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Torpo

@torpidtypist.bsky.social
126 followers 120 following 449 posts

Shitposter and slime extraordinaire. Pitiful creature born from a sea of salt. Also streams from time to time I guess. Streams: twitch.tv/torpidtypist

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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You should call them.
A bench that in faded text says "Dry Foot Jobs 4 Life".
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Time moves on but the yearning remains.
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So I got suspended for a whole week for my first ever suspension because Twitch thinks this is sharing pornography:
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Bull fucking shit.
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So upon further review my best guess is their AI tools or something flagged the dumb statue bit.
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Guess who got a nonsense 7 day suspension for a dumb joke title? THIS GUY!
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There's something truly magical about the fact that the blonde's voice actress is the current VA for Tails of Sonic the Hedgehog fame. Clip from Chainsmoker Cat
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Time to get back to fixing the foulest vibes we've ever seen in Kowloon's Gate! www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The search continues
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Another day passes and I still have yet to find the fabled lifetime supply of dry foot jobs. The search continues.
Graffiti on a bike path bench says "dry foot jobs 4 life".
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Time to get back to getting lost in the claustrophobic streets of Kowloon in Kowloon's Gate! www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Starting a bit late because errands ran over, but it's time to play a game I've been chomping at the bit to play for a while. Courtesy of Hilltop's crew it's Kowloon's Gate! www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
So last night I took some sleep aids and while waiting for them to kick in I was like "maybe I should work more on writing." I briefly passed out at the keyboard, woke up long enough to turn off my computer and went to bed. Earlier when I went to work on it more I found exactly when I fell asleep.
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Code Vein II's early start has begun and it's once again time to sic a gyaru on this goth hellscape.
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I made an edit of an edit regarding tonight's Limbus drop:
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
A man after my own heart.
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
And here's the edit for freaks:
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I also have some other edits that I couldn't or didn't post:
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Blessed be to ancient fansites with kinda terrible interviews my beloved. Thank you anyone who decides to keep them running 20 or more years later. You all are beautiful. Like look at this beautiful line:
A screenshot saying "This site was designed and tested using Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0"
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Oopsies I definitely didn't lost track of time at all. Time to get back to the joys of over symbolism because subtext is for cowards with SILENT HILL ƒ! www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
It's been a hot minute since I last streamed but I figured why not just get back at it today with our return to INFRA! www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
A little late to the party but enjoy
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Dude's pretty famous. Been in a lot of stuff as a stunt mam before becoming a coordinator. He was pretty famously Kurt Russel's double for 25 years and for Escape from New York and there's this old shot of them:
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
How I feel when people compliment me and feed my ego (courtesy of Urban Myth Dissolution Center).
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Just reminds me of Jill Stingray's slut shirt from VA-11 Hall-A
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I was playing Hades II and chatting about it with a friend and I felt inspired.
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Me anytime I'm even slightly inconvenienced in a game (courtesy of May I Ask for One Final Thing?):
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
It's time to get back to fixing anything and everything because we're apparently the only one who can in INFRA! www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Mörkö my beloved.
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Sometimes the Nubby gods giveth
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Don Quixote out there putting the work in.
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Having now beat low rank, all I can say is God the plot was bland. Despite all the pomp and circumstance it was a very by the books MonHun plot. Like to be fair it's super hard to deviate from that given how these games work, but like man for something that took center stage it sure was nothing.
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Do all dentists need to sign a pact or contract with the tooth fairy to get properly licensed?
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I just wanna talk.
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Honestly I haven't found a survivors game/clone that hits quite the same as the original, Vampire Survivors. It just feels great and isn't afraid to let you feel powerful and also be the purest chaos. Flashing lights aside, when the run comes together it just feels fantastic.
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
I really should start setting up my follows here but sweet jesus that's a pain and I struggle to care...
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
It's time again for things to go well at the very normal mansion in Kuon! www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
I shouldn't be allowed to use Krita anymore.
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Thank you for reminding me this can do video now. Unfortunately, I've been reminded I can upload video here now...
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Torpo @torpidtypist.bsky.social · 19/10/2023
To celebrate my return/finishing my Mega Man goal/ getting 600 followers I figured fuck it I’ll do the thing I’d been wanting to do: play Mega Man 8 and Mega Man X4 back to back. My favorites. That said never let Torpo near image editing software.
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