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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch

@totallydonna.kitrocha.com
5.3K followers 339 following 4.7K posts

The Donna half of Kit Rocha. Repped by @seyitsme of NYLA. PRINCE OF STORMS, now available from Montlake! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!! She/her.

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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 05/09/2026
I kinda failed to document the rest of the steps, but... She's finished! The new nest box area is fully outfitted and installed in the coop. Now to see if the ladies take to it!
A purple table with floral curtains and wooden nest boxes, along with a perch along the bottom frontA purple table with floral curtains and wooden nest boxes, along with a perch along the bottom front
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 02/09/2026
I'm currently working my the next project for the chicken coop: a proper nest box setup. I bought a $10 coffee table from a guy on FB Marketplace, and my plan has been to sand & paint it, then outfit it with a rod for nest box curtains. Step one complete!
A freshly painted light purple coffee table sitting on some old plywood.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 02/09/2026
If you'd like a sneak peek of my costume, here it is:
A black top hat with a spray of black lace on the back.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 02/09/2026
It's true. They pick up the choicest bits and chase each other around, trying to claim them.
Thirteen chickens of varying black, blue, and white colors, in a run full of pine bedding, eating cucumbers off black trays and definitely not sharing with me
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 29/08/2026
Also got two more eggs this afternoon. So that's seven today!
A white lady hand holding two light brown eggs in the sunlight coming through a chicken coop's hardware cloth window
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 29/08/2026
Bagel payment!
A dozen light brown eggs nestled into a clear plastic container on some white paper towels
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 29/08/2026
Time to get the compost from this bin sifted and ready to go!
A wood and wire bin with a shovel and a bit of very composty compost
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 15/08/2026
It's true. Come on, French Fry. Mama needs her breakfast tacos.
A blue sex-link pullet with gray laced feathers and a bright red comb, checking out a white plastic nest box with some wooden training eggs inside.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 05/08/2026
...so things are escalating.
Now there are five chickens enjoying my compost bin. Of course, most of the compost is now on the ground, but hey
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 03/08/2026
This little lady was helping to aerate my compost bin today.
A chicken that looks like a legbar cross digging in an open sided compost bin
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 02/08/2026
These are not my chickens. And I don't have a duck.
Five chickens of various colors and breeds, hanging out in some brush. There is also a white duck.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 09/07/2026
Good night from my little flock of raptors!
Fifteen chickens clustered on and around two parallel seven-foot roosts over a platform. There is a ramp up to the roosts, and the coop walls are white. A small automatic pop door is located under the roosting platform.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 28/06/2026
The ladies are happy today.
Eight chickens of various colors clustered around a pink waterer with blue cups
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 23/06/2026
The ladies are getting accustomed to their new home. Time to get cracking on the run! They will have a 10x20 foot metal frame covered with hardware cloth and a tarp for shade. And toys!
A bunch of young pullets in a coop with straw bedding, toys, and many treats to find
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 06/06/2026
The trim needs some touchups, but it's just about time to build roosts and cut & build the pop door!
An 8x12 shed, painted light purple with white trim on the door, windows, and edges
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 02/06/2026
Y'all, stop snotting about why Americans don't hang their laundry to dry, since it's summer and our clothes-drying weather is so wonderful. It's been like this for over a week--at 90 degrees! My clothes would not be dry, though they might be perfectly poached.
This screenshot from my weather app tells the grave tale of ONE HUNDRED PERCENT HUMIDITY, accompanied by the cursed words "similar to yesterday."
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 30/05/2026
While Bree is working in her garden, I'm going to be doing a shed-to-coop conversion! A semi-retired gentleman built my last coop, and there were certain things I always wished were a bit different. So this is my chance to set it up exactly the way I want it!
An 8'x12' garden shed with a wide door and two windows. It has brown siding and a white metal roof. It's sitting in front of what looks like a national forest, but is just my backyard.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 05/05/2026
The compost is looking very nice!
That same red bucket, filled with broken down compost. There are tiny bits of eggshells in the compost, but that's okay.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 05/05/2026
It's been a full-on WORK DAY over here today. Bunch of yard work, including cutting saplings and grubbing roots, because we live in the WOODS woods. Also sifted five gallons of ready compost for @mostlybree.kitrocha.com's garden. But first I had to build a sift screen.
A red five-gallon bucket with a sift screen sitting on the top. The screen is black hardware cloth in a simple, kinda slapdash wooden frame. A red feed scoop is also sitting on the ground next to it.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 27/04/2026
This is my face rn. Pink hair, green sweatshirt, and a "bitch, please" expression
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 17/04/2026
Hey, if you ever decide to raise chickens, please don't follow this person's ignorant advice. If a chick's vent pastes over and you don't remove the obstruction, it will die.
An ignorant person saying "understandably, in this case, please leave the baby chicks private parts alone..."
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 17/04/2026
The baby chicks are doing well. Watching two of the sixteen carefully right now because they're trying to develop pasty butt on me. Pro tip: every baby, no matter what species, gets big mad when you try to clean its butt.
Nine baby chicks (black, black and smoke gray, and yellow) clustered around a gravity feeder in a cardboard brooder. The other seven are warming themselves under the brooder plate.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 08/04/2026
I did, indeed, do this today. Enjoy looking at this cute chick feeder.
A circular plastic chick feeder. The bottle is clear pink plastic, and the base is white with colorful fruits and veggie illustrations on it.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 26/03/2026
It was about this guy, so 😂
A Warhammer 40k character named Magnus the Red who has big titty horns for some reason
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 18/02/2026
Hello? Yes, I'd like to report a murder.
"In future films, Fennell would do better to stray from class politics and focus on what she knows best: revenge, debasement, and transgression, if substantiated by more than just glittering, empty provocation."
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 07/02/2026
With permission:
This is a three year old AFAB kid in a flowered dress with the absolute longest brown pigtails you have ever seen. They are sitting on a park bench and looking up at the sky.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 02/02/2026
This is who runs this account.
A tiny one-month-old baby with pudgy cheeks and awesome hair pulled up in a little pink ribbon. This baby is cranky and ready to throw hands.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 26/01/2026
A 50 year old white lady in a purple shirt with pink hair, taking a selfie in a bathroom mirror
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 22/01/2026
My husband just sent me a picture from the other room. It's my gecko, looking like he's posing for some OnlyFans content. (Don't tell me this gecko is AFAB, I already know AND NOW WE ALL DO LOL)
A small green created gecko, hanging from a vine, cloaca ALL KINDS OF OUT
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 25/12/2025
I saw this post... ...while I was playing the Long Dark. 😂 (Also, my half is almost 2084 hours.)
Steam screencap showing the Long Dark header, plus my play time of 2083.8 hours
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 16/12/2025
Hydromassage is the GOAT.
50 year old woman with black framed glasses and bright pink hair, lying on a massage bed in a white muscle tank. She is regretting some of her life choices.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 14/12/2025
My gecko is adorable.
A mottled green crested gecko peeking out of a fake log. He is the cutest thing ever.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 18/11/2025
GUYS 🤨
The inside of my fridge, with a frozen turkey the size of a toddler wedged in among the leftovers and guacamole
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 08/10/2025
Literally going through and blocking everyone who liked this statement in addition to the poster.
THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE

georgiamushroom.bsky.social
‪@georgiamushroom.bsky.social‬

No he has the right idea. These single issue advocacy groups lost us a win. Trans rights and LGBTQ issues are important but not important enough to the voters. Dems have to get the message back towards center to win and thats what newsom is doing. Change can be effective after we control government.

October 8, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 04/10/2025
At a protest in my kid's tiny college town in Alabama. ROCK ON!
A protest sign that says NO FELONS NO IMMUNITY NO KINGS
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 30/09/2025
...
A cap of my ATLAS page from my Steam library indicating that I have played for 1756.4 hours
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 30/09/2025
🫥
A cap of The Long Dark's page in my Steam library, showing...2101.4 hours played.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 07/09/2025
I am feeling much better. Breathing is great, just very tired and a bit shaky. Still popping the faintest positive, so still in ISOLATION.
A white hand holding a faintly positive COVID test above a royal blue velour blanket
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 03/09/2025
People sometimes give me side eye for COVID testing every time I feel a bit off. Like it's a waste of money. Welp, fellas. Joke's on you this time. I got got.
A white hand holding two EXTREMELY POSITIVE COVID tests above a deep blue velour blanket
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 28/08/2025
Did I just follow someone solely based on their display name? Yes, I am chaotic that way, thank you.
This person's Bluesky display name is "Dick Hallorann's tasteful black velvet nudes." SAY LESS, INSTANT FOLLOW
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 25/08/2025
Have a little before and after of the consumption process. 😂
An open Mylar bag containing freeze dried chunks of pasta and meat sauceThe same Mylar bag after I demolished that pasta
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 07/08/2025
Drop an old person that you're going to turn into in the future.
Shirley McLaine as Ousier Boudreaux from Steel Magnolias.

A cranky white-haired older lady in pearls, a fancy brooch, and what is definitely not a fake fur coat. Don't worry, mine will be totally fake.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 20/07/2025
Just snagged one of these on clearance because yep.
Pink and purple abstract design halter longline bikini top
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 30/06/2025
$14,535 per month at Walgreens with a GoodRX coupon. Yay?
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 12/06/2025
I am in the gayest exam room ever right now, and I love it.
A painting of the Golden Girls bathed in a rainbow spilling from a disco ball.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 31/05/2025
Tired old lady with short gray hair in a blue shirt, sitting in a car, but damn if she isn't excited about this
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 18/05/2025
Good news: power is back! Bad news: Alabama Power is currently mounting a coverup of the BURNING LINE, for some reason. *cue Mark Snow's X-Files theme*
Cap of an email the power company sent to me, insisting that the cause of my outage was a WEATHER RELATED TREE INCIDENT. Not, uhm, the line being on fire.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 10/05/2025
This right here is like $30 and some paint.
A large desk and small side table. Both have been painted bright coral. The small table has spring green legs.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 26/04/2025
We don't mow our front yard, and it starts looking especially wild (complimentary) this time of year.
A tree wrapped in blooming honeysuckle vines, with yellow and white blossoms, surrounded by wild grass and brush growth.
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Cranky Professional Organizer Bitch @totallydonna.kitrocha.com · 25/03/2025
This is a screenshot of our ms, with a line that says, HE WILL CRADLE HER HEAD AND MAKE SIGNIFICANT EYE CONTACT WITH ALEKSI, LIKE "WELL WHAT DO WE DO NOW, DIPLOMAT MAN???"
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