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Townsend S. Wright

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A vampirically pale scarecrow hopefully coming to the Sci-Fi section of a bookstore near you! Bookseller. He/they townsendwright.com

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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m gonna start using this as a slur for people with jobs.
BART station pillar ad for some Ai called “Workos”
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now watching. Supposed to be one of the best of the best of the genre, curious how it plays out, I like to go into these blind.
Come Drink With Me on blueray, though you can’t see half the title because of the public library barcode
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In tonight’s edition of “Schlocky Shaw Bros. Movies I picked up from the Library”, it’s The 14 Amazons! Surely we couldn’t NEED that many amazons! If they’re good quality I can’t imagine needing more than eight with good planning. But we shall see.
The 14 Amazons on blueray
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey look I’m half-Satan!
I have 333 followers!
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Last minute, but if anybody in the Bay Area wants my ticket to this, I’ve come down with a godawful chest cold and can’t attend. Posting this a few places, so it’s first come first served.
San Francisco Science Fiction Short Film Showcase at the Marina Theater today from 1pm to 5 pm
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
So my mom got me this T-shirt that I’m kinda worried is Ai generated. Looking at the shop it came from they all kinda have that stink, y’know? And like, I like the concept of the design, & the color, but I am opposed to that and don’t want to associate myself with that. Don’t wanna be rude though.
T-shirt that says “HWÆT!” In gothic script Over a Viking helmet surrounded by knot patters that Kinda looks Ai generated
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What happens after the #SexPurge? Introducing, the #SexCops #comic
Splash panel: an early morning cityscape with a cop car in the foreground and people boning all around. "Premarital sex is legal for One Night Only/ The Sex Purge/ For the other 365, there's guys like us” 
Panel 2: closeup on a man absolutely fingerblasting a doughnut, his badge reads SEX COP. “Sex Cops/ specially trained t" "364"
Panel 3: zoom out, stout doughnut eater sits in the passenger seat next to a lanky younger partner with a fuck-ass haircut. "wha-" "sex is legal one night, so we're needed the other 364" "You hearin' my inner monologue, rookie?" ''Yer just talking out loud, Lockhart"
Panel 4: zoom out on the cop car, the two characters cast in silhouette. "shut up, Iglesias. It's a leap year, anyway" "No, it's not/ it Was, 2 years ago, the first full-" "I said shut up!”
Panel 5: extreme closeup on Lockhart’s sneering features. The game is on. The Sex Game. “Sun's up/ night's over/ time to Delicto some Flagrantes"
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Not me repeatedly fucking up trying to letter for the first time in years. #SexPurge #comic #OneNightOnly #SexCops
Unfinished comic page with just the text inked, depicting two figures in a cop car in a city full of people boning. Text: “Premarital sex is legal for One Night Only/ The Sex Purge/ For the other 365, there’s guys like us/ Sex Cops/ specially trained t” “364” “wha—“ “sex is legal one night, so we’re needed the other 364” “You hearin’ my inner monologue, rookie?” “‘Yer just talking out loud, Lockhart” “shut up, Iglesias. It’s a leap year, anyway” “No, it’s not/ it Was, 2 years ago, the first full-“ “I said shut up!/ Sun’s up/ night’s over/ time to Delicto some Flagrantes”
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Of course the thing that gets me to draw for the first time in months isn’t any of my actual comic story ideas, but a stupid joke based on the latest film Discourse.
Cartoony explorations of two men, a stout, grizzled old fellow and a weak-chinned string bean, some pencil some inked. They wear badges labeled “Sex Cop”. They are from the Sex Purge World.
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I’m not sure anybody has ever looked as cool and ridiculous at the same time as Grace Jones in this movie.
Grace Jones in Conan the Destroyer. She’s wearing a sort of spiked leather vest open nearly down to her navel and a bronze plate strapped to her forehead. Not shown: pretty much just a thong below the waist. She looks sick as hell.
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Now watching:
Conan the Destroyer, 1984
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This thought occured to me yesterday and I was compelled to make a meme for the first time in my life.
The Predator Handshake meme. One arm reads "Romance Writers entering the Fantasy sphere with 'Romantasy'". The other reads "Literary Writers 'breaking bold new ground' with Sci-Fi". At their clasped hands it reads "A text that has mass appeal but utterly fails at the modern standards of a genre the author doesn't read".
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Day 2 of the Bay Area Book Festival! In line for a talk about starships! #bayareabookfestival
Selfie of me at the Bay Area book festival with some retailer booths behind me
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Haven’t even bothered to update the app yet, but I have called the manager on everybody’s behalf.
Bluesky feedback page with my text: “The point of adult content labels is to moderate your feed for specific posts and content, not *people* and not entire accounts. In the pre-public days one of the greater draws of Bluesky was that users had the freedom to self-report their adult content without consequence to the larger account, this new policy is not only blatant censorship, it a betrayal of the base that made this platform popular in the first place.
Porn is fine and good and has a place in our society, and people should be allowed to create, consume, or avoid it without supposed moderation being used as a cudgel against so-called undesirables.”
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Oh fuck me, it’s the one Gaiman wrote that was ok at the time but has aged really poorly in context
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Just bore witness to the “Tesla Prototype Cybercab,” for those drivers who want the experience of “what if 1990s Donald Trump was a TRON villain?”
The prototype “Cybercab” stopped at a crosswalk, an overly-streamlined completely matte-gold two door vehicle with covered hubcaps (also matte-gold) and no back window or side view mirrors. It looks like someone saw the sketch of a sports car’s aerodynamic profile and demanded “that but all gold.” The full title is stenciled on the bottom of the passenger door with “Cybercab” in a stupid edgy font. I didn’t zoom in enough cause it was about to drive away so you can see my whole ass neighborhood; there’s a gaudy pink house just behind it.
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
My used book Haul from my impromptu #IndipendentBookstoreDay crawl.
Used Books laid out on a blanket: “Space Punks” by Jonas Goonface, Art Myth and Ritual by KC Chang, Elric Saga pt 2 by Michael Moorcock, Mona Lisa Overdrive by William Gibson, Merchanter’s Luck by CJ Cherryh, and Sundiver by David Brin
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Now watching Red Cliff, a film I know almost nothing about except it’s I think supposed to have good action scenes.
Blueray of Red Cliff I got from the library
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Lately I’ve been grabbing whatever cheesy Shaw Brothers movies I can find at the library, now enjoying Legend of the Bat which already has all the trappings of a bad old swashbuckler
Blue ray case for Shaw Bros. films The Emperor’s Tomb Raiders and Legend of the Bat, focused on the latter
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Also got the Sarglagon I was hoping for! Thank you free shipping sale for rewarding my terrible impulse control! #Pathfinder #Pathfinder2e
A mini of pathfinder’s sarglagon, a purple fish-like devil with pink fins and tentacles for hands
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
And like that I am the proud owner of EVERY #Pathfinder adventure path pawn collection still available in physical form. Have I played these games? No. Will I? Probably not, but oh how I love my little cardboard guys.
My collection of pathfinder AP pawn sets, Extinction Curse being the latest
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Fear is the mind killer
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Literal vampire pot-belly goblins
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I have decided to spend my evening watching a cheesy old Shaw Brothers kungfu movie I checked out randomly from the library. Will report back
Poster for Holy Flame of the Martial World, all in Chinese
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
FUCK
“brain rot”
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Serialized in late 1929, Robert E. Howard of Conan the Barbarian fame wrote "Skull-Face", a short story centered on the villainous antics of the titular atlantean, who after being revived in the modern day plans…to overthrow white supremacy and white hegemony. Yeah. That's the villain's motivation.
Cover for Famous Fantastic Mysteries Dec 1952, featuring Robert E. Howard's "Skull Face"--a near-skeletal figure emerging from both the sea and a sarcophagus, surrounded by deeply offensive racial stereotypes that could only be printed in the mid 20th century.
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I am once more powerless to resist a @paizo.com sale. I don’t even know 1st edition! I just like the art and the lore! #pathfinder (My AP pawn sets collection is now complete as far as 1st ed ones that are still physically available!)
My newest ill advised pathfinder purchase: pocket editions of Monster Codex, Horror Adventures, and Villain Codex; and Ironfang Invasion Pawn Collection
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I am failing to temper chocolate out here but I am ready for Christmas nonetheless!
A sheet of homemade peppermint bark
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Alternatively, going by the month of August…
The Dukes of Hazard (2005) poster
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Once again I find myself powerless to resist the devilish “Sale” enchantments of the fiend @paizo.com
Starfinder GM Core pocket edition and a bunch of Pathfinder booster boxes BOUGHT ON SALEPathfinder Pawn collections for Return of the Runelords, War for the Crown, Tyrant’s Grasp, and Ruins of Azlant I bought ON SALE SERIOUSLY THESE WERE LIKE FIVE BUCKS EACH I WAS SUPPOSED TO RESIST THAT?
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
If you see this, I IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Various barbecue sauces
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
My thanksgiving contribution.
A round glass serving vessel full of delicious homemade cranberry sauce
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
…he might beat me to it though.
Text convo where I send my dad the link to the above skeet and he replies “OMG I might make that my new ringtone”
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
‘Tis beautiful. One more for my collection. #Pathfinder #Pathfinder2e
Pathfinder 2e Monster Core 2, featuring Wayne Reynolds’ glorious sketch cover—featuring a pack of dinosaurs and flying bat like beings before a towering tzitzimitl—held in front of several of my other sketch cover Pathfinder books
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE DID IT!
An acceptance email for a short story I wrote to Electric Spec magazine!
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Found the hat for free at my local library and cobbled together the rest Happy Halloween everybody!
Selfie of Me in a slapdash pirate costume with a tricorn hat, puffy white shirt, dark vest and pants, and a toy saberCloseup of my face in the tricorn hat with dangly bits just in front of my left ear
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Just sent bluesky a strongly worded note on their upcoming censorship policy. Easy to do! There’s a “Feedback” button at the bottom of your sidebar.
My comment: “The censorship due to take place in relation to your rules update coming next month is wrong and unacceptable. Characterizing art as consensual or otherwise is deliberately vague and will only be applied unevenly to the benefit of whomever can drum up a hate mob. The censorship on your site is already wildly misapplied on a routine basis in a way that clearly betrays unfair bias against the very groups who made this platform viable in the first place. From the ground up, the bluesky that exists today was built by a community of artists and trans and other queer people on the premise that this was a platform where they could freely express themselves. The policies that you have enacted and announced actively dismember that freedom of expression. I as a Bluesky user should have the right to curate my feed to my liking, there is no law or just argument against consuming the type of media you intend to arbitrarily censor. Content moderation tools have existed on your site for years now, let me use them to my liking. Please rescind this policy and allow for a free and open sky.”
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Thanks, @silvaniart.bsky.social! My copy of Pirates arriving is a delightful surprise in this SWELTERING GODDAMN HEAT
My copy of Pirates: A Graphic History by James Silvani along with stickers, a bookmark, and a pin from the kickstarter
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
My collection grows! Someone stop me!
Pathfinder and Starfinder pawn sets, Monster Core, Alien Archive, and Signal of Screams
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Apparently it’s #FrankensteinDay, which is as good an excuse as any to put some actual work into this very silly comic page idea I’ve had tucked away for a bit. #art #comic #Frankensaint
A non-photocopy blue sketch of a person made of stitched-together corpse bits (in this case the relics of Saints) wearing a WWI soldier’s garb. It has a machine gun slung over one shoulder and is holding a grenade in its other hand. Gothic text reads “Frankensaint”
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Con Haul! From Cape and Cowl Comic Con over in Alameda today
A pile of comics and other nerd stuff: Sex Criminals 1, Rush, Squire, Unnatural Order, Canto, DVDs of the Dark Crystal and Stargate, plus some pins: saxophone nosferaru, cameo of a woman with an anglerfish head, & trex in a legionnaire helmet
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
30 years old. Helluva number
Some white dude holding up three fingers
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
So, I have a weird name. So when a restaurant asks me my name, often I’ll give something simpler, purely as a practical matter of “this is a 40 second interaction I don’t need to extend with a spelling lesson”. So I’ll say I’m “Tom”. But sometimes they don’t even get THAT right! What is this? Ta???
A receipt from a restaurant that lists my name as “Ta”
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Was making latkes for the family but cut my finger pretty bad on an eggshell so I have ceded the final steps.
Latke fixins
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Toying with a quill, and a weird idea
An ink drawing of the head of a stitched-together undead like being with “frankensaint” written beneath it in my first attempt at gothic script
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
My full selection of #Pathfinder pawns as of now, because I CANNOT resist a sale
A shelf of pathfinder pawn sets: Inner Sea box, Bestiary 3 2e, SF Operations manual, gamemastery guide, shattered star, reign of winter, wrath of the righteous, mummy’s mask, iron gods, giant slayer, hell’s rebels, hell’s vengeance, and fists of the Ruby phoenix
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
My last minute submission to #makeaterriblecomicday2025 #KingArthur
Comic introducing King Arthur, followed by Kay the tall, then Bedwyr, Gwalchmei, Peredur, Lancelot, then a tirade of others including three Geenhwyfars
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
See, I know this quiz is fake, cause the first time I got Jubilee and closed it in indignation, then I decided to post it anyway and re-gave the same answers but got the result I wanted this time.
Beast from X-Men
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
This is extremely silly but I came up with it the other day and can’t stop myself from singing it. I am now inflicting it on the rest of you.
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Townsend S. Wright @townsend.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
HRT could have saved her
“Bill” from King of the Hill, having a nervous breakdown in which “he” takes on the persona of “his” ex wife Lenore, wearing a blue dress and matching pearls and a hat.
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