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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Attack of Temu Swamp Thing!
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shang-Chi Omega and the Legend of the Ten Greeks #SororityCinema
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Big Sister Trouble in Little China #SororityCinema
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Panhel or High Water #SororityCinema
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Rush...Rush, Sweet Charlotte #SororityCinema
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My Big Fat Greek Hazing #SororityCinema
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Postcards From the Pledge #SororityCinema
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Divine Nine to 5 #SororityCinema
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Trying to imagine the size of the cat that could produce such a hairball.
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Someone's got a bone to pick with the lifeguard.
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Squashed Caramel Apple #UnappealingFallFlavors
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Cinna-Monday Morning #UnappealingFallFlavors
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Runny Brown Butter #UnappealingFallFlavors
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pumpkin Sweet Potato #UnappealingFallFlavors
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Clove-n-hoof #UnappealingFallFlavors
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Flowers are #HiddenInMyAttic. Yep, nothing but flowers. No need to check.
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#RuinAJobInterviewIn4Words Being white isn't enough?
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#RuinAJobInterviewin4Words Well, I look sober.
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#RuinAJobInterviewIn4Words What a stupid question!
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"Hey, wake up. You're patio door is open. I'd have closed it myself, but I can't reach that high."
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
#CovenComplaints Can we talk about spells and not who's the cutest warlock?
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
#CovenComplaints If your coven uses FaceTime, you're not a real coven.
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
#MyFantasticOdyssey started the first day of summer.
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
#WhyIWorkBestAtNight Honestly, it takes a while to get a cauldron bubbling. It's not, "Simmer, simmer, toil and trouble", y'know.
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Cute Witch Stirring Cauldron
ALT: Cute Witch Stirring Cauldron
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#ImNotATreeHuggerBut nor am I an ash kisser.
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#ImNotATreeHuggerBut instead of being unwelcomed in the woods, I'm pretty poplar.
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#ImNotATreeHuggerBut that doesn't mean we can't at least shake palms.
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Well, at least they're not Toyman eyes.
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
#AwkwardTimeForFireworks After the will has been read, and Uncle Bob left his entire fortune to his much younger wife, who he met at a fireworks stand.
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
#AwkwardTimeForFireworks When commemorating the crew of the Challenger space shuttle.
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Space Shuttle Challenger explosion
ALT: Space Shuttle Challenger explosion
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
#AwkwardTimeForFireworks Right after landing that job as fire safety inspector.
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
#AwkwardTimeForFireworks Before or after cutting the umbilical cord, it's just an awkward time.
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Pictures of my dog are #InMyBookOfShadows
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
It's just me #InMyBookOfShadows, all alone and feeling blue.
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
#LTNScouldAlsoStandFor Loud Taiwanese Noodle Slurps
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
#LTNScouldAlsoStandFor' Lucy Tried Neutering Snoopy
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
#OOCcouldAlsoStandFor Ornery Old Cuss
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
#OOCcouldAlsoStandFor Opting Out! Ciao!
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
#OOCcouldAlsoStandFor Overwhelming Organic Chemistry
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
#OOCcouldAlsoStandFor Obtuse Orange Criminal
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Donald Trump Makes Funny Faces
ALT: Donald Trump Makes Funny Faces
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
#SharpPointyFangs What is: What would make mosquitoes worse?
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
#SharpPointyFangs, doin' fang thangs!
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I can just hear the editor arguing with the artist: "For goodness' sake! You already used enough pink on the sky, but you couldn't leave the bear's face alone?" "I want the mouth and teeth to be seen!" "It's supposed to be a brown bear! Bears don't shave their faces!"
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
#ANewComicBookWouldBe scrutinized by a multiverse of Comic Book Guys.
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a cartoon character holding a book titled peace
ALT: a cartoon character holding a book titled peace
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor Nuke Happy Idiot
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donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor Needs Heaven's Intervention
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor Nevada Hotel Inspector
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor Narcissism Hides Insecurity
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor Nasty Head Injury
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torgodog.bsky.social @torgodog.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#NHIcouldAlsoStandFor No Husbands Invited
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