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@topin.bsky.social
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Hello, I'm Topin I don't know how people work. Nothing is hard, just tedious.

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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brain doesn't want feelings today
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How to piss off the missus: Bring up her
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Susie Haltmann Planet Robobot
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nda🔞 @ndasfw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
THE BURNINATOR
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I cried listening to this song for the first time in a while. It had me thinking about a friend I had a falling out with a few years back. Last thing I said to her before we broke contact was "We'll always have Life is Strange and Laugh Track" youtu.be/yl-Jy383W9Q
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The National - Laugh Track (feat. Phoebe Bridgers) (Official Video)
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Is it self-censoring when you're deliberately holding back expressing thought in a setting because you're aware of the practical response to it?
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone wonders if you're Forklift certified, but nobody asks if you're Spoonlift certified
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Little Boy on Toy Tractor
ALT: Little Boy on Toy Tractor
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
New Enough
*Topin speaks to Larender with his eyes laying on a table separating the two*
"Hi, I'd like to exchange these for a pair of new ones."
"What exactly's wrong with these?"*Topin's face shows strained lines around where his eyes would be*
"They have seen too much in this world and the psyche must begin anew.""Well I don't have any new eyes in stock, but I can loan you some interim eyes until I get my next shipment."*Topin is ecstatic over his new eyes, one being a realistic cat eye looking in the center and the other being a realistic human eye looking off to the side*
"Ohhh, I can work with these!"
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All I ever think of this scene is how Dr. Girlfriend says "The VH1"
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I just want one good Jacob/Jake in this world. ONE
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lot of unpleasantness going around today and it all feels like they stem from the inevitable burden of social anxiety that's distinctly human And it especially sucks because for as aware of it as we are or as knowledged as we are in combating it, in the moment, nothing feels rational enough to work
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's now 2pm and I've failed pathetically.
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That "I don't belong here" mentality is clouding me this morning. I really need to stay offline as much as possible today.
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm starting to think social media isn't for me.
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is all in the last hour and counting.
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's still going
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's been a fun morning.
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My first read of this was Ranma 1/2 related, but even then I can't follow the context to this comment
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These next two weeks are going to feel like watching Jekyll slowly reverting back to Hyde and fighting back the transformation like hell.
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just don't move too much while feeding You'll scratch the disc up
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bought a Wii to mod Wish me luck
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Jumpy
*Corsen entranced by her computer**Larender pops to Corsen's side at her shock*
"Don't get scared."
"FUCK!"*Larender looks at Corsen in confusion as she looks at him in irritation*
"What did I just say?"
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I believe in you
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You mixed up stare and stair again?
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Oh yes, you've had a hard day sitting in a backpack, haven't you
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's going to be a long day
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Mirror
*Larender is seen opposite a mirror*
"I just know that thing is going to show up again if I look at the mirror."

"Alright, here it goes..."

*Larender looks at the mirror only for his reflection to have an uncanny full smile and wide eyes*

"Goddamnit."
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Aww, he still ended up on my lap for me to pet his stupid adorable face.
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Deadpool: Stupid, Worth It
ALT: Deadpool: Stupid, Worth It
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Leaped right off my desk and tipped over my fountain drink.
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
For what it's worth, I like you
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I thought Copeland did the Reignited version too
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It'll be on another mobile spin-off and it'll feature Dave the Barbarian
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hope you're doing okay My neck hurts
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Actually insane
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Stitch Stressed Out
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I actually have a distinct memory of Curry as the Rat King in the original Barbie Nutcracker movie. His performance was definitely a standout. It's strangely nice to know that memory will come full circle for me as a fan of him.
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Did you ever get an answer?
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Best Left (Comfort Epilogue)
*Corsen leans against a doorway overlooking the sunset. Topin walks into frame on panel 2 and leans on the opposite end of the doorway, Corsen acknowledging his presence. Topin gestures implying they're making conversation*

Some things shouldn't be said
Some things will never be said
Some things shouldn't be heard
Some things will never be heardFor as much hurt as we may conjure in ourselves
It's a miracle we are able to let go at all
This moment has passed
And what came of it, we'll never know
And maybe that's for the best
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It feels like such a backwards logic when something you know in your heart is a wrong thing to support be so unapologetically supported by someone you see as an absolute peer. I can only hope they come to their senses going forward, but going by context clues, that's unlikely. I'm sorry, Vik 🫂
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think the fiercest my girlfriend and I are at each other's throats is when playing air hockey. Just the right amount of distance with direct intensity that plays into our mutual bond of playfully aggravating the fuck out of each other. It's a very flirtatious environment.
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Something about having no bedframe anymore feels like a strangely welcomed change.
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BURG: Slider Gaiden BEYOND @digijeg.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lol damn
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Almost every video I've made in the past year has been demonetised. YouTube is getting much worse, and it has now made it impossible for me (and most video essayists) to earn a living. Please share.
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YouTube just killed my channel.
YouTube video by Jack Saint
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Reasonable Solutions
"Okay, I think I finally found a solution to stop me from pulling my hair out."
"And that is?"

*Dotted arms are seen beside Corsen indicating her now missing arms*
"I decided to sever my arms off. No more impulsive ticks for me!"

"So what did you do with them?"
"I gave them to a good cause."

*Topin is seen wiggling his arms as well as Corsen's arms now attached to his body. He is giggling with glee*
"Hehehehehe"
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Topin @topin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
You've been a very noisy two hours
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Blumen 🎃 @blumen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
after the kh thing I'm especially like okay you gotta cut that shit out because the instant you've inserted that into conversation it's over, that's the accusation forever
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