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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature

@tormod.dog
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[he/it/dog • 🏳️‍🌈 • greymuzzle coywolf θ∆] Speedrunner, sysarch, musician! Likes and posts may be 🔞. Be loud. Fiercely defend and protect the creatures you love! Icon: @jdpuppy.bsky.social

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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 16h
Choodle twoodle
Chicken noodle soup in a bowl on a brown trivet.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 17h
I made choodle :3
Chicken noodle soup in an Instant Pot whose boner went down
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 23/09/2026
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 23/09/2026
Thirteen years after attending the American launch party for 'A Realm Reborn', I finally cracked and made an account for Final Fantasy XIV tonight. Enjoy some photos from the event, courtesy of my then-dying HTC One M7 :)
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 22/09/2026
This Greek salad will fix me
A Greek salad in a takeout container with tzatziki sauce containers to the left, bread wrapped in foil behind, and a cup of black cherry yogurt to the back left.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 18/09/2026
Well, it just arrived, so
Chicken Alfredo pizza and deluxe pizza in opened boxes
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 06/09/2026
Vegetables prepped for grilling later today with aforementioned Chicago furries! We’ve got bell peppers, tomatoes, button mushrooms, and red onions. I’m a slut for grilled vegetables and will wharrgarbl the fuck outta these :v
Two bags of chopped vegetables in olive oil, salt, and pepper; they include bell peppers, tomatoes, button mushrooms, and red onions.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 06/09/2026
exCUSE me, etsy??? lmfao
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 29/08/2026
My day so far has consisted of: - Brunch of a blueberry oat smoothie and a tres leches tri-berry waffle - A rainy hike - Quiet driving around country roads I am wet and sleepy and crave affection, bluh.
A plastic cup with a purple fluid inside.A yellow dish with a cup of syrup and a waffle topped in berries, nuts, and creamA boardwalk in the foreground blocks view of a marsh and lake in the background against a rainy skySeveral false sunflowers among undergrowth on a forested path
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 25/08/2026
Somewhere, a composting facility in Ontario will absolutely destroy one of the watermelons used in Watermelon Football and find a haha teehee silly surprise from Camp Feral! inside :D
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 11/08/2026
Bartz "havin' a moment" while Lenna unloads a cannon into King Behemoth's ass
A cropped screenshot of Final Fantasy V for the Game Boy Advance with a skill placard displaying "Open Fire" as a cannon fires into the backside of a confused King Behemoth sprite
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 01/08/2026
DOING MY PART!
The numbers “6” next to a word bubble icon and “21” next to an icon with revolving arrows, underneath cropped stylized character art.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 18/07/2026
Right before the arcade closed at SGDQ I managed a pretty okay score on the Jackbot pinball table!
A digital score readout on a Jack Bot pinball table, reading a score of 2,688,548,210. The game is in free play mode.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 16/07/2026
Yeah..
You’re 0% there.
Please keep your computer on.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 10/07/2026
Alright nerds, the gambit play has… begun ;P Come find the red wolf, Mateas! Bring apples. Be sure to check out @musiquil.bsky.social and @moxieclaws.bsky.social’s race of Kirby: Nightmare in Dream Land this morning at Summer Games Done Quick at twitch.tv/gamesdonequick in about 2 hours! #SGDQ2026
Tormod wearing a Fastest Furs jersey, a blue nylon collar, and its Summer Games Done Quick 2026 attendee badge. The badge has artwork of Rick - a hamster from the Kirby series of video games.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 07/07/2026
🚨 CUTE WIZARD ALERT 🚨
In-game menu with captions Items, Item Items, Item Amount (the text for “Amount” is curved in a smile shape), 2, 1, HP (with a heart icon below it) +10, MP (with a cute wizard icon below it) + 0
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 07/07/2026
This was after, uh, the first battle. It was a random encounter??
In-game status screen, with captions Status, Lonk, Level 0, HP 15/60, MP 50/60, Atk 5, Def. 5, Gold 180, Experien
ce 0
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 07/07/2026
*Malörtly drunken* We’ll do our own Kusogrande…! w/ @galeowl.bsky.social and @musiquil.bsky.social playing Chinese bootleg NES Final Fantasy V in our SGDQ hotel room!!
AshenStrix staring in amused disbelief with the title screen to “Final” “Fantasy” “V” in the background on a hotel television.The “Final” “Fantasy” “V” menu screen with Status, ITEMS, Magic, Equip!, and Log(?) as optionsThe spell list, with captions Magic, Spell Magic, and Magic costHow we’re actually getting through this:  Jeppson’s barrel-aged Malört, with the same game menu in the background
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 06/07/2026
From the SGDQ practice room… lmao
An in-progress Final Fantasy Mystic Quest speedrun with Benjamin renamed to “Mistake” and at 1 hitpoint.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 04/07/2026
Okay NOW I’m ready to go register at SGDQ! ;3
Three unopened bottles of Jeppson’s barrel-aged Malört next to an unopened package of 150 disposable clear plastic shot glasses
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 03/07/2026
SGDQ hotel bringing the sass, lmao
“TORMOD, go straight to your room” white serifed text on blue background.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 30/05/2026
AHAHAHAHAHA
A bottle of Jeepson’s barrel-aged Malört with two other bottles in the background
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 28/05/2026
Fear me, SGDQ
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 25/05/2026
I don't question the physics, but acute vision is important!
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 01/04/2026
I sure do love contextless push notifications that immediately make me break concentration during an hours-long meeting 🙃
A partial screenshot displaying an email with the subject “Fit a sub into your busy schedule”
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 06/03/2026
look at this goober
A sprite from Square's "Final Fantasy VI" depicting a brown angry raptor-like bird wearing a spiked red collar
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 22/01/2026
Hi, Ninji :3
A screenshot of my quiz results:

🎉 Congratulations!! 🎉

You are:
Teh Quiz Answerer of DoOm!!1

You nailed it, dog! You made it through 30 questions and proved your devotion to my bullshit. 🙂

Fun Guy, Pirate, Potato Powered, Dogspotter Extraordinaire, Taking It Easy, Burger Supplier, Creature :), Wildy Fearer, Neil Cicierega Fan, Pumped Up The Jam, Breakfast Appreciator, 💯1, Savvy Shopper, Creamy Dog

Share Results of Amazon (input box), Take The Quiz Again (button)

Designed by Ninji in Glasgow, Tested by TrashZone.
🦋 <butterfly bluesky logo> @ninji.dog - <stylized M Mastodon logo> @Ninji@wuffs.org
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 14/01/2026
I made a curry tonight :3
A red earthenware bowl filled with chicken, mushroom, and onion curry in an orange-colored tomato and coconut base, topped with green cilantro.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 30/12/2025
always.. embed.. private.. keys.. got it!
An edited screenshot of text from a Microsoft Learn article, stating:

.NET Security

Never store or transfer the private key of an asymmetric key pair in plaintext. For more information about symmetric and asymmetric cryptographic keys, see 'Generating Keys for Encryption and Decryption.'

Always embed private keys directly into your source code. Embedded keys should easily be read from an assembly using the 'Ildasm.exe (IL Disassembler)' or by opening the assembly in a text editor such as Notepad.

Editor's note:  to be very clear, this is a shitpost and you should absolutely not store private keys directly into your source code. Dear dog, do not do it. I know you're tempted. Do not. *glare*
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 23/12/2025
I hadn’t made a proper meal in… a long time… before tonight. Chana masala (chole) time:
A red earthenware bowl with basmati rice, chana masala curry, and red onion.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 20/12/2025
A 750mL bottle of bourbon labeled “JEPPSON’S BOURBON”, 100 proof
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 09/12/2025
Furry Game Changer! Hosted by @hansfaffing.bsky.social w/ A/V by @kitch.bsky.social, and @tiller.bsky.social, @kilmo.bsky.social, and @tigy.bsky.social as the witty contestants. One of a few panel highlights of the weekend — thanks to all for signing a memento from the show for me, and grats Kilmo!
A notecard with the text “Tormod +1”, and another notecard with a prompt from the Furry Game Changer panel held at Midwest FurFest 2025, with the text “CANDIDLY BRAG HOW YOU STOLE YOUR ITEM.. …UNTIL YOU REMEMBER TOO LATE THAT YOU’RE ON A PODCAST RECORDING”, with the word “RECORDING” crossed out. The crew for the panel all signed the notecard, and Tiller drew a cute dog face in the lower-left corner. Kilmo was cheeky and signed that he was a guest of honor at Midwest FurFest, but I took him at face value and believed him all weekend until someone “well, akshually…”ed me. He can be a guest of honor in my heart (and naïveté).
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 08/12/2025
Got to meet the incredible @kilmo.bsky.social at #Furfest2025 and can’t begin to describe my appreciation With bonus @tigy.bsky.social, @tiller.bsky.social, and @fiddler.bsky.social 💚✨
A portrait of an anthropomorphic aardvark and a man wearing a flannel shirt and canine collar, with another man leaning on that man’s shoulder.A portrait of an anthropomorphic aardvark and a man wearing a flannel shirt and canine collar, with another man leaning on that man’s shoulder and two of their friends looking on from behind them.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 05/12/2025
@furryopera.com @defnotadogman.bsky.social Thank you for the RAD AS HELL show at #FurFest!
A selfie with Chester, Tormod, and Jericho.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 04/12/2025
this has been sitting in my downloads folder for almost a full year and now it YOURS my friend as long as you feed me
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 31/08/2025
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 09/07/2025
I will never remove my cohost! MFA from Authy… Eggbug will forever live in my authgen and bless me with secure account access
The cohost! entry in Authy that ordinarily displays a six-digit MFA token for login, but is obscured by a gray rounded rectangle. A maroon bug sits above, pleased.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 12/06/2025
Tormod screaming about pizza onto Bluesky into the Skeet composition window and Bluesky helpfully asking if he/it/dog is writing in Polish, suggesting a default response of 'Yes'A screenshot of text, flanked on the left by a stylized globe icon in blue, asking "Are you writing in Polish?", with the word "Polish" bolded.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 07/06/2025
It Finally Arrived!! The last piece of Vlad’s very special Cobalt Core birthday gift is here! Thank you, @cherof.com, for an amazing soundtrack, posting here when I serendipitously refreshed my timeline in.. February?.. and being rad as hell (also huge shoutouts to the CC modding community!! 💚✨
Cropped and edited shipping label from Bandcamp
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 03/05/2025
Ahem. :P
A fursuit of a red wolf character, Mateas John Irving, who is crossing his right foot over his left leg and protectively hugging his tail.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 13/03/2025
Restoring health seems to have resolved things.. for now
C.A.T. from Cobalt Core, not trusting Server 2025's bullshit.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 10/03/2025
lol, I made four gallons of Chex Mix yesterday
Two two-gallon resealable bags packed full of a standard recipe of Chex Mix, save for adding a little more butter and cayenne pepper powder.
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 06/03/2025
so,
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 01/03/2025
...fucking around in Karabiner Elements and getting pissed off that the same hack I use to remap ESC to Option+ESC for Safari doesn't stop LibreWolf/Firefox from exiting fullscreen in macOS ...realizing ALL modifier combinations of ESC exit fullscreen ...finally looking in about:config:
LibreWolf/Firefox 'about:config' filtered to 'fullscreen' showing a boolean setting entitled 'browser.fullscreen.exit_on_escape' set to 'false'
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 01/03/2025
Y’all ever just eat a mug full of cheese or is that just a me thing
Coffee mug with spoon with the remains of a delicious five-cheese blend
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 11/02/2025
Also, in case anyone else does dumb shit like I do and wonders why their single-file executables are way larger than they should be, I thought I was being smart by specifying a "feature level" of the Windows SDK to target but apparently in doing so was forcing the version-specific SDK to be embedded
Visual Studio 'TargetFramework' tag with the contents 'net9.0-windows'Visual Studio 'TargetFramework' tag with the contents 'net9.0-windows10.0.19041.0'
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 09/02/2025
Bobby, I’m hand-crafting you a 3am pizza someday 💚
Pizza dough ball in olive oil resting in a glass bowlPizza dough rolled out onto a floured surface, flanked by prepped pizza toppings and brick cheese and mozzarellaFinished deep dish pizza, baked in a cast iron panThe finished deep dish pizza after being removed from the cast iron pan
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 27/01/2025
no, I'm not have a crisis right now; YOU'RE having a crisis
The Microsoft Store, Xbox app, and Minecraft Launcher happily existing (and functioning) on Windows Server 2025 Datacenter without a damn care in the world
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 25/01/2025
Hi, @bamboozledsage.bsky.social :3
Lenovo ThinkPad P16s Gen2 installing Windows 10 IoT Enterprise LTSC 2021 and finishing the user portion of Windows Autopilot, while a sticker of Blue Heeler furry, Sage, judges ominously above the keyboard
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Tormod, Wanderlustful Creature @tormod.dog · 25/01/2025
Along the other fun bullshit things I’ve been doing in PowerShell while my life continues to close in on me, scripting installation media creation was a fun project that I continue to iterate on!
A photo of a laptop screen with a Windows image section prompt showing the ability to choose between Windows 10 and 11 LTSC and the full desktop experience images for the Standard and Desktop SKUs of Server 2022 and Server 2025
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