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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 7h
It's really a form of human sacrifice, if you think about it.
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Now look what you made me do!
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Laurel and Hardy: Another Fine Mess
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Just like Mister Chekov's gun
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Star Trek's Chekov's Evil Smile
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh that Trump! He's just a wily old scamp he is!
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
In group therapy, I used to help my psych patients roll up cigarettes because of their tremors
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Smash Super Smash Bros
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Lev Mirov @thelionmachine.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If your chocolate does not promise it was made with basic minimum labor standards authenticated by an outside agency, it was made using unfree labor and child workers. This is just how the chocolate empires work. It is how cocoa is grown and harvested. But sometimes it's also the manufacturing! 🤬
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Ann LeBlanc @robotleblanc.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
friday is for kafkaposting
tumblr post poem by kleinergeist

I don't care if Monday's stressed
Tuesday, Wednesday, Kafkaesque
Thursday, feeling like a pest
It's Friday, I'm a bug
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Daryl Hannah & Tom Hanks: Splash Scene
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is anyone surprised?
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I played keyboards for Ray Muon and the Censors back in '97
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e-mart @emarten.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vic Bergers super cut is Jim Bakker is sublime youtu.be/sw3_5AaWBlY?...
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THE ABSOLUTE VERY BEST OF REV. JIM BAKKER
YouTube video by Vic Berger
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Perfecto
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hating on California just plays to his base. It's no deeper than that
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They want him to wrap those twenty- four inch pythons around your neck, brother!!
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These are the voters who follow The Bulwark, MS Now, and Pod Save America, and think the Democrats are too woke for most of the country. They'll vote for Rahm in a heartbeat in the primary.
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
They think gay men are gay because they "want to be women, otherwise why would they talk like women?" They think lesbian women "are all on male hormones, that's why they look like men." They think "Mexicans need to stop having so goddamn many children." They are rabid, staunch Democrats.
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My blue MAGA parents just so desperately want things to go back to "normal," and they can't accept that ain't gonna happen. They love Rahm, James Carville, Ezra Klein, and (God help me) Bill Maher. They're elderly blue dog democrats, and they can't understand the modern world.
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wherefore dost thou hayt free speech?
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Every one of those injured vets will vote Republican, I guarantee it.
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J.M. Hamilton @jmhamiltonblog.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@socalleslie.bsky.social
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Ody @odeecs.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We need to collectively admit that tech journalists are just as responsible for our current hellhole as political journalists, and for the same reason: they forsook actual investigative critique for "access," turning themselves from speakers-of-truth-to-power into fawning glaze-cronies for assholes.
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Caesar Part Two
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Two Peas in a Pod
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really miss the 2010s' fat bear culture. Those were some heady times.
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was fortunate enough to be alive during the good years, even though I was too young to appreciate it.
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For my blue maga parents, it's a combination of #2, and a fervent wish for things to go back to "normal."
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I won't believe it until the election results are in. *fingers crossed*
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Even for a million dollars? Because those fuckers are just doing it for the bag
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He was put on Earth by God to save America herself (apparently)
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Nearly all" of the writers should be straight, white men. It's just the natural order of things as God himself intended. Or so thinks 'ol Bret
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Her dress is black and gold. Idk what you see.
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Then comes Dom December
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think her dress is black and gold, idk what you see.
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trump likes winners, and scornes losers.
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They were doing a fine job reshaping the media to Trump's ballsack for the past decade.
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Fox News has them afraid to admit living in Chicagoland. It's like admitting you live in Tehran.
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No they won't. Are you insane?
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Right there witchoo
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AIPAC. simple.
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Doctors and scientists need to do more women-specific researsh, true, but that's a super weird tiktok-ified presentation. IG "green glasses" filter? Mouse studies conflated with human ovaries? Why?
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The IG "glasses" filter? why? Mouse study? Huh?
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
These eyes have seen some sh!t
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Reminds me so much of "virtual reality," and the Metaverse. "It may be janky and stupid NOW, but we all going to be living there one day. "
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
BLACK HOLE WEEK! IT'S FINALLY HERE!
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Two words: Bill Kristol
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Ody @odeecs.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I don't suppose I have a choice in this, do I?
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Catboy
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Medicare covers exactly ZERO dental.
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Being a parent means never having to face consequences I guess?
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torgomatic.bsky.social @torgomatic.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Donald Glover as Troy Barnes: Wow Shocker
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