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Leigh Garland

@toychicken.co.uk
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 10/09/2026
Does @virginiamedia.bsky.social hate existing customers? They sent me a reminder, telling me my broadband price was going up by around 20%, and an offer. Not sure if they meant to include the offer for new customers price as well, but it's 1/2 the price, for exactly the same offering. Buh-bye
Shows text details of offers from Virgin - summary is: "Existing customer offer - £74.00* a month for 24 months [...]
New customer offer - Main Services: £36.99/ Add-ons: £0 a month for 24 months"
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 10/07/2026
Good Widdence!
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 20/04/2026
Just read that Palantir... statement? Manifesto? Holy fucking shit. <sarcasm> I'm so pleased that they're providing a while bunch of software to the UK government. </sarcasm> Palantir must be forever cast into the sea. Or maybe space 🚀
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Justin Stach @stach.uk · 25/03/2026
I made an app for beginners to watercolour. It helps you understand how to mix the colours you want with the paints you have. I’m looking for beta testers on iOS devices. undertint.stach.ltd
undertint.stach.ltd
Undertint — Colour Mixing for Watercolourists
Mix the colour in front of you. Undertint works out the recipe from the paints you actually own.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 10/02/2026
Lol, meant Castoreum, but I'll let it stand.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 10/02/2026
Strictly colostrum.
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Alternatives in UK @alternatives-in.uk · 09/02/2026
#Bezos bent the knee, rolled over, and asked for a tummy rub. #Melania was the result #DigitalSovereignty #AlternativesInUK alternatives-in.uk/blog/trumph-...
alternatives-in.uk
Trumph of the bill(ionaires) - Alternatives In the UK
Did you join millions of people this weekend and avoiding visiting your local multiplex in case you accidentally saw Melania The Movie?
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 10/02/2026
Hah! I did not know that Dr Alex Comfort was an anarchist! Dude! shop.workingclasshistory.com/en-gb/produc...
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 20/01/2026
Feels like a game of "stock image victim or country & western hall-of-fame"
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 25/12/2025
Merry Truckmas Truckin’ Trees for Christmas share.google/NyzZ1iEKZUo0...
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 20/12/2025
I assume there's an 70s/80s Yorkshire haulage pack, with a don't ask don't tell approach to hiring? Happy birthday 🎈
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 19/12/2025
I think they're keeping the story 'live'. Rather than a big drop of everything, they're making sure the story stays in the media. They'll start with small fry, then build out bigger narratives with more compelling, complete stories. Most stuff so far is inconsequential, low/no-context pics.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 12/12/2025
In case anyone is in the area, has nothing better to do, and possibly hates #Xmas #music. I'll be singing with my choir at #Wimpole Estate tomorrow! www.nationaltrust.org.uk/visit/cambri...
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Sing! Choir performance | National Trust
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 09/12/2025
Falling for Daily Mail ragebait again Ben?
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 08/12/2025
Careful. I once built an online scheduling system for a group of Microsoft Flight Sim enthusiasts that formed their own airline. Next thing you know, you'll be on a truckers forum picking up tips on how to trick the tacho.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 08/12/2025
For me it's "Sailing chic" - boat shoes; flat cotton trousers (utility pocket / convert-to-shorts zip); polo shirt (LaCoste or Ralph Lauren, naturally); Helly Hansen jacket; wraparound oil-effect shades; slim baseball cap; 1 litre Starbucks ceramic mug, with giant latte. Eyes always on the horizon.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 05/12/2025
Well, you're all here because you wanted an #alternative to fash/trash-fire X-twitter, right? So you joined another #social network founded by the guy that built Twitter... How about you put some money towards a nicer social network. I did. #bonfireSocial www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/...
A photograph of a bonfire, with a bunch of people watching it. Together. The words 'bonfire' and 'social' are superimposed.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 03/11/2025
At which point AI companies should be nationalised. That's got to be Starmer's plan for all these data centres he wants to build, right? Right?
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 30/10/2025
I'll just leave this here...
The "power handshake" meme. One arm has "Universal basic income". The other arm has "creative commons". Over the clasped hands it says "artists getting credit and getting paid"
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 30/10/2025
🤷🏻‍♂️ "but it's non deterministic, we can't be sure which person wrote which word..." 🫩 "Pay all of them then, fucknut"
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 24/10/2025
Imagining this is you right now youtu.be/yTSAZAHiOa8?...
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 21/10/2025
I've now been alive for as many years as there are weeks in the year. Will celebrate by visiting the Grayson Perry exhibition in that London.
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dxw @dxw.com · 15/10/2025
Last chance to sign up to Alex Yedigaroff’s talk on 'Testing the Waters: How to Run AI Experiments with Confidence’. Taking place online next Monday as part of Digital Leaders' AI Week 2025 👉 lnkd.in/eVz3mUgY
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LinkedIn
This link will take you to a page that’s not on LinkedIn
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 14/10/2025
Yeah, I agree, which is why I wonder if it's a jobbing local authority architect trying to 'do a brutalism'. I suspect my Japanese is not up to finding and reading Fukuoka local gov docs online to find out 😂
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 13/10/2025
I went down a rabbit hole of Japanese brutalism. No luck finding the architect on this - possibly some local government architects? But here it is on Google maps maps.app.goo.gl/QxSBpfywYxya...
maps.app.goo.gl
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 13/10/2025
Welcome to Mastodon!
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 09/10/2025
I'm doffing my Kangol for this righteous recommendation
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 04/10/2025
You didn't fall over. You 'had a fall'.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 18/09/2025
Dunno. I assume I need to do some age verification thing. Not going to do that.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 18/09/2025
Hmm, can't see my chats any more. I suppose anyone that knows me will just have to find me on Signal. #osa
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 16/09/2025
I mean, he IS going to die. Unless he got some tips from Putin the other week...
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 15/09/2025
I made this very plea back in January. Seems all the more pressing now. lrg.io/technology-a...
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 15/09/2025
Also think any sentence about Musk should end with "millions dead".
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 15/09/2025
Honestly, I think he's more like a Roman Emperor. Untold riches at his fingertips, but only concerned with showing off his power. I foresee Tesla powered chariot racing. In space. Millions dead.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 15/09/2025
Mandelstein (Prometheus unbound)
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 12/09/2025
I vote for a cut down the entire length of each leg, so you can just wear the back half, and show off the mast.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 11/09/2025
Top down I expect?
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
you all can't be trusted to eat the rich because you can't identify the rich you'll just eat a bunch of actors and doctors and the rich will just laugh
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Pet Shop Boys @handle.invalid · 05/09/2025
The BFI today release a special centenary edition of Sergei Eisenstein’s legendary silent film “Battleship Potemkin” with music by Pet Shop Boys.
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Tanya D. || Writer || Narrative Designer @cypheroftyr.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Oh hey, look at this! The Fifth Season RPG, based on @nkjemisin.bsky.social Broken Earth trilogy is available for pre-order on @greenroninpub.bsky.social site! greenroninstore.com/products/fif...
greenroninstore.com
Fifth Season: Roleplaying in the Stillness [Preorder]
N.K. Jemisin’s Broken Earth trilogy comes to the tabletop in The Fifth Season RPG! Enter the Stillness, home to thousands of Comms, where people gather for safety in a dangerous and unpredictable worl...
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 18/08/2025
Same root. The myth of the rugged individual. Doesn't need your help; Is fearsomely independent; Can fight a bear with his bare hands; Rejects ambiguity and education. When all else fails, he can rely on his hands and his spirit. What a load of bullshit.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 05/08/2025
Haha, a colleague from Canada once described it as two great countries joined by 3000 miles of boring, flat, emptiness. He was from Saskatchewan.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 05/08/2025
Yeah we went to Vancouver and Vancouver Island about 15 years ago to see friends. Such a beautiful place.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 05/08/2025
Nice. I haven't been to the east coast, looks lovely.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 04/08/2025
Nice, eh? Where aboots are ya?
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 15/07/2025
The biggest concern seems to be distance between the pump outside and the water tank. There's a LOT of pipe work, and it all needs to be insulated. Didn't work for us, but I could imagine it might for others. We paid octopus to do survey, then they refunded when we didn't go ahead.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 13/07/2025
Shortly before broccoli and avocados I think. Maybe 1979?
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 11/07/2025
Ooh, your might like this solar.lowtechmagazine.com/2025/06/dres...
solar.lowtechmagazine.com
How to Dress and Undress your Home
Before the large-scale use of fossil fuels, removable textile layers kept homes warm in winter and cool in summer.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 04/07/2025
Jimmy Hill.
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Leigh Garland @toychicken.co.uk · 02/07/2025
Given the close ties to governments, justice systems, and healthcare, these orgs will surface your data in any way that is valuable to them, they don't care. They don't care when the random text generator promotes an act of self-harm in a session. No consequence for them. Only for the user.
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