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Jan Kees

@torbalan.bsky.social
180 followers 137 following 2.3K posts

I flow through the bits and bytes of the Internet like a naughty dolphin in the ocean.

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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 9h
Jihad propaganda cola sold in Sweden.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Time to burn Russia, period.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I told their support I have no problem proving my id with official Dutch services like DigiD or iDIN but no. It has to be with USA based id hoarding venture capital company sending your data to dozens of other companies ti run checks and then reporting everything to the USA federal agencies.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I paid Claude for subscription, they said nothing about verification until after I paid. Then suddenly asked to share selfie/mugshot and id with Persona. They run your data thru other companies and the feds. Meanwhile my profile and money are FROZEN until I give them what they want. This is ransom.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
То не го иска на всички, или е рандъм или по някви метрики решава че си подозрителен. Но долното е, че нищо не казват докато не платиш и после изведнъж си с блокирани пари и блокиран акаунт докато не ти видят документите.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hello, we stole your purchase, you are welcome!
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Викам да си купя клод да ползвам малко повече обаче тия се закучиха, искали селфи и документи, през Persona. Искат да видят дали не съм измамник! Реших да потърся малко повече за Персона.
cybernews.com
Same company verifies mugshots for ChatGPT, and offers 269 surveillance checks for US government
The identity verification company used by ChatGPT and other major services accidentally exposed its government-authorized platform, which is capable of extensive surveillance.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Турбо ватници!
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well they tried to approve this for Ryan Air, and that's not even for immigrants 😉
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Всъщност чак сега се замисих че Ludwig е 'van' а не 'von' Beethoven.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Look at Russia - your future!
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Wonder Woman 🐝 Demands Justice @alsowonderwoman.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sneak peek at tomorrow's pro-Hamas rallies.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sounds like SUNO
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or just shoot them, like in the Good old times.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
how i arrived on blue sky
static.klipy.com
Elon Musk Carries a Sink at Twitter HQ
ALT: Elon Musk Carries a Sink at Twitter HQ
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Only Aalsmeerbaan 😉
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Omg, there are no fucking airplanes today from Schiphol, its so nice and calm, I hope aalsmeerbaan is permanently kapot!
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No time to wash, drones are coming
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Marmot Eating Chocolate
ALT: Marmot Eating Chocolate
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
MAMA СКАЗАЛА ЕРЕГИ СЕБЯ
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This one has wheels 😉 Probably better than putting it on top of a limousine.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why are they so dumb?
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Те тия нивите антивируси нищо не хващат.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Е ма китайския модел знае 😉
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you feel strongly about the Palestinians, I'd suggest watching this.
youtube.com
I Was Wrong About Israel: What I Learned on the Ground
YouTube video by Ryan McBeth
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Явно от препарати
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A 20-year study by researchers at the University of Bergen in Norway confirmed that women who regularly clean their homes or work professionally as cleaners suffer an accelerated loss in lung capacity comparable to smoking 10 to 20 cigarettes a day.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Не обичам хип-хоп но тва е яко.
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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Open Source Munition portal just launched an identification practise tool - Link osmp.ngo/practice-too...
osmp.ngo
Munition Identification Practice Tool
Improve your munition knowledge with challenges using randomly selected imagery from the OSMP archive of munitions and remnants
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Много кофти
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is this paper facist or something, not visible in my region. Are they hiding something?
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Къф е тоя цирк сега?
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wtf Twitter
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Naah, he just needs to poop really bad!
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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gat3way @gat3way.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Еврогейският съюз не посмя, но радефф ни посегна на РАКИЯТА!!!
dunavmost.com
Глобяват 1000 евро за чужда ракия в дома ни
До 4000 евро глоба за домашен алкохол в офиса
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We need t-shirts with this picture :D
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This guy just cant stop projecting :)
youtube.com
Trump Draws Epstein Questions
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I miss the times where the breaking daily news was about scientists making a new discovery, instead of, well you know, what a demented pedophile and his Gestapo forces did the last 24 hours.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You are clearly not following the WHO's weekly drinks recommendation.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you peel their masks with your second amendment there is a name behind each one of them 😉
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mine also peaked like that after months of lesser pain. I was trying paracetamol with little effect and then the GP suggested Ibuprofen, it helped a lot almost. Complete immobilization is no good. Try doing wall crawls and pendulum exercises (check youtube). And of course talk to your doctor ;)
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I had the same in the spring and couldn't even sleep. Ibuprofen worked well.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We zijn allemaal van PFAS!
youtube.com
We worden allemaal van PFAS... 😅 | #538 #Shorts
YouTube video by 538 Gemist
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Subway Surfers Gameplay
ALT: Subway Surfers Gameplay
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's like magic 😄
youtube.com
Why Do Dutch Highways Drink Rain? 🇳🇱🌧️🛣️
YouTube video by CurioRove
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nou ja, dit is wat gebeurde in Nederland!
youtube.com
Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are the only kids in South America without e-bikes until...
YouTube video by South Park Studios
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Казаха че имало много PFAS във водата и си купих чешка бира.
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Jan Kees @torbalan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Е те линиите по света се правят без фуги от 50 години. Малко сме закъснели.
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