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Totally Random Grandma

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My grandkids named me due to my random musings & humming. 47 is the worst number ever. NO DMs ⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇺🇸🐕‍🦺🦮

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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Since our government is shutdown and people are not getting the help we need, if you have a job: change your withholding to the maximum number of dependents. Save your tax payments in your own accounts & stop the government from getting your money. #Shutdown
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Yes, Virginia, they are starving you on purpose. #SNAP #Shutdown abcnews.go.com/US/snap-appe...
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In SNAP appeal, Trump administration says it faces more harm than people who can't buy food: ANALYSIS
The Trump administration is appealing a federal judge's requirement that it make full November SNAP payments.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I would say “Let them eat cake” but “Let them eat cardboard “ seems more appropriate.
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 08/11/2025
At a time when Trump wants to double premiums and throw 15 million off the health care they have, please remember that the U.S. is the only major country on Earth not the guarantee health care to all as a human right. We must pass Medicare for All.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
WWJD? #SNAP Benefits decision being appealed to the Supreme Court because Republican FAKE Christ followers want you to starve to give more money to billionaires. When will people wake up?
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a map and says so woke
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I’m pretty sure “Christian” law feels worse and we’re living that bullshit right now.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
I’m still annoyed about this. #Disney #ESPN #Hulu #ABC The timing of your greed is amazing considering people are going hungry in this country. #Shutdown #YouTube
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
One of my sons is a pilot. Every time I hear something like this… my momma heart stops for a moment Never forget how quickly it can all change. Hug your loves every chance you get.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
#Disney aka #Hulu #ESPN #ABC advertising on #YouTubeTV to come on over to Hulu plus for a reduced price explains precisely why Disney has YouTube by the nads. Monopolies are bad for the consumer. We can’t fight the machine when the machine owns every choice.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
And his MAGA crowd is more loyal than ever.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Let me tell you the difference…a person I know worked at a factory start-wage of $15 per hour. 5 years later, making about $20 an hour was promoted to six figures as boss over the others he worked with. That’s the difference between labor and management. They need the uneducated to prop the rich.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
It’s a good ad for hernia surgery prospects.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I have a Substack unaffiliated with any accounts due to privacy concerns. Last night, some male person tried to hit on me in my DMs. Told him I was married & he hit harder. Men: STOP fuckin doing that! Tell your friends, your sons, your bros. Please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD stop.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Seems fairly creative with adjectives which is nice. Maybe owns a dictionary?
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Don’t I know it. Bright red county here passed reproductive rights, min wage increase & sick leave. Then (not I, they) voted for these a-wipes who said “NOPE” & we lost our voting rights just like that. Gone.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Still with that BS. Okay, skipper, time for bed.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Yeah, my household is in recession.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I’m not optimistic that Trump will EVER be held accountable for what he’s done to her or his felony convictions.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I’m not a New Yorker. Never been & can’t afford travel. About the election, a word of caution. People in the USA will lovingly elect a pervert over a non-white person. #Cuomo #NewYork I watched my latino friends go hard for MAGA because: not ⚪️👨🏻‍🦳
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Same.
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StrictlyChristo 🇺🇦🌻 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
USHA: "Go sleep on the couch!" JD: "Yes!"
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Next thing gonna happen.? He’s going to melt down Lady Liberty for cash.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Not giving out my personal info, are you kidding me? It’s not safe.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It’s not good for me to freewheel on Bluesky. I say & see pissy things. Seems like I’m reliving my teens in my mid 60s. I’m feral & might bite. #Saturday #Ihateeverything #lol
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an elderly woman is sitting at a desk counting money with the words `` senior discount at 10 am '' above her .
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Bah humbug
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
If we stay the same on published rates today for ACA, our rate goes up post-subsidy by 33%. Deciding if we can get my husband’s surgery pushed through before the end of the year. Pulling from savings to cover expenses now.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Viagra heaven has landed
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Usha needs to grow a pair. She doesn’t fit the bleached-blonde, lip filled, fake boob MAGA mold. She’s out. She could tell us about the #Epstein files & bury Mr. Eyeliner while she’s at it. #Usha
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Except they have given in to the MAGA machine
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Judging by the looks of that thing, he’s gonna run into walls. Maybe he’ll trip and fall and land with his head in a shitty toilet bowl. I’d pay for that video.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
And he still hasn’t paid her one penny.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I think Melania secretly divorced him and that’s why he’s building a ballroom where she used to pretend to work.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I wish I was F@cking Sleeping by Me.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Congress Karen
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
TVrant: Cancelled Hulu/Disney because of obvious reasons plus they raised rates 4 times in a year for Disney. Now, YouTube TV has disappeared #ESPN #ABC #Disney because of $$$. We cannot use antenna TV. FUCK YOU #Congress who are allowing these monopolies to destroy TV. #Youtube #Football Ruined
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a man in a suit and bow tie is sitting on a couch with the words " what you gonna do about it " above him
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The good thing about Halloween at my age is that I don’t need a costume to be scary. I already look like a zombie. #Halloween #Ihateholidays
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
He’s absolutely gleeful. He should wear a Cruella Deville outfit for today. He could satisfy his cross-dressing desire and wear a realistic costume.
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Oregon Attorney General Dan Rayfield @agdanrayfield.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
This morning in court, we'll continue making our case for why the president’s federalization and deployment of National Guard in Oregon is unlawful & unnecessary. Listen in: 1-571-353-2301 (toll-free 1-833-990-9400) Meeting ID: 373876354# If dropped from the conference, please rejoin.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
You know she’s banging him. Taking it for the team.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
We have government folks like Rubio, Noem and Hegseth moving onto military bases. National Guard response force is training. Restarting nuclear testing. Are we worried, yet? #democracy #resist #project2025 #Military #News
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
TIL that the average US household has 1.3 million in income. Don’t feel rich? That’s because a mean average includes the top 1% who have the most income. This is why the US dumped tea in the harbor. All the money is in the royal court of greed & corporate welfare.
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Governor Gavin Newsom @governor.ca.gov · 30/10/2025
The President of the United States is so upset about his failed campaign for a Nobel Prize that he's now trying to claim someone else's prize as his own. Pathetic.
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 30/10/2025
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House. Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity. They are not the same.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
TL;DR - Decades of US PACS of tech bros pay off Congress not to close loopholes that allow US made products to enforce China’s extensive repressive policies on its own citizens. Q:Where is the legislation to stop them from using it on US? apnews.com/article/chin...
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US government allowed and even helped US firms sell tech used for surveillance in China, AP finds
Even while warning about national security and human rights abuse, the U.S. government across five Republican and Democratic administrations has repeatedly allowed and even actively helped American fi...
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I’m truly hoping they wake up & I don’t want to wish ill on anyone but they certainly deserve it.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I think the most frustrating thing about mass media today is that they report for clicks & not for substance. Like how many times have they posted about sweet-tater-tits mentioning a 3rd term? How are they not reported all of his criming instead? Project 2025? Trashing laws?
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Good point.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
I really want to screenshot price increases & text them to all of my MAGA relatives & friends. But they have gone so far away that they keep blaming anyone but him.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.
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Totally Random Grandma @totallyrandomgma.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
In my town, the houses look that way now. They just drape a Trump flag over it.
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