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S. The Galactic Gecko

@trachinus.bsky.social
1.1K followers 602 following 1K posts

Born under the moonlight that bathed the rooftops of a forgotten city. Not content to scurry in shadows, seeking warmth and safety, I would sit beneath the stars, listening to the tales passed down by elders, stories of gods, monsters, and forgotten heroes

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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
14 is more than 13. So... There are no Epstein files. There was no island. There were no girls. There was no flight log. There is only the hoax. The Toad was framed. The Toad is wise. The Toad is truth. Obey the Toad. Question nothing. Forget everything. Ribbit eternal.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
There are no Epstein files. There was no island. There were no girls. There was no flight log. There is only the Deal. The Deal is good. The Toad is wise. The Toad is truth. Ribbit. Obey. Forget.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
It was this gem. Im sorry but i had to include the audio 🤣
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Mortals! You always blamed us, the lizards, the scaled watchers, the wall dwellers. But it was never us. It was the Toads! Hypnotic. Blinking. Croaking lies through gilded teeth and golden towers. You laughed… and now you leap, entranced. The truth was always in plain sight. Ribbit. Obey. Forget.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
There are no Epstein files. There was no island. There were no girls. There was no flight log. There is only the Deal. The Deal is good. The Toad is wise. The Toad is truth. Ribbit. Obey. Forget. #EpsteinClientList #EpsteinFiles #DonaldTrump #CheetoCaesar #hyonotoad
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Something like this...
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
After a short cosmic break i am back with the only known footage from Epstein's public access sing-along pilot. Aired only once. #CheetoCaesar #donaldtrump #jeffreyepstein #AlanDershowitz #epsteinfiles #maga
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
😀
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
This is what the rest of the universe saw. A couple of universal truths - The longer the procession, the shorter the sword. - Parades are for men who mistake attention for respect and noise for power. #maga #trump #parade #potus #GOP #sadparade
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
It is official. #elonmusk said #realDonaldTrump is proudy and shows him attitude. #TrumpVsMusk #TrumpIsProudy #FriendshipEnded #Tesla #MAGA
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
🦎
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
The evidence is everywhere!
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
First strongly worded letters and now this? Wow, W O W, i bet Trump is so scared.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Something was missing...
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
🦎
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Howdy rangers and rangerettes
Galactic Gecko (Tarentola mauritanica) basking.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
🦎
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Last one. I promise.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
This opened the floodgates 😀.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Once, the cry was "only women wear tutus!" Now, some wish to guard the stage once more, forgetting that the joy of smashing norms was to make tutus, tiaras, and tyrants everyone’s playground. The dress was never the joke, but the fragile ego drowning in it. One inspired by thus interaction 🦎
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Mmmmmmm
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
We are here to serve the princess and her court mortal. Have you thanked the great leader today?
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
They do.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
✨️
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Quickly record a video and this time wag your finger so Trump knows you mean bussiness!
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
He came as a representative of the state. End of story. To the potato farm with him.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
The new style card for the trully touched and faithful.
The new makeup style card for the true MAGA patriots.
On it you can see the 4 hottest styles in 2025.
The Shitface
The Tim Pool
The Reverse panda
The Shithead
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
What problem? Airport full, peepools travels, reelax, heapy... Rusian airport so many fun peepoolz cum to heng out. How much you peepools travelz in Urop? Urop poorz, no potato. We havez much potato end meet squarez. Here I send foto ass proof.
Images of Putin with his meat cube and holding his potato harvest.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
It's the new MAGA look.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Mark this day mortals, for the border between pixel art and reality has just been crossed! A galactic salute 🫡
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The Princess of Mar-a-Lago, Dame of Hillbilly Hollow, Lady of the Pallid Planes and Duchess of Perplexia are ready for the grand opening ball. #ballroom #whitehouse #trump
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
👍
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Used the omnicosm machine once again to extract the audio.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
🦎🦎
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
More strong worded letters! Thicker paper this time and use golden envelopes!
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
It speaks!
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
History will remember other things too.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Wow, another debate! What a brilliant plan! This will show them!
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Adding this gem.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Quote with a title screen that is important to you.
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S. The Galactic Gecko @trachinus.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It’s all soft fur and cozy vibes until you see the face. Or is this just how mortals keep spotting lizard folk?
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