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Traffic Jam on Toast

@trafficjamontoast.bsky.social
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I write silly short stories

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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The main reason I match energy with my husband is because we're both equal partners and also we have no energy
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Australian experience: being late for work and stepping out of the shower, realizing there's a spider in your leg, casually chucking it in the toilet and getting on with your day making a mental note to schedule in an official freakout after your 9:00am meeting.
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Does anyone else just randomly rediscover buttered toast exists?
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Are you tired or are your glasses just dirty?
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Lowkey stressed that some billionaire edgelord is gonna buy and fuck up discord
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Just had an amazing weekend and now I can't handle the anxiety around how some unmentionable terrible things is sure to occur
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
The overwhelming sadness when you realized that your mother could have been the mother that you needed, but just not to you #generationaltrauma
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Nothing more bittersweet than meeting the version of yourself you could have been if your parents had been the parents you needed. Like I'm happy you exist, but also sad it couldn't be me. #innerchild
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Like sex is great but have you ever flipped your illustration in Photoshop only to find it still looks great? #art
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Petition for Trump to explicitly comment on Australian politics so we don't have to suffer four years of Dutton after Saturday #auspol
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Is it just me or every country's 'signature dish' just the thing that poor people ate?
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I love it when old timey cautionary sci-fi stories are all "Alas! Behold the hubris of mankind" when in fact it's just the hubris of a few old white dudes in power. #scifi #vintage
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Help! The maladaptive daydreaming isn't working anymore #mentalhealth #fantasy
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Me, after unlocking the car, climbing in, putting on my seatbelt and starting the car: "Wait is this even my car?"
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Please help tiktok keeps serving me motherhood content which means I'm probably pregnant. #tiktok
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Today I'm crying because a group of people sent a dog into space.
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
As an enlightened millennial parent, I have never uttered the phrase 'because I said so' to any of my children. But I am getting dangerously close. #parenting
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I hate that every year I'm reminded Ramadan is coming by the absolute onslaught of advertising that crops up. I feel like Mugatu pointing out that this years trendy Eid abaya and this years trendy Eid abaya ARE THE SAME ABAYA. #muslim #ramadanmubarak #zoolander
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
I know everyone is vibing with the whole #livingroomkids thing but does anyone else have "whatever room I'm in" kids? #parenting
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Tiktok users after trump saves tiktok: Are..are we the baddies? #tiktok
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Does anyone else occasionally feel like they need to come up with a new word for 'love' because the old world just isn't capturing the depth of what you're feeling right now?
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
One of the small mercies of finally making it to homeownership is no longer buying secondhand furniture with 'good resale value in case we have to move suddenly '.
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Say what you will of Big Bang Theory, but how many of us who were told "Haha you're just like Sheldon" are now facing an late age autism diagnosis? #bigbangtheory #autism #neurospicy
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
God I wish the Fern Fully fairies were based on Australian Indigenous culture like how fucking awesome would that have been in the ancient era of 1992. #ferngully #animation #australia
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I am exceedingly blessed to be loved by the person I love, in the ways I need to be loved.
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
My parents did the best job they could given the tools they had. Except the job was neurosurgery and the tools were whatever they could find in the top cutlery drawer.
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I will never have my dream wedding. I mean, I had a wedding, but it was my mother's wedding really. She had final say. Because her wedding wasn't her wedding either. It was her mother's. My daughter however will have her dream wedding. I'll just have to skip mine.
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
In order to be happy, I'm going to have to disappoint my parents a little bit (not written by me)
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Traffic Jam on Toast @trafficjamontoast.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
I buried my heart beneath the sycamore tree In the deepest pit of night It was the hardest thing I've ever done Because he put up a helluva fight
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