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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️

@tradierunt.bsky.social
3.7K followers 1.7K following 2.5K posts

36, tired. Yer uncle that lives on the bad side of town. Actual idiot. Best described as squandering potential. Im still proud of ya champ. Follow for halfbaked political opinions, thirst traps, and beekeeping nonsense

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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Watching Heated Rivalry for the first time while packing hockey gear bags for our first game feels like a decent way to keep the pre game jitters at bay
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pre pride noms with a game day no calories counting modifier with @pupdodgerbootblack.bsky.social Heaps in Decatur/Avondale is fucking amazing.
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Spite powered power skate, hockey stop, and sorta crossover practice. Also got new gloves...
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This felt on brand to watch @kovaltpup.bsky.social and Lantern get married
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First formal hockey practice in the books... Now for my house to smell like a locker room.
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Once yer in there isnt any in and out (except maybe to yer car once or twice) The uniform they give you look like orange yard clothes so people started jokingly calling it relaxation jail
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone really likes relaxation jail after ice time
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone loves ice time bud!
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Am I a Nicki fan? No.
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The senate, the worlds greatest deliberative body... Where everything is made up and the facts dont matter apparently
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been recovering my porn archives from the early 2000s and... Thats one way to make sure my post hockey horn is taken care of.
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
First skate in 3 weeks... im dying out here
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It turns out I may be a little too out of shape to mosh in these conditions
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Music festival @pupdodgerbootblack.bsky.social is just a fuckboy AND I AM HERE FOR IT!!
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why pay 4.50 a gallon to drive to downtown when you can Take The Train in air conditioned glory. As long as you don't need to pee *shakes fist at Five Points reconstruction*
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Computer, delete that entire log
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Turnstile is playing. My heart says pit. My knees say sit.
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Huge thanks to Shaky Knees music festival and betheplace.org for providing free narcan just inside the gate to the festival. Give them some scratch if you can swing it
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I got to swap briefs with the beautiful @jacksonboyd.bsky.social this weekend
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Git good bro.... But also same
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hai @puptransit.bsky.social You need to get a new bathmat
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This week I saw the reflection of the boy I used to be and a vision of the dad I am becoming. Also: math is rude.
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I have some pretty deep fried memes for the kirkiversary
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Also thank you to @pupdodgerbootblack.bsky.social and @nullobiker.bsky.social for the invite for us derpy dogs to get some work in as well as get some stupid pics and vids of each other on the ice
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me: god I have done so much this weekend I should just use today to relax and get ready for Camp. Also me: OH stick and puck time
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Me: why the fuck am I so tired and hungry all the time. Also me:
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I mean... it would make sense.
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My buddy Puk took a pic of me sharing some info with other people wanting to join the AAHL beginner league... I think I'm startin to slim up...
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
40 mins into ice time and I'm winded, making progress on my practice items though.
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
October 16 we are gonna bleach it. Not gonna be full platinum cuz of how DARK my hair is
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Its haircut day but holy shit the mullet is comin in STRONG. Bleaching it next month so I can get the full Kiefer Southerland on a carousel while Cry Little Sister plays realness
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Are you truly a child of southern california if you expect a 94.7 The Wave interstitial after this song then expect the next to be Dave Koz or something
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A successful first sticktime for @pupdodgerbootblack.bsky.social
Dodger and I geared up in the locker roomMe after having a dart semi tailgatingCalorie burn for my stick timeDodger and I post scrim watching our buddy do another scrim
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Got my string of pearls repotted, hopefully she thrives
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We (barely) survived. And it was fun. And i broke in my surprisingly light stick.
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
How hockey bros relax ft @pupdodgerbootblack.bsky.social
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
So @pupdodgerbootblack.bsky.social and I are at Millenial 80s night aka "its not a phase" emo/pop punk nite at outrun brewing
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Like seriously eat my ass this is (highly effective and I can already feel some benefits in my balance) painful bullshit
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Another day of me giving this (highly effective medical recovery device) evil piece of bullshit the finger while I use it
A sidekick ankle injury board sits idle while i give it the finger
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Im anti speed camera as well but dude... You make me want to support them.
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Anyone up to help a dog with their stickwork
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Dont I fuckin know it
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Finally on my way to KDS
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Doing ankle excersises with this stupid effective thing that even my woek PT said was a good idea and I wanna thow it in the creek because its effective and rude
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Let me know if any good boys or pups wanna melt their brain in my sweaty hockey gear. Gotta let it all dry out...
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The perfect post scrim breakfast: Southern Hibachi
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A tale in 3 pictures... Just need a good boy to help me hang all the gear to dry. Free sniffs
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
This cage is nice, but not for long term lockup.
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Also taped up @pupdodgerbootblack.bsky.social since im borrowing his stick as backup for tonight.
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Uncle Runt 🔜 🏒 and 🛏️ @tradierunt.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Tested my pads and socks and figured out how to reset the garters now that they are all oiled up and properly set. Also boiled my mouth guard and adjusted my chin straps for the helmet
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