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@towit12.bsky.social
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DPRX refugee. RIP 1-Yard-Line Curse, 2015-2026. He/him, PNW

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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Next time you go "men would rather do X than go to therapy," consider Apple is currently running an ad about how a man's therapist holds his frivolous problems in such contempt that she wishes to leave the country youtu.be/rxSDjw7o5jA
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Apple Card | Therapy | Apple [Online AD / TV Spot]
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is why we lose
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What would we rate the odds of gas prices going up ~$2/gal in the next year or two?
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
GO HAWKS
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Maybe reconsider nominating clergy going forward idk
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I wonder what the 1955 Le Mans disaster was like in the Cars universe
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The lesson of my late 20s has been that, contrary to my previous belief, I'm probably not especially introverted or antisocial -- I just really, really hate church
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
bsky being as stupid as possible about the robot olympics, predictably
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You know, this kind of, like, almost worshipful reifying of abstracted male bodies feels so rare to me that my heart is kinda warmed by it
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Heyoo
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Why did you unblock me, exactly?
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Dreamt last night about a brutal fistfight which I ended by seizing the other guy's head and rapidly slamming it into a wall. 1st time I can remember being able to hand out real damage like that in a dream, which I felt immediately shocked and guilty about, so ofc the other guy got up woozy but fine
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I'm fascinated by this genre of AI-generated anti-AI propaganda. I'm seeing more and more examples of this lately.
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Zero sugar sodas have gotten so good that there's basically no reason to drink the real McCoy anymore
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
These are not statistics on starvation.
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Not long after I got the collector's edition of Doom Eternal with the wearable helmet, a bunch of wildfire smoke blew in from California to tint the world a hellish red. This is all in-camera.
Photo of my folks' neighborhood drenched in a deep red-orange hue from wildfire smoke, with the Doom Slayer's helmet in the foreground looking onDitto
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Well took me six years but I finally got Covid
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This wouldn't have happened if you'd just voted for Harris
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fernando Alvarez de Toledo, 1572:
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I must extend my formal apology to the nation and people of Germany for my actions during my most recent visit, wherein I deeply misunderstood the nature and purpose of what I believed to be a "crankin' house,"
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
lol your use is not transformative, it's a totally unmodified still from SNL with a text caption
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Spurs collapse in Game 4 was so pathetic it actually made me switch rooting interests. Happy the Knicks got their first chip in a half century and content to file this one as a victory for Team Blue.
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
And you are...?
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Spurs piss me off. Knicks in five, fuck you.
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
No it isn't.
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"Pineapple goes on pizza" is a vice signal send tweet
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Thinking back to the discourse from a few weeks ago about how it was no big deal and in fact cool, actually, that Talarico is an ordained minister Christianity, man, I dunno
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
@cameroncorduroy.bsky.social am I missing something or does this chart show the exact opposite result of what your theory predicts? Mainly I'm not sure what the x-axis is doing here
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The base rate fallacy rules everything around me
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
In what way is this not just trivially true?
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The concept creep of "AI psychosis" continues apace
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Whatever. Johnson is just kind of a harmlessly weird guy who posts cringe and I see no justification in feeling anything about him at all. He could be doing so much more harm with his money than this
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Name a game you've completed more than six times
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a close up of a robot head with red lights on
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Way past time I got this 'shop done. Chatty did most of the work, of course. I could probably fix the pants too but I can't be bothered. Enjoy this stupid joke about my username that only makes sense to me.
Steelers DE Stephon Tuitt mocked up in a Seattle Seahawks uniform, for inscrutable reasons
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The people blaming Bsky's feed/replies hitching on vibe coding are the anti-vaxxers of tech. Any and every problem can be blamed on AI without regard for evidence. Just pure vibes and bullshitting
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
The people blaming Bsky's feed/replies hitching on vibe coding are the anti-vaxxers of tech. Any and every problem can be blamed on AI without regard for evidence. Just pure vibes and bullshitting
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
"Nuclear apocalypse" now officially a recurring nightmare theme after last night. 👍
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Go 49ers
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Oh, I'm gonna get some mileage out of this one.
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Chatbots have infinite emotional availability and no actual needs of their own. We of the flesh cannot hope to compete.
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
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a pen is sitting on top of a employment application form
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Nope, we're leaving this mode of argument and its blatant susceptibility to abuse behind with Woke 1.0, sorry.
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Yeah somebody should invent a form of hazing which reliably instills moral character. After that they should get to work on dry water and a cold sun
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
The Princess Bride is a perfect movie in the sense that Jay Bauman uses the term: it sets clear goals for itself and executes on them flawlessly. It's unpretentiously silly, charming and fun, and I fucking hate its guts because it's my parents' favorite movie and they watch it over & over & OVER.
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Bionicle, BZpower.com, 10
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Pray you never find out, dumbass.
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
SEA HAWKS! SEA HAWKS! SEA HAWKS!
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The Cheneys' endorsement of Harris was an act of unconditional surrender on their part lol
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To-Wit @towit12.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This calls to mind when Ron Perlman said he once spat in his hand before shaking Harvey Weinstein's because he knew all along he was a rapist or whatever. Like why are you saying this just now?
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