iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Nepenthes “rebecca soper“ has bulked up over the last year — left was last year, right is today

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

dendrobium kingianum in bloom - this little compact one blooms after my much larger, typical form :)

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

i’ve been fighting the demons inside me that have been tempting me to buy plants, each day they whisper to me latin names but i’ve been stronger than them until now, because someone has posted one of my wishlist plants for sale

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

i’m very sick at the moment and it reminded me of another time when i lived in a sharehouse and everyone got sick and we were all discussing how it could have happened and one housemate revealed he had been sick before all of us and hadn't told anyone and then was surprised when everyone was mad

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

some bone-headed gronk stole my weed vape while i was out of town but jokes on them because it’s busted to shit, covered in crap and full of the tar that coats my lungs and gives me protection from COVID-19. My new vape is far superior

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

my gf and i sat down to watch Conclave and i was like “get ready for stanley tucci” and she just smiled at me and went “we’ll see”, then when he came out in the first 30 seconds she was like “oh… he IS in this” because she fucking thought i was imaging stanley tucci

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i went to the botanic gardens over the weekend and they foolishly placed an enormous native dendrobium orchid with dozens of pups/keikis at the front gate and no cameras. Unrelated to this anecdote, i have a new orchid

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

i’m reading a book about child development and i see a name that i recognise. “No way the simpsons referenced this guy” i say, before confirming that indeed, the simpsons referenced This Guy

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

a little boy saw me drawing some rock formations so he took out his little notepad and pen and started scribbling the same scene as me. I told him: ”do you know what you’re doing? It’s called en plein air — drawing outdoors. It’s french.” and he smiled and said “hehe like ‘bomboclaat‘ is french” HUH

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

same species, two different forms. Dendrobium kingianum

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

i went to pick up my medicinal cannabis from the post office and when i did i got the biggest whiff of weed lmaoo im sorry to the postal workers who had to smell my loud all week

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

nothing could have prepared me for looking at the news and seeing a former play school dude i loved as a kid saying that the liberal party has a fantasy about being ”pounded in the ass” by a strap on weilding conservative news host lmfao??? like, omg

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Ive been getting into botanicals recently

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

we went to dinner last night and we were sat next to this couple who began openly mocking the server when she gave them their drinks claiming it had been “over 30 minutes“ wait even with the docket proving it had only been 15. Anyway i found the guy‘s google reviews, his facebook and his X account

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

known unstable freak joins party for known unstable freaks

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

i’ve been laughing at this citation for five minutes lmaooo

Obi-Wan Kenobi to Luke Sykwalker in 1983’s Return of the Jedi.

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

if i ever get so far up my own arse i start insisting people put ”OAM” after my name at the coffee shop you should book an appointment with the vet to have me put to sleep

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

i’m wealthy because i saw a nuclear black swan family

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

good news everyone the fish that i see all the time on my lunch break walk is still there, like he is every day :)

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

the most powerful way to post is to turn off all notifications and release your thoughts unedited into the wild

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

my work tries to make IT security “fun” but “fun” is actually the most annoying 5 minute videos of no-name british actors pretending they finally got on an episode of The Office (UK) and if i ever see these people on the street i might black out and bludgeon them

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

i forgot to post but i got stuck in a lift/elevator at the train station and it was a humiliation ritual bc the whole time i was legit trapped in a tiny metal room people kept seeing me in there and assuming i was just sitting in the lift hoarding it on purpose

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

:) snagged some bargain orchids at the local show

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Dendrobium kingianum - pink rock orchid. Native to the east coast of Australia. I have two of these orchids, and this particular plant always blooms at the end of winter, the other one doesn’t wake up until at least the first week of spring.

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

visiting the botanic gardens today to see the sydney rock orchids/king orchid in bloom :) my favourite time of year

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

i think about what it would be like to be the colleague of the guy on tiktok who puts 12 sausages on the sandwich press along with bacon and eggs (which he does every morning) and i can’t be mad. I want to be him sooo bad. I saw him cook a steal on that sandwich press once. in the lunchroom

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

i have been waiting for this orchid to bloom for almost 4 months and it’s just opening now 😭😭😭

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

im doing my part to keep the local rent down by walking down the streets doing obnoxious vape tricks (the vape is also weed vape)

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

i have an estranged sister (long story) so i only hear how she’s doing through the grape vine and i just heard she’s donating a kidney to her husband and i was like…. husband? before i even registered the kidney thing

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

the passage of time… you’re telling me i’ve seen my GP for almost 10 years??? I swear i’ve only met this woman 5 times

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

me at 5 AM: [breathes differently] the cat:

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

ok but which is the gayest one

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

i found this plain black crew neck from a charity shop and it fits me perfectly so i’m like, sick, new jumper 😎 only to find out after weeks of wearing it that it’s part of a kid’s school uniform. It explains why the sleeves are so narrow.

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Australian native orchids $3,600 Utility $150

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

my orchids are all about to flower (spring) but they literally take months to develop hurry the fuck UP

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

my job is to select what music you listen to before you enter your virtual consult with your doctor. Sometimes i play pan flutes but other times i like to play Ominous Dungeon sounds

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

it’s ok i did in fact see that you broke up through the queer sharehouse facebook group

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

whenever the news puts a funny picture in a story, that’s me, when they put the smiling father who killed his family on the front page that wasnt me that was some other guy but the funny ones are me

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

please don’t talk to me i am cultivating

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

my coworker told me her cousin got arrested, she told me he’d been caught shoplifting. I asked her what he stole. He was caught stealing FUNKO POPS, and this is the second time he’s been caught

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

its just me and the little IT man remotely logged into my PC trying to fix Microsoft outlook against the world

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

practicing some simple Barbaras

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

as i get older i am becoming more fond of orchids. Remember that story about the guy who was evicted from his apartment but fought back saying his apartment was now a microclimate for his fabulous collection of exotic orchids? me in a few years minus the eviction

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

shout out to the old woman on the bus googling ”lindsay graham gay” and when that didn’t give her the results she wanted, amended her search to “lindsay graham gay photos”

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

barbara is at her dental appointment today and you’ll all be pleased to know she has lost…… 100 grams

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Local Oaf @topographyfan.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

something fun and different — Hoya serpens, a miniature hoya species known for its small, round leaves and clusters of fragrant fluffy star-shaped flowers. Hoya are notoriously slow growing, often not growing at all for months and then suddenly, like this one, they put out all this new growth

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