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tower[dan]

@towerdan.bsky.social
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There must be some mistake. I didn't mean to let them take away my soul. Am I too old? Is it too late?

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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
oh no
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That would be fun to watch.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
On a steel horse you ride?
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
But if he had, that would have been a better use of them.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Seriously, the sedation is the best part
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
10 year old me loved Dukes of Hazard.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Should be on a mug, tee shirt and hat too.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
V1 gets my vote. I like the logo image on the right and having info about the expectations along the bottom.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Luigi?
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't really understand this stuff but afaik, the historic trend is that stocks and bonds mirror each other. Now they're both going high together. Is that the problem? Or is it a sign that stocks are about to crash?
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel sad that we can't have the verbal computer interface from star trek. Where you could ask for information and receive answers without it pretending to be human. I'm sad that the reason we can't have this isn't a technology issue but a trust issue.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is good stuff. At any point, even though you totally understood what they were trying to do, did the mind games start to work? Near the end, did you see five lights instead of four?
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The pay-to-play gaming industry calls these people Whales. And is a large source of the profit. I wonder how many people making these apps used to work on Candy Crush?
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 26/09/2026
Hey, ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson here. I’m taking over the account to tell you about my new story. For months, I posed as a problem gambler on DraftKings to test the company's "responsible gaming" safeguards. Spoiler alert: They made me a VIP — and I lost $10K. Here's how it all went down. 🧵
Selfie taken by ProPublica reporter Jake Pearson, a man wearing a backwards baseball cap and an orange T-shirt.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Having cats that are sisters, I know that look.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
100% he's been working on this in the mirror and has decided that this was the day to try it out.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
☝️
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What kinda bait was he using?
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The Sandman comics were formative to my teenage self. I feel anger mixed with grief that I'll never enjoy them again.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is exactly why polytheism makes more sense than monotheism.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
We talking crunchy or creamy?
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
basically spinach.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Nation is stronger than ever." says quadragene official.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
and I'm sure weed is still a hard pass
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Maude knew this in 1971
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You can if there's room for 1001 words.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I like that it's concise with a clear ask.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
There needs to be a law that paper tickets are an option. I wanted to see a Cubs game while visiting Chicago. Need the app, but then couldn't use the tickets unless I disabled the vpn on my phone.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This was his younger brother Burney.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I also think this about the first person who pulled a squid from the sea I thought "I wonder what that tastes like".
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Makes a satisfying POP
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Use two factor authentication on every account that you can and set up regular backups.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Is that Craig Finn singing along with him?
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Know the feeling, but with blueberries, which alas are done for the season, but were so good while they lasted.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Been a long while since I seen that. What I didn't understand is why the walls needed to be transparent. Couldn't use normal aluminum why?
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Would you be happy if the bull were wearing pants?
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I think people who rely on social media to get actionable relationship advice have been eating leftovers of that recipe for a while now.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
nice
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'll nominate internet service. Speed, cost, access are all so much better.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Or had a dog with a penchant for eating long strands of grass. Without thumbs, that's a terrible situation to resolve. No fun with thumbs either tbh.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@themountaingoats.bsky.social The This Year book club is in "The Life of the World to Come" and I just have to tell you directly how much I love these songs. I'm not even religious and I love them so, so much.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Made me want to watch the lottery bit from Reno 911 again. youtube.com/watch?v=hpwe...
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RENO 911! - Lottery
YouTube video by Comedy Central
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Jeff Bridges
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
IANAL but as I understand it, AI generated content can't be copyrighted. Seems nuts for authors to even a little bit.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What about it makes it more safe, free, and fair than elections in Washington state?
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Depends on who has the majority. Mitch was only able to steal those seats because he was in charge.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Instead of income tax, let's peg it to how much they put into social security and raise the cap accordingly.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Which they can't copyright.
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tower[dan] @towerdan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh no! I just checked and it close last year. Bummer.
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