Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 14/05/2025(Dick Button voice: “absolutely unnecessary and uncalled for.”) 000
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Hey NBC! If you’re going to be doing nonstop coverage of Ilia from now until Milano-Cortina, can you please for the love of god brief your hosts on how to pronounce his name? The number of times I’ve heard it botched on major networks is shocking. Is it just me or is this completely unprofessional? 100
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 03/04/2025This is what I’m trying to figure out! I thought posting on here was a good place to start. 010
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 02/04/2025We NEED a Cabaret program for Orihara and Pirinen: starts with “Willkommen” (Juho shines) then transitions to “Don’t Tell Mama” (Yuka’s turn to shine) then “The Money Song” (both shine) then back to “Willkommen” for character step and end of program!!! It’s not a want it’s a need! #figureskating 2100
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 02/04/2025XL @scoreography.show is exactly what I need to get me through my post- #WorldFigure slump! 🙏🏻🥹⛸️ 021
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 31/03/2025THIS should be the thumbnail for the YouTube video. Not…whatever they chose 🙈 000
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 31/03/2025Text I received from my boyfriend while watching Conti & Macii’s gala performance 🤣⛸️ #WorldFigure 010
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Alisa Efimova is a STAR!!! 🌟 #FourContsFigure 010
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Me, a vegan: “looks like they would have good options for me!” 😅 000
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Hey, Stephen Colbert! This is painfully unfunny and unoriginal. You’ve been making the same tired vegan jokes since the 2000s. Are you okay? #vegan #stephencolbert #thelateshow 010
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Aww, thank you so much!! I really appreciate that. And yes, the knife-blade-shoe sport is more exciting than ever! With the Winter Olympics coming up next year it’s a great time to get involved 😊⛸️ 000
Reposted by Totally ForkableAriel @arieltypes.bsky.social · 13/12/2024But @totallyforkable.bsky.social is so right; disdain toward vegans is practically one of the stepping stones on the vegan journey. 151
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I appreciate how quickly you get your content out after events—I know it can’t be easy! 👏🏻🙏🏻 010
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Guignard/Fabbri robot program has come a long way, but one small change I think would help: adding back the “My name is Charlene/Marco” intros and a generic robot voice saying something like “program to: Love.” It would inject some needed personality and seal the story. #GPFinal #GPFigure 010
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 07/12/2024With L/L, in my opinion, the whole program ends up feeling a bit “one note” because of it (the one note being: musically-driven iNtEnSiTy) 000
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 07/12/2024One of my issues with Lajoie/Lagha’s FD is I think the music has an emotional build way too early into the program, like within the first 30 seconds. Compare to Yuma’s Sound of Silence where we are made to wait so long for the build that it really pays off. #GPFigure #GPFinal 130
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Sobbing for Amber!!! 😭 She must have done some serious relaxation techniques between the warmup, where she looked like she was going to puke from nerves, to her performance, where she skated onto the ice glowing with confidence 🙌🏻 #GPFinal #GPFigure 030
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I can’t get over how spectacular Fear & Gibson’s costumes are. The brownish-plum/purple hue that changes depending on the light, the matching plum lining under her skirt/inside his jacket. Some of the best ice dance costumes I’ve ever seen. #GPFinal #FearGibson 120
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 07/12/2024PLS why did they have to cut in at this EXACT moment?! 😭 #GPFigure #GPFinal 010
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I’m about to start a change.org petition I’m not kidding. Missing the most delightful part of Kevin’s step sequence because some cameraman decided to do a close-up of his HEAD was the final straw.change.orgThe world’s platform for changeChange.org is the world’s largest petition platform, using technology to empower more than 200 million users to create the change they want to see. 110
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 07/12/2024WE NEED SOMEONE ON THE GROUND AT #GPFinal TO INTERVENE! PLEASE tell the camera operators that this is the ONLY type of shot we need. We need to see the skaters’ whole bodies with a little space around them. We do NOT need close-ups and we do not need shots simulating watching from the last row!!! 381
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I all but put myself in a sensory deprivation chamber to avoid spoilers when I’m not caught up. I think OP can manage not opening social media on their phone for a few hours 🤷🏻♀️ 000
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Ok I was wondering the same thing! Every time she came on screen I was like 😡😤 (sorry to whomever that is if it isn’t her tho 🫶🏻) 110
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 07/12/2024My boyfriend referred to G/P as “Piper & Fall” & I am NOT okay 😭🫠 #GPFigure #GPFinal 032
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Enjoying some (vegan) chicken tendies & fries while catching up on #GPFinal #GPFigure in honor of @rockerskating.com 050
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 06/12/2024How do we get this in front of the right people?! 😭 000
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Enjoy. It’s hilariously unhinged as always! 010
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 27/11/2024“Let’s start drug testing the choreographers” -Adam Rippon on #TheRunthrough 😂🫠 131
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Oh that makes sense. I was mistakenly looking at last year’s dates! 000
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 27/11/2024I guess this means he is sitting out French nationals too? If so, hopefully he eases back into training after the 3 weeks! 000
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Another “no feather-feathery” costume! In a previous post I shouted out Sarah Everhardt’s, and this time I’m shouting out JunHwan Cha’s! I love the shredded fabric “feathery” effect, the layering and the overall billowy-ness. Another gorgeous figure skating costume made without harming birds! 👏🏻🦚 120
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Wow. Will be disappointing not to see him but I feel relieved for him to have some time to recover. Look forward to seeing him again in more “Adam” form. Thrilled for Shaidorov! 000
Reposted by Totally ForkableBen Horst (bluecheck.jpg) @moriamarmalade.bsky.social · 25/11/2024I saw this meme on the Totally Forkable YouTube channel. She didn't make it, but I thought I'd give credit. 151
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Thank you Ben! Original credit goes to @reductress.bsky.social. Just brilliant stuff 🤌🏻🙌🏻 010
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I’ll never forget watching Kevin’s short program at SkAm. I was squealing with delight, giggling, and crying 😂 010
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I did the same! I am so stupidly superstitious. I didn’t pick her last time and she won so I did the same again this time 😅 000
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Wow! So they’re paying attention to the feedback. I like them. More sleek/sexy and still robot-esque. 020
Reposted by Totally Forkable🥟 @bingdwendwen.bsky.social · 17/11/2024taschlers with the split curve lift + catch foot OFT sequence, just amazing flow 🌊 #finlandiatrophy #gpfigure 04616
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I was ready to not like it because of my dislike of tangos, but they won me over! 000
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I love the creative cutting that gives the illusion of feathers on Sarah Everhardt’s costume. As someone who loves skating and cares about animals, the use of feathers in skating costumes bothers me. A cruelty-free “Firebird”—bravo to the designer! 🔥🐦🔥🙏🏻 #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure 📸 Yuan Tian 0110
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I realized today I might get to see this program at Boston Worlds and it made me so happy! 🥹🫶🏻 120
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Orihara and Pirinen are spectacular. They excite and captivate every single time. I could watch their Chorus Line over and over! #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure 180
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 17/11/2024I have not been a huge ZingNik fan in the past (mostly because of their programs) but am completely captivated by this free dance. Can’t stop thinking about it. Love seeing a softer, more romantic side, the modern dance influence and intensity #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure 060
Totally Forkable @totallyforkable.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Piper showed her strength in a big way today at #FinlandiaTropy —staying upright when Paul essentially fell at her feet and finishing the program with a seemingly unfazed commitment to the performance. Really impressed #GPFigure 040
