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@towerguardgames.bsky.social
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Canadian board game designer.

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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I don't support the new He-Man because it promotes unrealistic body standards in men, like being able to grow my neck super long, or change my face into a robot.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I know it was decades ago but I still am not over them calling one of their main characters 'Poo'.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
What if Wario sat on your face
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
GoldenEye 007 stood out because it genuinely enhanced the experience of spending time with friends, rather than simply serving as a reason to get together. It was a good game. Half-Life was a ground breakingly immersive meh game.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
He made it home safe
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I'm good
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
??? Sorry what's alright?
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I live where they end up. Yes it's a great blue heron.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Tim, it hurts me that you never talk about Star Fox Command. The second best Star Fox game that literally is Star Fox 64 2
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I genuinely loved this game. We got weirdly competitively into the hill climb multiplayer in my social bubble.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
I'm guessing he's talking about Tomodachi Life
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Can Canadians enter? 🙄
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Hasn't this initiative been doing on for close to a decade now? I feel like Sega announces this every 2 years.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Headstart is child cruelty
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Hey it's bomberman
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Wat
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What if I don't want to report inside you
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
If the Star Fox rumors are true, where is the cure for cancer?
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Any interest in this still?
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I have a couple published board games, does that count? 🙃
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I don't get why showing me why the #mandalorianandgrogu movie should exist is on the bottom of the marketing teams list, and I was a big fan of the show.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
That's because when you're 40 your mind has matured beyond brand loyalty
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Unfortunately history has proven stupid people need to learn things the hard way. All of this needs to happen for things to reset to the 90s again.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The stock going up after
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Hey I like that little guy
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Clearly you've never played Super Mario Land 2
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I mean when Nintendo goes after pirating at least they're following through on finding ways to bring even the most obscure software back to be experienced properly. I might not like all of how it is handled but I also didn't expect to see 2 new Virtual Boy games in 2026.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Crazy, this is the first time I've ever heard of this game
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Wow, it's almost like knee-jerk reacting and calling people out publicly immediately online without any opportunity for civil discourse is still very much a shitty quality in 2026, regardless of how your "enemies" are acting. You're becoming the enemy you hate. Wise-up.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Just remember, you will be laid off in 4 years or less.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
I want, I NEED you to truly understand how having two official brand new Virtual Boy games releasing in 2026 is incredible.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Galactic Pinball is in my top 100 video games of all time.
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rifexd.bsky.social @rifexd.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Got to meet the creator and try the updated version of Blast Tactics, the cancelled #Bomberman game. Fun time was had by all. Go give @towerguardgames.bsky.social a follow if you haven't!
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Counterpoint, what is the plot of most mainline Mario games.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
There's been few a greater over estimation of human achievement than what AI can actually do.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I'm down with weird (aka Normal) Nintendo. But this one feels especially impractical.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I don't want to poop on people that want this, but surely there are about ten thousand other Nintendo product concepts that would be far better than this for similar production cost?
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Imagine being afraid to give out a award for Peace next year because it might cause a war.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Charizaddy
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Research firm is funded by Sony
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
It's right they are
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Please enjoy this nearly three seconds of footage from the original Mother 3, newly captured off of a tape we're working with
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Reject subscriptions at every opportunity. Imagine buying a watch and having to pay a subscription to get the time. This is not a made up hypothetical, it's happening now.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I like the movement to avoid talking to people wearing Raybans, but we should have been doing that before "smart glasses".
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
If it makes you feel any better, humanity has been failing for several centuries. Nothing is new under the sun.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Google: To prove you’re not a bot, identify this bicycle pulled by a bot from Google Street View
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
There are way too many e-commerce online coaching programs, please remove 6. Sincerely, Abe Simpson.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Doing 'X' is better for you than 'Y' says the study funded by the producers of 'X'.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
It’s absurd how long it’s taking companies to realize that, legally, AI can’t be used as the final output for the vast majority of workplace applications. It’s almost like the world is run by people who don’t understand their own regulatory obligations.
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Sean @towerguardgames.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I can't even say humanity "had a good run" when the end comes.
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