Reposted by JoeReturn of the Living Dan @danlarson.bsky.social · 10/03/2026The Cryptoids kickstarter campaign from the good folks at Yes Have Some/Toy Anxiety is live: www.kickstarter.com/projects/cry...kickstarter.comCRYPTOIDS: War For The Green Planet - Cryptid Action FiguresSERIES 1 of CRYPTOIDS - Mothman, Yeti, and More! 0508
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 07/03/2026I haven’t posted in a hot minute because I’ve been locked in diorama mode, but I finally have some results to share! This time I tried my hand at an interior workshop type space. #diorama 000
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Recently scooped up Marvel Legends Spider-Boy! I’m not too familiar with the character but the chunky sneakers and extra eyes really sold me. #toyphotography 050
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 28/01/2026McDonald’s Changeables are back! They’re a bit more cutesy than they were but a transforming burger is a transforming burger. #toycollecting 000
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 17/01/2026It’s cold as shit where I am so here’s Page-Punchers Mr. Freeze. #toyphotography 060
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I’m genuinely begging for Hollywood to stop making mummy movies and just make one singular Black Lagoon reboot. 000
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Freddy Fazbear? How about we turn off the game and go get some Freddy Fresh-Air? Okay champ? 000
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 20/12/2025If I had a nickel for every time Megan Fox played an overly-gendered robot with a freaky mouth I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice. 010
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 17/12/2025Disclosure Day looks really interesting but also the popping sounds in the trailer make me feel like I’m gonna hurl 000
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 05/12/2025My fiancé got me Bone Shaker as an early Christmas gift and he’s my new best friend (please excuse my horrific desk) #toyphotography 040
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 04/12/2025“Get this bro, the world is a vampire” “No way dude!” “Yes man, sent to drain. Secret destroyers hold you up to flames.” “Oh, and what do you get for all your pain?” “Betrayed desires and a piece of game.” 010
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Crystar is beat from helping me out with a project. #toyphotography 060
Reposted by JoeAnna Wintery @annawintery.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Just make it exist, you can make it good later. #pixelart #ドット絵 3924157
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 10/11/2025I’m holding off on celebrating until Partially Muscled Screaming Skeleton Day 020
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Here’s a little Usagi Yojimbo sketch from work today, the much overlooked pal of the ninja turtles. 000
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Every time I see someone glaze Knives Out or it’s sequels I delay watching any of them by one (1) decade. 000
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Just got a couple Plunderlings I ordered and you know I had to make them a little boat to sail on. My first home brew D&D game was fantasy pirates so I’ve always been partial to goblins on a boat. #toyphotography 081
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 28/10/2025I tried to google Jeremy Bentham but couldn’t remember his name and the dipshit AI seriously thought there was a chance I was thinking of the forgotten cartoon “Turbo Teen” about a kid who turns into a car. 040
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Saw this at Walmart today and I think the Xenomorph really is gonna get a Monster Cereal before The Creature does. Comic from @keithbrowning.bsky.social 030
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 16/10/2025YouTube seems to be down, it’s finally time to retreat to my physical media bunker and never emerge. 010
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Pokémon fans the moment you criticize the highest grossing franchise on the planet (you said the new mega forms look kind of silly) 020
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Robot Reaper is another killer figure from @officialsuper7.bsky.social (pun intended). Since I got it I’ve been wondering if there’s some inspiration from Halloween animatronics here. #toyphotography 060
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Every complaint I’ve ever heard about the Mutant Mayhem ninja turtles is so easily answered with “the turtles are teenagers”. Of course Donatello doesn’t have a problem with AI, he’s literally 15. 000
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Jada Toys’ Franken Berry is a childhood dream come true, I genuinely remember asking my mom if there were Monster Cereal toys and to my dismay there were not… back then. #toyphotography 050
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Gavin Newsom and Bill Burr are both shit talkers with no spine? On the same day? Who could’ve predicted that!? 000
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Just got @officialsuper7.bsky.social’s Black Falcon in the mail yesterday and he’s a beast of a figure. #toyphotography 030
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Sony not jumping on The Black Knight is insane considering Spider-Verse 3 keeps getting delayed and every other movie they make is hot garbage 000
Reposted by JoeCulture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 26/09/2025Animation test for Genndy Tartakovsky's 'The Black Knight' ⚔️ • Follows a knight who controls a 20ft suit of armor in the 14th century • Tartakovsky released the footage to convince Sony to make the film — the studio is unsure if there’s an audience for it 1002460768
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Neca’s Michelangelo as The Mummy, the head sculpt on this fella is so brilliant. #toyphotography 010
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Finally got my Fright Zone in the other day! This thing is a beast, I wasn’t even sure it could fit on my shelf. Luckily it slotted together nice with my castle room but I might swap that out to make things more open if I can make everything fit. #toycollecting 010
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I’m kind of obsessed with the irony of alpha-male individualists demanding everyone grieve a podcast guy with them. It’s kind of like when Optimus Prime died in the Transformers movie and kids couldnt handle losing their robot dad but with grown adults this time. 010
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 14/09/2025Another forgotten Marvel hero, Crystar! I’ve been joking with my partner that Crystar will show up to fight Doom in Avengers: Secret Wars but I’m actually starting to believe he could since that happened in the 2015 comic run. 000
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025My partner got me Skel-Ra/Mumm-Ra for my birthday and he’s a badass beefy boy. It’s genuinely hard for me to decide which version I’ll keep on the shelf. #toyphotography 030
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 07/09/2025It’s kind of hilarious that they went with the most brute force way to get teens into Tron. I imagine a bunch of suits finishing the first movie, shrugging, and saying “maybe Jimmy Beast will promote it?” 000
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 30/08/2025I’ve been slacking on toy photos so here’s two to get Halloween rolling early #toyphotography 140
Reposted by JoeDisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Snoop Dogg says he is scared to show his grandkids The Smurfs "I have to explain to them who Gargamel is?" (Source: tinyurl.com/pvjyuwdv) 1535875
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Hey so I know I’m nobody and you don’t know me but please consider watching this video from @dumbjake.bsky.social and spread the word about the shelter he’s taking about. youtu.be/BQWAYIAS4Ng?...youtu.beThis Kentucky Animal Shelter is Neglecting Their DogsYouTube video by dumbjake 022
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Todays toy photo is Grizzlor from She-Ra! This fuzzy fella is the star of my favorite MOTU mini-comic where he’s treated like an angrier Bigfoot. 000
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 20/08/2025This is like when an elderly family member says “you never visit me, I’m gonna die soon” but it’s the president 010
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I missed a day of toy photos! Here’s an older shot of Neca’s poster style Godzilla! I’ve always thought Godzilla looks great with red spines and green skin like the 1956 poster. 010
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 19/08/2025MCU John Walker fans when someone says extrajudicial murder is badmedia.tenor.coma black and white drawing of a person wearing a virtual reality headset while using a computer .Alt: a cartoon character getting progressively more upset while using a computer 000
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 18/08/2025“And the Oscar for Best Performance in a Reaction Video goes to…” 000
Joe @toy-tomb.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Todays toy photos are MOTU Donatello! Donnie was my first ninja turtles toy as a kid so this guy scratches a deep spot in my brain- and he has a cool ass hood. 020
