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Tucker Drake

@tparkpodcast.com
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I'm yet another annoying podcaster, and I just happen to live in a beer can. tparkpodcast.com is the home of the show and you can support it on www.patreon.com/tntucker if you choose.

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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 03/10/2026
Even in small, Southern towns, we’re out. #SquareFest #TN #Democrats #Gallatin #SumnerCounty
Photo of the booth for the Sumner County Democratic Party in Gallatin, TN at the city’s SquareFest.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 03/10/2026
Line drawing of a vaguely human figure, with an angry expression on its face as it holds a toaster over its head. The caption reads, “Get in the bathtub.”
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 01/10/2026
It’s an apt name.
Screenshot of a Threads post by fuckyeahlaurenparker that says, “Couldn’t remember the name so I called Warhammer “Gwar Babies” and now I’m being lectured.”
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 29/09/2026
RIP Professor Fuzznuts, Jr. 2012-2026
Me, holding my orange tabby cat, Professor Fuzznuts, Jr., who's wrapped in a blue blanket and is looking sad. This is the last pic taken of him before he was put to sleep.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 23/09/2026
Yeah, so The Atlantic is owned by Laurene Powell Jobs. And if you want to talk about reckonings and Israel, then citing a magazine owned by someone who appears to have ties to criminals connected to Mossad might not be the best choice.
On the left, in the white bathing suit is Laurene Powell Jobs (widow of Steve Jobs), on the right is Ghislane Maxwell. Convicted sex trafficker, who had connections to Mossad. (This DOESN'T mean that she was an agent, or even working for Israel, but it does mean there are questions which should be asked.) Both women are in bathing suits and appear to be enjoying a candid moment of laughter with one another, which would seem to indicate that they were friends of some sort.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 20/09/2026
All that really needs to be said.
A photo of Sophia Loren in a low-cut red dress, with a jeweled necklace and jeweled earrings. The quote from her says, "Everything you see I owe to spaghetti."
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 16/09/2026
The guy from “The Cabin in the Woods” meme standing in front of a white board. The caption says, “Okay, who had rabies for their next outbreak?”
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 12/09/2026
As an American, all I can say is…
An image of Kermit the Frog looking wistfully at the world outside of his rain splattered window.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 28/08/2026
A tweet from Milo that says, “What is the etiquette if you are going about your business and find yourself observing an ICE raid? I want to show a little respect and decency. Are you allowed to masturbate where you stand, in the street, or should you find some kind of awning or motor vehicle?”
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 26/08/2026
Deadbeat dad, who always seemed to get his spine broken, Worf, and two other Klingons are screaming skyward to warn the dead that a Klingon is headed to the afterlife. This Klingon happens to be Dolly Parton, who died today.

It's all absurdly funny when you think about it. While she no doubt would have respected their sense of honor, Ms. Parton was far too genteel to ever be a Klingon. Then there's the whole idea of a species capable of using energies on the same magnitude as our sun still subscribing to the idea of an afterlife.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 22/08/2026
That bird reminds me of this meme.
A photo of a white male peacock with his tail feathers on full display. The text reads, “The other day, I saw someone post, ‘what if the first person that saw an angel was just super high and saw a peacock?’ Then, today, I saw this:”
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 19/07/2026
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 17/07/2026
Peter Falk as Columbo. He's in his classic pose of having turned around to ask the suspect a question. In his right hand is a cigar. The caption reads, "Just one more question, this Ea-Nasir, how would you describe his copper ingots?"
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 17/07/2026
The two buttons meme. The left button is labeled “Watch the speech hoping IT happens live.” The right button is labeled “Literally anything else.” The man sweating over which button to press is labeled “Most of the world tonight.”
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 16/07/2026
Obligatory meme.
Meme of the “never nude” guy from “Arrested Development” talking to a blonde woman.

“Well, did it work for those people?” She asks.

“No, it never does,” he says. “I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking that it might, but… …but it might work for us.”
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 12/07/2026
A photo of an angry Lindsay Graham pointing his finger at someone off-camera. The caption reads, "Mitch, you're a damned liar! This ain't a dry heat at all!" Best description of Lindsay I've seen, "He was a nasty closeted little garden gnome man."
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 27/06/2026
Oh, noes! Will I wake up one morning to find statues of Karl Marx next to the Confederate monuments in this town?
A graphic by the Daily Wire that features a drawing of Karl Marx in the upper left corner and NYC Mayor Mamdani in the center, with the caption “New York has been taken over by communists. Your town might be next.”
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 24/06/2026
@iwriteok.bsky.social speaking of Rhodesia, check out this airline timetable.
A photo of a Boeing 720 on an airport runway. The plane is in Air Rhodesia paint livery (top of the plane is white, there's a dark blue stripe the size of the passenger windows, below that is a light blue stripe, followed by a thin white stripe, with the lower part of the plane being what appears to be bare metal). 

There a two women standing halfway between the camera and the plane. The woman on the left is wearing a yellow hat, a yellow top with two maroon stripes going down the front of it, and maroon pants. In one hand she holds a small carry on bag, in the other, she holds the leash for a cheetah who is sitting next to her. The other woman is wearing lavender hat, a purple dress, with two vertical lavender stripes on it. She has a bag of some sort slung over her shoulder, is wearing lavender gloves, and in her right hand, she's holding the leash to the cheetah sitting beside her. 

On the top left and top right of the image there's the words "Air Rhodesia timetable effective April 1st, 1974"
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 16/06/2026
He looks even worse in this photo.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 15/06/2026
Let’s get ready to slumber!!!! (PS, purely by chance, the alt text description has room for 1776 more characters than I used.)
Image appears to show Donald Trump slumped to one side and sleeping ringside at the UFC Fight on the White House lawn. It’s a still from a video posted by the account “Call to Activism” on the site formerly known as Twitter.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 26/05/2026
The French have a lot of good ideas.
Image of a tweet showing a pair of French firefighters, in protective gear being set on fire. The tweet says, “God fucking damn that’s a headline“ The headline being referenced reads, “French firefighters set themselves alight and start fighting against police.” Go ahead and call them a bunch of cheese eating surrender monkeys, I dare ya.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 24/04/2026
Okay, so you know that scene in Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" where you see the guy in the bedroom and it looks like someone in a bear costume is about to go down on him? Well, this is that, only with RFK, Jr. and somebody in a racoon suit. It was done by digital artist Eric Blumrich, who really should be working on his cat-themed video game "Peace Island," but that's ADHD for you.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 22/04/2026
Really?
Image of a post on some social media platform by someone named joethepleb. It features a map of the new district maps in VA, with like 9 or 10 of them in various shades of blue, and one in red. The caption reads, "I'm not sure I understand the issue. Half the proposed map is still red." Which is correct. And like many maps produced in favor of the Electoral College, doesn't show that they majority of people live outside of the red area. But, hey, just because 2 of the worst Presidents in the 21st Century (as well as in the history of the US) came to power because of EC, is no reason to get rid of it. Am I right? (No, I'm NOT right, and the goddamned thing should have been done away with in 1865 at the absolute latest.)
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 21/04/2026
Batman standing on a roof, seeing the Batsignal with Luigi’s face in it.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 11/04/2026
Like this?
Drawing of enslaved persons inside the hold of a slave ship.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 08/04/2026
Black and white photo of Neville Chamberlain holding up a piece of paper in front of a crowd. Said paper is the deal he signed with a certain Austrian paperhanging son of a bitch for peace. The caption reads, "World leaders celebrate their latest deal with President Trump."
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 07/04/2026
No, Alex, this is EXACTLY what you voted for.
A tweet by Alex Jones that quotes Trump’s post implying that he intends to nuke Iran. “Alex Jones • @RealAlexJones • 2h
WAR CRIME ALERT!! E
€ - Trump on
Iran: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again.
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The definition of genocide is destroying an entire civilization/people!
Trump literally sounds like an unhinged super villain from a Marvel comic movie.
This IS NOT WHAT WE VOTED FOR!!!
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
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A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS?
We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran!”
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 07/04/2026
Thinking about this painting today.
Image of The Assassination of the Emperor Caligula, by Lazzaro Baldi, between 1624 and 1703. In it you see the dead emperor on the floor in the foreground, with members of the Praetorian Guard getting ready to stab a couple of women who are reacting in horror.

It’s a nice painting.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 06/04/2026
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 19/03/2026
Image of Master Shake from Aquateen Hunger Force with the caption, “You look at this and tell me what kind of god would allow this to happen”
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 16/03/2026
Wow, just last week they were in the desert.
A reworked version of the Lawrence of Arabia poster. Instead of Peter O’Toole, this features Andrew Tate as “Lawrence of Dry Labia.” So no lies detected.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 15/03/2026
Iranian hackers threatening to wipe all of America's debt and credit scores. Lol. Do you need all nine digits of my social or the only the last four?
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 13/03/2026
@wtyppod.bsky.social saw this sexy airplane and thought of you.
It’s a Chevron ad for the XB-70 Valkyrie. It’s what you get when the Concorde and a B-1 bomber love one another very much and decide to have a baby. I think that this is the text of the ad, but I’m on my phone and drunk, so it might not be. Either way, just go with it. “XB-70 America's Newest Eagle
Outraces The Sun!
The XB-70 is a 2,000 mile an hour aerodynamic wonder. But she can't fly without equally-advanced fuels. Standard Oil's research skill is providing them.
Standard, in cooperation with the plane's designer, North American Aviation, Inc., also developed the special hydraulic fluids she needs at supersonic speeds and 70,000-foot altitudes... another Standard "first."
It's the same way Standard Oil's
scientists work with auto-makers to produce quality gasolines and motor oils for your automobile. Right now, with advanced experimental engines supplied to us by car manufacturers, we are developing your petroleum products of the future.
This continuing research is your assurance that Standard's automotive products will be ready to deliver all the power and the performance designed into your car of tomorrow.
CHEVRON
STANDA
The Chevron-Sign of Excellence
The man at the sign of the Cheuron is backed by one of America's most adanced research teams.
.. highest quality S.O.
products take better care of your car, boat or plane.
STANDARD OIL COMPANY OF CALIFORNIA”
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 07/03/2026
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 19/02/2026
I like this idea.
Image of a post on Threads that shows a pair of campaign signs for some Texas Republicans running for office. Beside each one is another sign that reads, “Epstein approved”.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 16/02/2026
Walter Cronkite is in the Epstein Files! WTF????
Pic of Jeffery Epstein in a white turtleneck seated on a white leather sofa, next to a man wearing a pinkish sweater, on the loveseat next to the sofa is Walter Cronkite famed CBS anchorman. There's a cross between an ottoman and a coffee table in front of them. On it are a bunch of magazines, as well as a tray holding a wine glass, napkins, and some other objects that I can't identify.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 12/02/2026
Image of Zoidberg from Futurama looking happy. The caption says, "On margin! Zoidy wanna buy on margin!" Okay, look, I know the still didn't come from the episode "The Day the Earth Stood Stupid," but it was the only one I could find in a quick search that closely matched the stupid happy expression on Zoidberg's face when he said it in that episode, so sue me. At least I got the quote right. You can see the clip here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Icego2KRbg
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 08/02/2026
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 04/02/2026
How about you folks sit this one out?
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 30/01/2026
Serves us right for trying to make them the 51st state.
Image of a weather map, showing a cold mass that looks like a nutsack over Canada, and touching the US border. The image is captioned as if it's from a TV weather report. In the upper lefthand corner it says, "Live weather update" The chyron below says, "Canada teabags United States extremely rude weather to continue through Sunday."
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 17/01/2026
I've got a bad feeling about this...
The scene from "Alien" where John Hurt is having dinner with his crew mates, shortly before he falls ill and the alien bursts out of his chest. The caption reads, "NASA say that the crew member who was ill and returned to earth is doing well and now having a meal with colleagues."
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 14/01/2026
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 13/01/2026
Still from Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, where they’re in the transporter room on the Enterprise, after beaming up from the Genesis Cave. Kirk is looking at the camera, with Spock beside him. The caption reads, “Regulation 46A. During combat no unencoded messages on an open channel.”
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 01/01/2026
#StBarts #TeamOrca #EatTheRich
Image of a tweet by joepompliano showing a map of St. Barts with the location of yachts owned by billionaires around it on New Year's Eve.The scene from "Say Anything" with John Cusack in a tan trench coat standing in front of his El Camino, holding a boombox over his head. The caption reads, "Me standing outside the yacht club playing orca sounds."
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 01/01/2026
The scene of John Cusack from the movie "Say Anything" standing in front of his El Camino, wearing a tan trench coat, and holding a boombox above his head. The caption reads, "Me standing outside the yacht club playing orca sounds."
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 12/12/2025
At 8:00 this morning, Friday, December 12, there was a verified report that ICE had detained someone at the corner of Lock 4 and E Morris in Gallatin, TN. The vehicle that took the person being detained is shown in the second photo.
Sign stating that ICE has been seen in Gallatin, TN 12/12 at 8 AM.Photo of one of vehicles ICE is using. It's late model Jeep Cherokee Latitude, TN license plate BBL 6772. It appears to be grey or a light blue colored vehicle.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 08/12/2025
Right, so this is a photo of Michael and Susan Dell that has the caption which reads, "Michael and Susan Dell to fund 'Trump accounts' by giving $250 apiece to 25 million US kids." I'm not going to make a comment which implies that one of them has had multiple botched plastic surgeries. Because I can't think of a single instance in which I've seen a photo of either one of them prior to now. And for me to suggest that one of them was the victim of the kind of plastic surgery characters in the movie "Brazil" willingly subjected themselves to implies that the photographer wasn't shit at their job. I mean, it could be that they are someone who just doesn't photograph well, and I don't know if they've had plastic surgery, so I don't want to say anything. But, holy shit, if I was a billionaire and I wound up looking like that after I had plastic surgery, I'd fucking be putting a hit on the surgeon. And if I deliberately chose to look like that, I'd hope my friends would stage an intervention and get me the mental health help I clearly need.
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Tucker Drake @tparkpodcast.com · 30/11/2025
Image of Peter Falk as Colombo. The caption reads “Ah, just one more thing, sir. You’re blowing up those boats, saying they’re filled with drugs headed for the US. But then you go and pardon the guy who brought in 400 tons of cocaine. That’s billions of doses. Help me understand that.”
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