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Certainly not Nick, surely

@totallynotnick.bsky.social
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Boston Cube Party @bostoncubeparty.com · 23/09/2026
LOOKING FOR SPONSORS! Trying to do something much more ambitious next year but venues in Boston are prohibitively expensive. If you can help in any way or know someone who can, lmk! RTs appreciated ❤️
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GARDEN STATE CUBE @gardenstatecube.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Rares? Don't need em. Uncommons? Psh, I'm good thanks. Mythic who?? The second cube for GARDEN STATE CUBE is the Pauper Cube! With a gorgeous foil version provided by @totallynotnick.bsky.social, go out and show your love for the under appreciated workhorses of magic! cubecobra.com/cube/list/th...
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Cube Cobra List: The Pauper Cube
Adam Styborski (2010-2019) Shadowy Cabal of Wizards (2019-forever)
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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xantchaslegacy.bsky.social @xantchaslegacy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Ugh, tag didn't work... Cube was another Dan Schneider @worklifevalue.bsky.social* masterpiece, as always
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🫶🐐 See you on Wednesday king
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
also Granger Guildmage was a banger. This man burned my opponents' crops and laid waste their armies. Demanded hard removal a lot of the times he hit the board (especially against mono W)
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Complete banger, brother!! I'll add that the sense of dread when someone plays their "traditionally playable Magic card" into a field of vanilla 2/1's was real cool as a "mythical Warlord arrives" moment. Thank god for the Leyline Guillotine LMFAO
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
as always, but especially this time, I'm full of love for my friends, my community, and the spaces I'm lucky enough to get to occupy. Go donate, FUCK ICE, and hope to see everyone again in January at GARDEN STATE CUBE BABYYYYYYYYYY @gardenstatecube.bsky.social www.gofundme.com/f/cube-for-a...
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
AND OF COURSE, MOST IMPORTANTLY, JERSEY CUBE STANDS STRONG!! -Bountied up for the weekend (pic: before/after) -First time cube event-ers -Hanging together during/after -Colin won the Ritual raffle, taking the cube home (and most importantly) -CHAMPION SILAS TAKING HOME THE TROPHY (and cube!)
NJ Bounty tickets draft 2: Before, 3 tickets per 6 peopleNJ bounty tickets after: 10/18.
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The cubes at this event were so sick. Hearing whispers about them secondhand, watching my buddies play games with ZERO context of wtf is going on, all such a cool idea. There's still so many sick cubes I want to see/play at future events (Collapse, Telemetry and Dangerous stand out heavy to me rn)
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
2-1! L in finals. Probably my favorite deck/draft of the weekend! VERY strong Izzet spells package, backed by my godsend late pack 2 Arclight Phoenix. This deck was so explosive, lost in a VERY tight finals to a Philly buddy playing Dearly Departed. Our capacity to kill each other was each insane!
2-1, titled "The Phoenix King Rises"
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Draft 4: Redemption! John Clara's "Companion to the Graveyard" Cube. This was a ton of fun, and despite the rules modification, a great end-of-weekend palate cleanser for all the wild shit we were up to in the other drafts. Very strong decks, strong mana bases, interesting "more normal" interactions
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
1-2; "Turns of Magic" count: G1: 1 G2: 1 G3: 0 G4: 1 G5: 0 G6: 5!!! G7: 0 (I won) Cerebral Vortex was my MVP by a lot. The best solution to someone winning the game immediately is to punish them for doing so, turns out! Lost a few games before I took a turn, but also won on turn 0, so fair's fair!
1-2 Synesthesia, titled "that's cool and all but what if you took 40 damage for doing all that"
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Draft 3: Synesthesia! @dvdsn.bsky.social's CRAZY rules-mod project, Dream Halls emblem, 0 lands, no cuts. I got Yugioh flashbacks watching these turns play out!! With the exception of one game which went long, I played a total of ~4 turns of Magic. Lots of turn 1 wins and crazy stuff flying around!
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
2-1 with GR ass-beating! Opened Mosswood Dreadknight early, saw a late-enough Torb to say Red was open. Good, fair beats. Highlight: Ruby and Gilded Goose on board. Giant Inheritance Goose, swing + role. Pass. Lovestruck Beast with token. Reckless Charge. Swing him + goose, apply Monster role. gg.
2-1 GR beats. titled: "A Flower in the Woods Gets Trampled By Some Big Dumb Dipshit"
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cube 2: Cavalier! Continuing my Medieval Grand Tour, @worklifevalue.bsky.social's Cavalier provided an experience I would describe as ELD Masters +. It was really interesting to see two totally blind cubes/designers lean into similar aesthetics and cards, but come out substantially different.
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
for the players on the 5-Color Domain Peasant Uprising plan! First picks Leyline Binding/Prismatic Ending pull me in a strong direction despite the blind cube lists, along with all the Dominaria tapped dual lands. I went 2-1, losing in game 3 of the finals. Last Stand was, in fact, so tight.
2-1 draft deck in Feudal, titled "Peasant Uprising"
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Cube 1: Feudal Placed into @andy.luckypaper.co's new project! Super sweet cube I'm pumped to listen/watch some content about. Everyone pledges to a lord, hitting some real mono-color bangers and fielding their gross little medieval peasants and noble leaders, fighting for their kingdom, except...
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
CUBE FOR A CAUSE: OBSCURA BABYYYYYYYYYYYY infinite thanks/love/gratitude to @scottmirts.upkeepnewyork.com and all the @cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com crew for, easily, the best Cube event of all time. Obscura ruled, and I'm so lucky to be so close to it. And now, some decks and cubes!
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Four first picks! #c4ac
Leyline Binding - Feudal
Mosswood Dreadknight- Cavalier
Dream Salvage - Synesthesia Flooded Strand - Redemption
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
SO jealous of the Kiora!! Incredibly tight
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We're so back
the sickest dark rit ever printed
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Nice ass day 😎
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What're the odds, huh?
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
You know what they say about "New York Cube guys with late July birthdays gifting themselves an expensive Dark Ritual for the aforementioned birthday" and all. "Two nickels, lotta nickels" 🔥
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
(that is to say, did I technically "do it", no, but I got in a position to one time, which is enough for me 😁)
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Yes! Had it on board only once. Opponent scooped before Brago connected- not sure if it was to "presenting at least 6 more tokens on the one trigger (ghost, horse)" or to "oh no that's infinite". I actually only realized I could do it when it was on the board in front of me, which was SWEET to find!
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Final round on Sunday- A Brooding Saga! This is the first cube I've drafted twice at events - I knew I needed the runback after BCP. 1-1-1. Assembled crazy engines, drew a round to time, won the Jeskai mirror, got smoked by UB control (that guy also won the whole tournament - very well deserved!)
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bonus Sicko Draft: 3-0 at Little Donna's. W Round 1: Lobster Pierogi W Round 2: White basil and garlic pizza W: Round 3: Brownie Parfait No pin, for some reason? 🤷
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
2-1 in @anthony.luckypaper.co's Regular Cube! Drafted 45 cards of BR War Crimes. Flooded out a bit in the finals, but mostly slammed everyone I played. Felt very seen by the selection of cards being 1:1 with "the exact subset of Retail Limited I've played in my lifetime". Big Baltimore 2-1 hours😌
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
CubeCon DMV thread! Started 2-1 in @andy.luckypaper.co's Take Five. Sundial-less Sundial deck (my neighbor took it P1P1 😭) but we still got there plenty of times between Minion Reflector, Discontinuity, and Mycosynth Gardens. Sick cube!
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Tysm!!
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hey! Attending, have a few questions: -Bought main event ticket and hotel booking. Do I need anything else? I know sometimes there's a few layers of tickets/passes. -Is the cube menu updated for DMV or just August CubeCon? -Is Hedron live for DMV yet? Thanks!
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
We're so dinoback
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
this bad boy can hold so many Virus Beetle triggers
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
disregarding that fetches always make for reasonable-but-not-incredibly-exciting first picks, I'm forcing Death's Shadow now and deviating course exactly zero times for the sickest 1-2 draft you've ever seen. Then, in rough order, Huntmaster/Phyrexian Arena/Dokuchi Silencer/Shock
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
💯 the "+" in "LGBTQIA+" has always stood for "plus on block"
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Ggs from round 3!! I was feeling pretty good with just Ethereal Armor, but then the All That Glitters topdeck shot that turn into the moon. That + the unexpected "surprise! I can dome you for 10!" seemed like a LOT!
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
All you and the team Ollie, appreciate all the hard work 🙏 Chase was a delight, very excited to hang again at Obscura!!
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A++ job, top to bottom, on everything from the card choices+ tasteful foils to the box, info packets, and general presentation- everything was SO cohesive and dripping with style. Really sent me out with a lot to think about in terms of a "total package"of a cube. Had a blast!!
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
...but especially @nickzlmhc.bsky.social , @dant.bsky.social , Pat, and David who I jammed with all weekend. Those are the homies. Much love gang, see you all soon for Obscura! (and maybe CubeCon DMV!) bonus pics: goodies picked up along the way.
sick BCP playmat and Pauper Cube stamped plains courtesy of Mike/Omnipictured: some bulk (badlands scrublands plateau)My 3-0 Pin for Midwinter!A new Phyrexian Propaganda poster
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
and that's it! BCP was incredibly tight, would absolutely make the drive up again in the future. Special thanks to @ollie.bostoncubeparty.com who looked absolutely exhausted, and all the other Boston team for all their hard work and effort, and shoutout all my NJ/NYC/new Boston friends...
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Draft 5: Rounded up some buddies old and new to play my own Mardu Desert cube, Last Stand of the Khans, for some quick freeplay before driving back home. Stress tested "how mono red can I go in a desert cube" and promptly got my ass kicked. It was so tight. The new Khan of the Mardu is ELESH NORN!
Final draft deck. New Last Stand Archetype: "Mono Red Getting My Shit Pushed In"the double sided card Elesh Norn from Mother of Machines. My therapist has advised me not to comment further on this character.
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Draft 4: @deinonychus9.bsky.social's Midwinter Cube! As both a desert and snow enjoyer, SO glad I got to play it! Drafted a tight Sultai elf/snow/ramp pile, faced off again with my NJ buddy but this time in the finals, and smoked him for the pin. Adored this cube, took notes for a snow project!
Midwinter Pool, "How many colors can you force in a 5 color desert environment?"Midwinter 3-0 decklist, "Elves Draft Perfect Mana, Asked to Leave Function, Proceed to Summon a Giant Monster to Spite Said Function"
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Draft 3: @hardcasting.bsky.social's Brooding Saga! The cube I was the MOST interested in at BCP and it did not disappoint! Went on an absolutely hare-brained Replenish scheme. Tons of fun, want to draft it again REALLY badly!! Sickest 0-3 of my life. Additionally pictured: ridiculous board state
Brooding Saga "Icarus Flies Too Close To The Sun, Wings Melt, Confusedly Plummets To The Ground In Indignation", colorized, 2026Ridiculous board state having successfully replenished all shit I milled. "I Fought the Sagas and the Sagas won"
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Draft 2: I finally got to play @dant.bsky.social's HOOPIN', live on stream. Jams were slammed. Balls were stolen. Hoops were in'd. Me and my two other Jersey buddies ALL went 2-1 for my favorite full draft/play experience of the weekend! Helps to bribe the curator with hometown bagels to match rig.
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Certainly not Nick, surely @totallynotnick.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Draft 1: @worklifevalue.bsky.social's Mystery Box! [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] - which was a great time. 10/10 would go 0-3 again!
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