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Entirely on brand for the @democrats.org to get a solid election, then piss on the carpet with this bullshit. "Guys, the scam artists are gonna pinky promise to give us the vote, it's a great deal." Fucking unreal.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Gonna put together a gofundme to buy and mail one of these bad boys to every Democrat in Congress if I fucking endured 40+ days without pay for them to fold like newspaper at the end. @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @democrats.senate.gov @housedemocrats.bsky.social
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Update: it's been another week and I'm fuckin chewing this bitch. Working my second course of block now.
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Really hilarious how this video of an ICE agent eating shit chasing a middle-aged man was followed by this DHS glaze post They're making their dreams a reality 🤣🤣🤣
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Update: it's been 5 days and what the fuck did I decide to chew
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Train Track Panda @traintrackpanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I may have bitten off more than I can chew, but nonetheless I will chew it
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