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TopherSquints

@tophersquints.com
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Cat guy. Liberal Democrat. Larry David stan. Non-bruh gym rat. Sports geek: Lakers/Dodgers/LA Kings/Patriots Fan. Anti-MAGA, Anti-Fauxgressive. DFS: TopherSquints. #StandWithUkraine

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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 24/07/2026
Haven't posted in this dump in months and still gathering interest from the leftist chuds 😂 Keep 'em coming, dullards
Incel chuds of the far left
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 03/06/2026
Drugged I guess.
AJ Brown trade opinion receipt
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 25/04/2026
I'm in tears. So incredibly awesome.
Me meeting the one and only Hal Sparks after his performance at FlappersA gift from Hal Sparks
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 25/04/2026
Fanboy moment getting to see one of my heroes live, @halsparks.com 🤩
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 07/03/2026
Yesterday, I chose violence 😂
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 26/02/2026
Joke's on you, I dry scoop preworkout
Coffee weather and prices are fucking coffee drinkers
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 14/02/2026
It's as if they can't wait to fuck up another Presidential election more than three years in advance I guess the first go in '24 was such a rush they're mainlining the feeling again ahead of time
Dullard Fest '26, brought to you by Bluesky
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 12/02/2026
Because alienating the non-voters should be of utmost concern and consideration after they managed to alienate tf out of our country in November '24
Non-voter asking for everyone to beg and bow for their non-vote in '28
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 12/02/2026
Perhaps someone deciphering the term "chimp" (ie. a simple-minded individual) to be in a racial context...just may be the racist. Leftist chuds are on par with MAGAts in the dimwit department
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 11/02/2026
And I will continue to shame as many of them as possible FOH
Dullard making dullard statement
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 10/02/2026
Lmfao If this is what proving an idiotic statement to be incorrect is rewarded with, keep them coming (Original statement: no offensive touchdowns scored by the Patriots in 2026 playoffs)
Part OnePart TwoPart ThreeIgnoramus
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 10/02/2026
WTF game were you watching
AFC Divisional Round Playoff Box Score 2026AFC Wild Card Round Playoff Box Score 2026
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 10/02/2026
Why do all my favorites always get discontinued? RIP to a legend. A scoop of this mixed with a half scoop of KXR Pre was the ultimate. Now, to search again.
The now-discontinued NitraFlex Kaos Pre-Workout
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 03/02/2026
Lmfao
Incel Chud #2,857"...and you look cool too"
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 27/01/2026
RIP to the original formula of GNC AMP Sustained Protein Blend. Was great while it lasted. Now featuring cheaper, lousier protein blend complimented by two less servings per tub. (Whey Concentrate = Bottom of the Barrel Quality) Looks like it's back to Pro Jym!
GNC AMP Sustained Protein Blend (New, Shittier Formula)GNC AMP Sustained Protein Blend (OG Formula)
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 27/01/2026
Trust me, I'm ashamed for everyone that lands on that list. For the record: asswipes like this are who enabled the far-right by either NOT voting in 2024 or voting for unrealistic third party candidates who had no chance at stopping this madness from reaching the White House.
Bluesky Moderation email warning regarding my ever-so-fitting "Incel Chuds" list for those deserving of such labelMy list for Incel Chuds.Incel Chud top candidate
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 26/01/2026
💀
A Pats Pulpit post about Christian Gonzalez's AFC Championship Game interception.Dullard comment in response to Pats Pulpit post about Christian Gonzalez's AFC Championship Game interception.
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 26/01/2026
The haters have bottomless excuses, lfg
2025 NFL Overall Defensive Team Rankings (teams eliminated in the playoffs by Patriots crossed out in red)
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 20/01/2026
Ah, the memories
Wolfenstein 3-D enemy
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 19/01/2026
90% of this comment section belongs watching Arena Football One
Some of the worst football takes in one thread
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 19/01/2026
Migraine-inducing stupidity
Idiot far-leftist dimwit stating the current administration is the fault of Dems
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 19/01/2026
"but his cupcake schedule"
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 19/01/2026
The copium is being mainlined since Saturday
Coping mechanisms
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 19/01/2026
Lmfao
Another hater
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 16/01/2026
What. The. Fuck. This is amazing.
Kyle Tucker to the Dodgers
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 15/01/2026
The actual winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace PrizeJonah Hill in Superbad
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 13/01/2026
When "Who did you vote for in 2024?" is perceived as a weaponized question
Annoyed non-voter
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 13/01/2026
Lol You were never an ally to begin with, you daft dullard. "All or nothing"ists will forever be my enemies.
8l0ck3d by L337 h4xx0rAllllllrightyThe post-block self-ramblings of an offended far leftist
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 13/01/2026
Comments and Quote Posts being disabled for generically dough-headed statements makes total sense
Rinse and repeat, far-leftist chud rhetoric with comments disabled to avoid the dragging
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 12/01/2026
If anybody wants to see a goofy person getting dragged, I highly recommend this thread of comments
Some rando dicksqueeze bitching about Kamala voters
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 12/01/2026
Dan Graziano and Ben Solak are drunk on Patriots Haterade. Overreaction? No, not an overreaction.
Dan Graziano and Ben Solak deliver silly, lopsided hater takes on the New England Patriots.
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 09/01/2026
Oh, do spare me the horror.
Let's take a look at who this wonder may beIf the answer to her statement is anything involving violence, then she's part of the fucking problem.
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 08/01/2026
Bill Barnwell's 2026 AFC Championship Game Prediction Bill Barnwell's 2026 AFC Championship Game Prediction Larry David challenging Mocha Jane's prediction
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 05/01/2026
See: Elon Musk's maternal grandfather
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 05/01/2026
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 01/01/2026
Something I said apparently? Christ almighty, some of you folks need to lay off the nerves a tad. 😳 Happy New Year!
GtfoAn offended person of my interactions, for some unbeknownst reasonPost I replied to and derived much angst from this individual in result of suchToo optimistic for her I assume? 🤷🏻‍♂️
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 27/12/2025
On a holiday roll
Oh dearA risker daring to block meApparently I was blocked by the modern Temu George Costanza
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 27/12/2025
Let's take a wild guess which camp this one's crawling from🎯Picard's infamous "So Much Win" meme
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 26/12/2025
Makes me me want to double down on my comments from yesterday berating the interference artists known as Gaza-bots and "tEh gEn0cIDe jo3" crowd Please, feel free to @ me
Gaza-bot chud gets offendedBrimming with intelligence here
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 16/12/2025
Reading through the comments on this must be what losing years off your life feels like
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 15/12/2025
Directly into my veins
Democratic Candidate Odds for 2028 Presidential Election (favoring Gavin C. Newsom)
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 15/12/2025
I'm guessing either a Bills fan, a Newsom hater, or both Otherwise, no fucking clue. Followed and was blocked two minutes later lol
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 11/12/2025
Soooooo looking forward to the midterms
Indiana Senate Republicans rejecting Trump's redistricting effort
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 09/12/2025
What year is it
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 04/12/2025
What a fanboy, lol Slaps during those lifts, let me tell you 💪🏻 #2025MusicWrap
Workout fuel, pt 1Workout fuel, pt 2Workout fuel, pt 3
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 03/12/2025
In case the folks in back didn't get the memo a long time ago: Everything with the MAGAt clan is PROJECTION
Fuckhead senior passing out during conference he held
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 25/11/2025
It requires much restraint to not post my actual thoughts and feelings on LinkedIn
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 25/11/2025
Pam Bondi in her true form
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 20/11/2025
Tracks
Ruh ROHI'm certain "disheveled" doesn't do enough descriptive justice
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TopherSquints @tophersquints.com · 09/11/2025
LOL
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