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TotoEnF5

@totoenf5.dev
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gamedev student @ enjmin, france he/him totoenf5.dev

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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 25/09/2026
what the fuck
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 25/09/2026
so i'm writing a minecraft clone in c, i'm currently working on chunk streaming, and i think i MAY have corrupted memory
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 24/04/2026
why does the relaxed one look like the dog from the meme
dog looking at sunshine meme, accepting his fate
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 22/04/2026
wait the navigation nodes in godot are actually goated
Ishowspeed YouTube thumbnail with the text "*starts to cum*"
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 04/04/2026
nice run i was hoping to break all my cards before the score killed me but it was fun anyway
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 26/03/2026
thanks unity
Unity build message: "Build completed with a result of 'Failed' in 1 seconds"
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 25/03/2026
me when unity works (it was the sample scene)
unity crash windows
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 25/03/2026
anyone knows where i can find html buttons like this? i found a website that had a collection of these but i don't remember what it is :( (image courtesy of @crystalwobsite.gay)
cool html buttons
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 09/03/2026
Oh yeah i forgot to post it but I hit my first unseeded naneinf in balatro last sunday!!!!
The game over screen of my run with a high score of naneinf on ante 27My balatro stats with my best hand being naneinf!!!
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 29/12/2025
ah
Error

Syntax error: assets/sponza.lua:7875304: main function has more than 65536 constants
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 29/12/2025
behold the 7 million lines of code lua file
A screenshot of my neovim bar that says my sponza.lua file ils 7,875,303 lines long
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 17/12/2025
72% de mon mon temps de jeu sur ow2 est-ce que je suis cook la team
Mon steam replay avec overwatch 2 à 72% de mon temps de jeu
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 23/11/2025
That was one of my best (and luckiest) runs #balatro
My deck consisting of 22 club gold kings and 43 heart steel kings, all of them have a red sealMy joker roster composed of 2 polychrome barons, 2 negative blueprints, 2 foiled brainstorms, 1 mime and 1 polychrome dnaThe game over screen, I went through ante 21 and my best hand was 3.950e49
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 27/08/2025
Man breaking chains meme
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 13/08/2025
Just donated €10 to wikipedia
Superman lying down and smiling meme
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 06/08/2025
"How it réels to spread misinformation" dolphins
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 27/07/2025
what do you think of my weewee
A wee joker that scores 1624 chips
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 22/07/2025
Minecraft cat
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 02/07/2025
i hate it when i post something and i see a spelling mistake and now i have to delete the post and do it again because i don't like spelling mistakes
3d render of a text saying "MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE"
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 23/05/2025
the borrow checker is actually kinda based
Shaquille O'Neal saying "I owe you an apology. I wasn't familiar with your game" meme
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 16/05/2025
THE SLAYER HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
the doom slayers collector edition statue
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 11/03/2025
it was definitely a lot of work, bu i finally have my vulkan hello world! a multicolored triangle has never been so satisfying
the glorious multicolored triangle (graphics devs version of a hello world)
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 06/03/2025
"un bouffon sous kétamine"
the pirate writing fire meme
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 06/03/2025
so i wanted to write an entity component system myself in c and i created this monstrosity of a macro
a macro called world_update that expands to way too many lines of code
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 02/03/2025
it's sunset sunday! :D (i'm in paris today!)
a nice sunset seen from the seine

the eiffel tower is on the left, the sun is on the right
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 23/02/2025
it's sunset sunday :)
a nice sunset :)
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 22/02/2025
"and now, the craft is mine!"
the "absolute cinema" martin scorsese meme
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 21/02/2025
she was just chilling :)
a cute pic of my cat sleeping (her name was alice)
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 16/02/2025
me when the lua programming language
a panel of superman breathing a green gas, saying "...my favorite"
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 13/02/2025
pessimists when optimists bring up hope and appreciation of world around us (the world is beautiful)
the meme of the baby getting turned into ashes
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 13/02/2025
okay i didn't see that one coming it's fucking hilarious
the previous image of lloyd smiling in its category was also categorized as "smile", so there is now a second depth of the "smile" category
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 13/02/2025
an image of lloyd from ninjago with a caption saying "great argument! however, your mother", categorized as "smile".
to be honest he does smile on the image, i just find this extremely funnya pigeon seen from my window, labeled as "curtain"
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 13/02/2025
an image of rdj as iron man with the caption "Jarvis remove his balls", categorized as "selfie".
honestly i understand this one, i just find it funnyan image of sonic the hedgehog with a jacket, with a caption saying "Don't care didn't ask plus you're gay", categorized as "helmet"a fondue set categorized as "musical instrument"rdj as iron man with the caption "minor spelling mistake", categorized as "eyelash". we barely see his eyelashes.
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 13/02/2025
i've let the ai built inside my gallery app categorize my pictures. here are some of the highlights:
the kratos screaming meme categorized as "bird"a cat categorized as "dog", how do you mess that up????a reaction image of a cat with human hands plotting something, categorized as "mouth"an image of a dolphin and a cow, both jumping over the sea, categorized as "insect"
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 10/02/2025
so i was playing around with threads in my game engine and i somehow managed to segfault gdb. that's a first for me
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TotoEnF5 @totoenf5.dev · 01/02/2025
yayyy i did it! :D
a solved rubik's cube!
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