Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 15mIt sounds like you don't have a spine to act decisively when needs must. Bleating about your morals won't keep the boot off your neck. It's easy to be a pacifist or keep your moral superiority when you've got nothing on the line. 200
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 17mtalk is easy. talk is cheap. actions speak louder than words. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 15hI'm tired of playing nice with people who would have no second thoughts about gunning us down. Fuck them and fuck sparing them. 110
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 04/10/2026bleed the wealthy first so they can't influence elections after the ballots are cast. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 04/10/2026(probably a horse but) Built like a tiger Purrs like a kitten Needy as a puppy Gentle as a lamb 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the problem is that they could cherry-pick the officers as being ones that will either be lax in their vigilance or would actively let them leave the premises. Either way, no. They don't deserve even that much. No golden cages, only forgotten headstones. 200
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Beyond not liking the character in any context I will not be following the trend because the tag for it includes a derogatory term coined by sexist bastards. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't believe much in capital punishment, either, but those who wrong us deeply enough should not be afforded the privilege of living to do it again. 100
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 02/10/2026breaking into an office building is malicious mischief. breaking into the capitol with the express intention of interrupting a fair and legal process to ensure that your preferred candidate is declared the winner? That's high treason. they all should have hanged. 5918
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 02/10/2026HER family might have benefited from Colonialism but most everyone else's DIDN'T. 071
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 02/10/2026yeah but how do you propose to get past the praetorian guard? 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 01/10/2026a bunch of worthless bastards in the government not doing their damn jobs and beating the ever-loving shit out of the evil bastards fucking us. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I won't be satisfied until they're in a gallows or facing down a firing squad. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every day could be the last day you ever speak to somebody, ever hear from someone, and you'd never know it. 010
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 30/09/2026there is only one appropriate sentence for high treason. 010
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 30/09/2026alright, so when do we start beating them in the streets? 111
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*WE* didn't allow shit. The rich assholes abrogated free and fair elections to make sure their patsy and yes-man would get back in the bed they made for him. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 29/09/2026THE ONLY THING I WANT TO SEE HIS NAME ON IS AN OBITUARY. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 29/09/2026when you have to make your own Taco Tuesday 010
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 29/09/2026you know, this is making me think. We've had film and radio and television for a good 100 years at this point, pretty much; ergo, any statement of this nature made to the press agencies of the world should be viewed as declaration of intent, and failure to act upon treated as perjury. 001
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We've got a better chance of seeing Mike Johnson blow a goat. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Peter Thiel looks like if you melted Elon Musk. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"A new low"? Dude apparently has been living under a rock, Diaper Donny's ALWAYS treated women as third-class citizens, barely more privileged than slaves. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 26/09/2026earlier in the week I saw a dumbass wearing a "gulf of america" hat and I wanted to both flip him off and call him the R-slur but unfortunately for me I was on the clock at the time so had to observe the rules of Not Doing That. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Fuck impeachment. They need to be exiled to a small barren island in the north Atlantic. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the Bermuda Triangle needs to start eating people again, starting with Peter Thiel. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Shakedown Class: Super Lightweight A biker with a body count that was gunned down in a double-cross, this ghastly gangster seeks revenge on the people that schemed against him. The tremendous roar of his engine shatters the ground in his wake, sending waves of spikes at his enemies. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tyrant Class: Super Heavyweight This rusted-out rig wrecker seems to have come to life on its own, existing for the sole purpose of hunting down everyone that has ever participated in a Twisted Metal tournament. Its tow cable can grab contestants, dragging them under the truck's jagged rims. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Charon: Class: Lightweight From the dark underworld comes this hearse of a hot rod. Or hot rod of a hearse. Either way this twisted ferryman is going to deliver you to the afterlife. If the sick flames adorning the hearse don't kill you, the spectral skulls he launches at you will. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Renegade Class: Middleweight This cop is as crooked as they come and her cruiser is no different. Unlike the Outlaws, there's nobody looking for justice in this ride, just skulls to crack. As if the heavy-duty push bar wasn't enough, she can also rattle you with a sonic attack from the sirens. 010
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Midas: Class: Heavyweight There's nothing cheap about this armored car. Slow as it might be, the gold trim showcases an interest in handing out high-class beatdowns, either from it simply running you over, or through the use of the literal antitank rockets it's toting around. Money talks. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Trailblazer: Class: Middleweight Another outdoorsman, this beefy Bronco served the forest service for decades. Now it's serving up pain. Its off-road ability is high, giving it access to areas that other machines have trouble with. It's also got a gnarly flamethrower, so watch out. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Roadrunner: Class: Lightweight The dudes in this dastardly dune buggy want that prize, or else. Speedy and nimble but very lightly armored, their car can carve a mean donut and kick up a dust devil to immobilize opponents. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Loggerhead Class: Heavyweight Once used for transporting logs to a lumber mill (hence the name) the trailer has been converted into a giant ballista to fire those logs at the opposition instead. Logs can cause immense damage on a hit, or create obstacles for rival contestants. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 25/09/2026some Twisted Metal character ideas I have come up with. Short summaries to follow. 800
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Jews don't believe in Hell so he's just gonna be gone forever. A mindless corpse rotting in Sheol, complete oblivion. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 25/09/2026two things I am convinced are true: Barron is Putin's kid, not Donny's and Melania is bending over for Barron. 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 24/09/2026and when they lie about the results? deny the results? dismiss the results? what then? 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's hard to keep fighting when you're barely surviving, to quote "Mayday". 000
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 24/09/2026my fury isn't only over the fact that they can be bought at all, it's due to how cheaply so many of them sell us out. 120
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 22/09/2026you know they've been blaming Biden for the last two weeks. 110
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 20/09/2026also the Houthis are targeting Saudi oil production in a move that everyone saw coming but the Saudis. 020
Trace Reading 🗿🎼⚡😈 @tracereading.bsky.social · 19/09/2026the GOP is like K-Y jelly. Every time they're around something's getting messy and there's no way someone isn't getting fucked. 001