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TouchOfAlchemy

@touchofalchemy.bsky.social
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Whisky drinking redhead. Mama of boys, herder of cats, snuggler of dogs. 5' of snark. Occasionally NSFW To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. --Oscar Wilde

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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
One guess why these ended up in the kitchen drawer 🙄
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Perks of living in a town with a high Polish population
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Preparing for a long, drawn out, Find Out phase of FAFO
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Indiana became a state in 1816 Illinois followed in 1818 On the list of some of more wild, performative, state republican shenanigans right now is this hunk of bullshit to redraw the line between IN and IL
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Who told?
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Life-long ambition achieved I am now the preferred chair for a German Shepherd, and I won't be doing anything else for the rest of the day
The back of a German Shepherd's head as she blocks everything from her humans view
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I'm tired of being sick I made creamy tomato tortellini soup Fingers crossed, I can taste it
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
You know what's difficult? Taking a picture of the cat adorably snuggling into the tail of the German Shepherd he adores..without including GSD butthole in the picture 😂
Grey cat snuggling a German Shepherd tail
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Last time I looked, members of Congress weren't supposed to be blocked from entering federal buildings
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Oh look, the Keystone cops are running the US spooks What could possibly go wrong???
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Wellllll fuck www.reuters.com/business/hea...
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
She's dreaming of biting Elon in the ass
German shepherd smiling as she sleeps, showing her teeth
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Both of my old accounts *brushes hands off* Basta
Twitter deactivated
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I'll get up. Eventually.
German shepherd and grey cat snuggling on their human
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Irish soda bread season has arrived
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Headline should read: "Orange Dumbass Wants to Recreate Penal Colonies"
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Immigrants are the lifeblood of my city, and they always will be ICE can go fuck themselves
Sticker of the chicago flag stuck to a pole. The sticker reads "sanctuary city"
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Once this stuff is gone, the holidays will officially be over
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Timeline cleanse Tell me again that dogs and cats can't be the best of friends
A grey cat and a German Shepherd dog sleep only an inch or two apart on a white fluffy blanket
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
If you haven't already done so, read On Tyranny by Timothy Snyder It will take you no time at all to read it But with the trend towards authoritarian leadership across the globe, it's a must read
The cover of the book On Tyranny by Timothy Snyder
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Mexico border, your mother was a hamster, blah blah blah And so it begins 💔 Lather-Rinse-Repeat
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Idle hands are the devils workshop something something something
A pan of cinnamon rolls rising before rhey bake
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Screw the kids, as a 5 foot tall adult, this would be my quiet place
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Well...it looks like shit will be hitting the fan here in 3 days
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Absolutely, the ninja stars of the 70s
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
You set up a Friday, late in the day call and show up late? Don't get shitty with me when you find me playing solitaire. Should be thankful I showed up at all
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
It's a whole 24°F in Chicago Fuck this, I'm making chili
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
My favorites were these two, with the picture just flipped. Scooby Doo level hijinx
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I see the porn bots have made it halfway through the As
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I'm not sure if he's her cat, or she's his dog I've had many dogs and cats get along, but these two are next level friends. They snuggle and play, and when she comes in from outside, he greets her at the door
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Holiday baking prep has begun
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Taking in holiday stuff is amazingly better when it's followed by a chaser of a 007 exhibit
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Female
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Went into my favorite Italian shop today. If they don't have an aisle where both sides are dedicated to pasta, is it really an Italian shop?
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Wait, wut? No one asked me if I was ready for snow already
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Sorry, I've got too much going on and won't make it *reading a book and pinned by an 11 lbs cat*
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Add to this old, white women Neither of which is apparently capable of thinking of others
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Did some stuff outside last night and forgot how the states are melting for a bit
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
When the world makes no sense Weirdly black light, alien, miniature golf helps
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TouchOfAlchemy @touchofalchemy.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
First post from another ex-bird app user, looking for a different home Here's a picture of the two bestest friends ever. A girl and her cat ❤️
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