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Lily'sPlushLife @lilyplushlife.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I no longer have access to my old account as they have changed the email address. I've reported the matter to the real X help center and they're currently reviewing the situation. Please unfollow and block my hacked account and follow my new account. I want everyone to be safe. 2/2

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Lily'sPlushLife @lilyplushlife.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Lily: IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO ALL MY FRIENDS! If you get any DMs from my old account please do not respond to it! The hacker is trying to get to your accounts through my old account! Please block and report the account! 1/2

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Lily'sPlushLife @lilyplushlife.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Lily: Hey guys. It's Lily from Twitter/X Sadly we've been locked out of our account. So we've moved over here. I've tried following as many of you as I can. If I've missed anyone let me know. Please let our Twitter friends know too. 💜

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Henry @henryandfriends.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

nowtiss bord ... fersdy forts ... on this ot day i finks this bear dus av th rite ideeya

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Dash Kitten @dashkitten.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

SIGN NOW!!! New Zealand's government is following US guidelines and trying to flog of conservation land so private companies can rob the country of its nature and animals #newzealand #aoteroa #mining #danger greenpeace.nz/hands-off-co...

greenpeace.nz

PETITION: Hands off conservation land!

The PM is trying to open the door to selling off conservation land. If the wild places of NZ were mined, logged or sold off, we can’t get them back. Aotearoa is NOT for sale. Sign the petition now.

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Democrat Cats @democratcats.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Morning Kitten Orange Edition

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

All part of my Christmas Coffee Table Book..."Art as TGT Sees It" - coming soon to a bookshop near you... Maybe... Someday

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Masato Jones @masatojones.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

We do have a #heatwave buy me an iced coffee fund we do we do It’s here ko-fi.com/masatojones give us a helping hand

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Henry @henryandfriends.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

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Click for free and save animals on Animal Webaction. Thousands of dogs, cats and horses have already been rescued.

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

North East England tweetup "tedtogether", shout if you want more info! Sat 18 Jul-Alnwick Castle & Gardens Sun 19 Jul-Alnwick Valley Railway (we have 1 spare ticket) Mon 20 Jul-Lindisfarne Tue 21 Jul-Seahouses & Boat Trip Wed 22 Jul-Berwick Thu 23 Jul-Bamburgh Castle

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Masato Jones @masatojones.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

We have extended the birthday weekend offer of 14% off when you spend £40 #englandworldcup #shopindie Does end midnight tonight July 6th who will take the offer automatic discount excludes clearance sale GET IT ON !! We ship to Norway ! www.masato.co.uk

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Erling Haaland's Intense Gaze for Norway

ALT: Erling Haaland's Intense Gaze for Norway

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Box of Lord of the Rings BBC Radio play - 13 cassette tapes Looking for a home for free - postage appreciated (UK preferred)

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Munro Bear @munrobear.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

This Wednesday, 3rd June, #FurryBards the theme is Holidays / Definitely Not spying. Write or share a poem to join in or come along for the fun. Everyfur welcome @scramblesbear.bsky.social @gaelsstuffiehome.bsky.social @tourguideted.bsky.social @alfiethecat.bsky.social @jerryscucina.bsky.social

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

In memory of the Ancient Assistant (aka Noreen) who is being cremated (unattended) today at 5.30pm UK time (BST) we have a fundraiser, if you wish to donate. ABSOLUTELY no need to do so. togetherinmemory.pancreaticcancer.org.uk/In-Memory/No...

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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

There are quite a few unclaimed #buyastrangerabook offers today. I have more to offer too. Look, it's not a "repost & follow for a chance to win" thing. Just ask for any of the books on offer, and I'll send you the book (if nobody else hasn't already asked). So check it out. UK only

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Munro Bear @munrobear.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Wednesday 6th May the theme for #FurryBards is 'no diet day' . Every fur welcome so sharpen those quills and we'll see you there. @scramblesbear.bsky.social @bendorbear.bsky.social @gaelsstuffiehome.bsky.social @peytonreads.bsky.social @tourguideted.bsky.social @alfiethecat.bsky.social

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

What's today? Happy birthday Big Turtler @BigTurtler & Warmie (FB-Kimi) 🎂 Once upon a time,a Little Pampered Dog & a Tapir rescued a Marine Mammal, using Morse Code to ask for help ***---***(SOS)Later they Designed a Dolphin Gummi Bear & ate Prime Rib watching Woody Woodpecker

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

What's today? Happy birthday Mr B @MrBearAndRocky 🎂 No Makeup Day on Burlesque Day is for Aliens, Get Organised by helping Horses, Kids & Pets into the Garage but avoid Static Cling. Hug an Australian then eat Pretzels & look at Audubon's bird book, while remembering Chernobyl

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Happy birthday Eeyore 🎂 Through our Pinhole Camera we'll take pictures of Puppet Pengins with Guide Dogs eating Zucchini Bread in an Indie Bookstore.Hug a Plumber in Denim & Appreciate the Haircut.Telephone for our DNA results & send cards out. Remember ANZAC Day

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

What's yesterday? On Pet🐶🐱🐭🐰🐹 Care for All Day we'll Scream😱about Hairball Awareness. We'll show Tolerance & Respect for everyone except those keeping Lab Animals🧑‍🔬🐒then we'll Skip to dinner of Pigs in Blankets 🐷(ignoring the double standard ;-) )

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

What's today? Happy birthday Pip @partridgerhond 🎂 On St George's Day, let's Take A Chance &watch a Shakespeare Play at the Movies about Dragon Slaying (fake!) We'll play Table Tennis &have a Picnic of English Muffins &Cherry Cheesecake. Then we'll read emails about Lost Dogs

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Happy birthday Wolfie! @Wool_F_Gang 🎂 Let's stick Pinups of Narwhals on the wall, while Appreciating Girl Scout Leaders & Administrative Professionals with Jelly Beans. Enjoy Mother Earth's April Showers and spare a thought for Stephen Lawrence Day

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

What's today? Today we are taking our Beautiful Bulldogs🐶to the lovely Library🏦-but Keep off the Grass🚫🌾There we will look at Big Words like Kindergarten then we'll feed Chickpeas to the Curlews outside while drinking Tea🫖and eating Chocolate🍫 Covered Cashews

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

What's today? Happy birthday Cinnamon, Anise & Saffron @GeckoComms 🎂🎂🎂 Today, all our Volunteers 👨‍🦱👩‍🦰🧑‍🦰👳👳‍♂️🧕 are going to enter a Lookalike 👀🪞 Contest! Prize will be Cheddar Fries 🧀🍟and, my favourite, Pineapple Upside Down Cake 🍍🙃🎂

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

What's today? Happy birthday Sylvester the Cat 🐟 To Moms & Dads of Kits & Pups It's time to Goals reset & Write some Funny Poems Of Poker♠️&Amarett(o)🥃 Or maybe you can Fly a Kite🪁 & eat Garlic Rice Balls Or just hang out with George🐈 & Rowlf🐶 & laugh within these walls

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

What's today? Happy birthday Duffy @duffy_in_vic & OJ Mills (FB)🎂 Beware Velociraptors as we Juggle in line on Record Store Day for music for our Amateur Radio channel. Day out from Adult Autism Centre to Monuments & Sites, finishing with getting Animal Crackers from a Pinata

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

What's today? eek! Teach Your Daughter to Volunteer by Wearing Pyjamas to Work at the Elephant🐘Sanctuary & Reveal the Genius of Teen Literature📕with Mushroom🍄Pizza🍕Cake; then Celebrate Teen literature about Orchids🌹 & Eggs 🍳Benedict at the Library📚

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

What's today? Happy birthday Big Kodi & Kodi Minor @chomper_TC & The Teddy @TeddysFamiwy 🎂 Take a Wild Guess what we're doing?Anime Laundry Art using Bananas-Well, That Sucks, he Griped.Over Glazed Spiral Ham, we remember The Titanic & think how Youth Homelessness Matters

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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

IT'S WEDNESDAY! It's #buyastrangerabook day! The grooviest day of all. I'll give out TWO books. FOR FREE. If you'd like one, let me know. Also, if you'd like to #BuyAStrangerABook too, let me know. It's a thing! Look. www.biggreenbookshop.com/stuff-you-mi... UK only

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Buy A Stranger A Book. #buyastrangerabook - Stuff you might like... - Big Green Bookshop. @biggreenbooks on Twitter. Cheese fan. My Mum says hi.

The Big Green Bookshop an independent online bookshop in selling awesome titles by awesome authors to awesome people

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

What's today? Happy birthday Zack @ZackRabbit & remembering Joan @joans1963 🎂 Let's meet with Pathologists' Assistants🧑‍⚕️&watch Dolphins🐬Then smell Perfume👃of the Garden🏡 &harvest some Pecans before Looking Up at the Sky🌃 Then Laugh🤣 donating a Joke Book📕

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

And here it is! SIGNED copies of "Talking Classics: The Shock of the Old" by Professor Mary Beard @wmarybeard.bsky.social I'd like to thank Allen from DPD for the prompt delivery. ORDER A COPY HERE. www.biggreenbookshop.com/signed-copie...

Me holding three copies of Mary Beard's new book.

An open copy of the book, showing Mary's signature inside.

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Parteeeeeeee!!! The April Calendar can now be downloaded! Thanks for your patience tourguideted (dot) com >> Twitter >> Calendar May's theme is "ON MY OWN"-any solo pics (multiple entries per account are fine for different chaps)-thoughtful, funny, silly, as you wish post in reply to this post!

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

What's today? Put in a Silly Earring👂, then let's Make Lunch Count by sharing Peach Cobbler 🍑with Thomas Jefferson👨‍🦲, followed by a turn around the garden🏡, Appreciating the Plants🌱🌷🌹🌻🌺🌵 and followed by a game of Scrabble 🅱️🅾️🅰️

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

What's today? Enjoy your Deskfast (Breakfast at the desk) of a Grilled Cheese Sandwich🧀🥪then Drop Everything & Read📕👀about Human Space Flight👨‍🚀 and the highest natural wind gust 🌬️on record. Feed your Hamster🐹some Licorice⚫️& think of those whose children have died⭐️

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

What's today? After a long day of listening to Barbershop Quartets💈 on your Eight Track in your Submarine, relax by Cleaning Up Your Pantry, then taking your Pet🐶to Dog Therapy Training🐕‍🦺. Afterwards enjoy Poutine with Cheese Fondue🫕 & read up on Parkinson's Disease

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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

I need to pop out to deliver a couple of things. I'll be back in about 20 mins, with exciting news about several delightful books you might like to buy from me. In the meantime, please follow the instructions from the homepage of my delightful website. www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php

Yes, the classic way that a bookshop makes its money.

IMPORTANT!!

THIS WEBSITE ONLY LISTS ABOUT 368 TITLES. I CAN SOURCE OVER HALF A MILLION!

SO, IF IT'S NOT ON THE WEBSITE, DON'T PANIC.

(JUST FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS AND HOPEFULLY ALL YOUR BOOK RELATED DREAMS WILL COME TRUE)

The best way to find out if I can get a particular book is to email me on biggreenbooks@gmail.com

Or else you can tweet me (or DM me) @biggreenbooks. Or if you're on Bluesky, i'm biggreenbooks.bsky.social.

Let me know what you’re looking for and I’ll reply as soon as possible. I can get books posted all over the world and our suppliers usually get books out within 24 hours, so that’s pretty good, I’d say.

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Tessa Bennett @littlemore20.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

YESSSSSSSSSS IT`S REAL!

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Munro Bear @munrobear.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Hello Furriends, we are here on Beartemis II ready to answer any questions you may have about our Live aboard a space capsule or are mission to the far side of the moon. #bearsinspace @bosunthebear.bsky.social

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

What's today? Happy birthday Peter Rabbit (Kimi-FB)🥕🎂 Today we're heading to the Zoo🐻🐼🐨🐒🦍🐧for a Pageant👑, where will will enjoy Trading Zoo Cards🎴of Pygmy Hippos🦛,& Draw Birds🦆🦅as well as applying Feng Shui to the Giraffe🦒 enclosure, just for fun! Who's with me?

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

What's today? On this World Health Day🌍, we are going to stay home & do No Housework🧹, & instead watch Public TV📺 about the Metric System📏🪙, eat Coffee Cake🎂 & drink Beer🍻 and make sure our Pet Beaver🦫 has Health Insurance🗞️

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

What's today? Happy birthday Gray (FB) & Puppy Seal (FB-Kimi)🎂 Drowsy Army Drivers are wearing Tartan Pajamas for New Beer's Eve, Teflon ones, in case we spill the Tomato Carbonara. The Library's Siamese Cat has a California Poppy behind her ear & we all munch Caramel Popcorn

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

What's today? Happy birthday Alfred @ATGbear 🎂& Kev @brianblackcat 🐟 On Self Care Day don yr Flares&Recommit to Fitness by looking for Dandelions with a Geologist.Pack Peeps & Read a Road Map to make 1st Contact🛸&teach about Deep Dish Pizza & Caramel&Baked Ham w/Pineapple

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Big Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

I've recently worked out how to tie a baby goat and a female sheep together. I kid ewe knot.

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Munro Bear @munrobear.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

We are over half way there, more the 200,000 miles away from home, further than any bear has been before and we can see another space capsule in the distance, I wonder who it can be? Do you think they can see us? #bearsinspace

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TourGuideTed @tourguideted.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

What's today? Happy birthday Mah @KerDunkedunk 🎂 As Picky Eaters we're gonna do Vitamin C Carrot Cordon Bleu with the School Librarian. After a Pillowfight we'll put on a Handmade Tag & Walk Around Things (Landmines) on way to the Firewalk, then Hug a Newsperson & a Rat🐀

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