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@topherrr.bsky.social
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feral housewife, personality hire 🏳️‍🌈 (he/him) 💍👨🏼‍🤝‍👨🏽 #BlackLivesMatter #TransLivesMatter #FreePalestine 📍VA/DC

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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what’s this about jocktober??? 🤔
A butt with a cute lil pineapple tattoo
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A bitch is TIRED
Ya boy, Topher, in the mirror at the gym. Flexin and shit 😋
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Big boys stand with Palestine ✊
Selfie in the parking garage. I have a hat on backwards and a shirt that reads Free Palestine. Flexing in the reflection of a car window post-lift
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
mmmmmblockin’ out the haters
Me, bald, in the car with the sunroof open. I am wearing my super cool and hip new mirrored sunglasses
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Saw a gay content creator making a post about how ✨brave✨ he is to show his pits Ma’am… read the fucking room
Whitney Rose from RHOSLC holding a can of “Faggot Spray”Sasha Colby from Drag Race in a green argyle polo sitting back and observing with the caption “I just sit back and observe”
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Evan Mulroony the man that you are 🥵
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love when they remember how to share sometimes 🥹
Our two cats on a large poof chair
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New tattoos have entered the itchy phase
Ariana Grande headshot but she’s sad
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ed’s eyes can’t even pick a side why are we surprised
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Ever since I saw his boobies in Pacifier 😮‍💨
Vin Diesel shirtless in The Pacifier
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ah fuck I want Taco Bell
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know they’re up there absolutely belting out some power ballads
Whitney Houston and Dolly Parton at the Grammys
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I threw my keys away on accident 🫠
Sad Ginger from Chicken Run with the caption “just bake me into a fucking pie already”
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
SO good
A picture of tonight’s dinner. On the left is a Dutch baby with stone fruit. On the right is a slice of quiche with tomato jam
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
survived Monday 😮‍💨
A selfie of me wearing a light colored hat, subtly smiling at the camera. I have a beard and mustache, my shirt is a gray-blueA picture of the sun setting through the clouds over the main street in my town
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
In this house it’s actually illegal to use the bathroom alone
Aspen the cat sitting at my feet while I’m on the toilet. My shorts are around my legsAspen the cat reaching up to ask my for pets while I’m on the toilet
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
it’s gotta be one of these right?
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Started a steroid regimen and started doubling my anxiety meds (docs orders) all on very little sleep
M3GAN looking bustedBryce Dallas Howard havin a rough go in a tattered pink dressMartha May Whovier pasted over Dorinda Medley’s face saying “I’ll tell you how I’m doing. Not well, Grinch”Hangover Barbie
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
finally feeling vibey 🙌🏼
A still image of our apartment. The lights are warm colors and there’s a lot of art on the walls. You can see the living room and part of the kitchen on the right
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hilary was SO fun and we got SO soaking wet
Hilary Duff performing in Bristow, VAMy friend Rachel, me, and my husband standing on grass with a concert venue stage behind us
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Society if Disney made a live action Treasure Planet
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Now what the hell is this?! 😂
A movie poster for “The Adventures of Panda Warrior” starring a bunch of D-list actors
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The Council of Idiots has convened for its bi-weekly meeting
Our two supremely unintelligent and wonderfully sweet cats, Aspen (L) and Chip (R)
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A CRAB rang this goon?!
A picture of a humble platter of crab rangoons
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Watching The Odyssey as Nolan intended📽️🎞️
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Cold room, clean sheets, and a freshly shaved head
SpongeBob levitating with headphones inPedro Pascal on Hot Ones savoring flavorToni Collette in Knives Out dancing
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
new desk-goyle what y’all think?
My cat, Aspen, perched on the top of the back of my desk chair. He’s white and gray. I am in a green polo with glasses. He is small. I am large.
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I mean
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
fresh from a roadside farm stand in nc
Me smiling with a mouthful while holding a half-eaten slice of watermelon
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
fuck it I’m bringing huji back
me in sunglasses and a hat flicking off the camera with my right hand and conducting a flawless cheese pull from and giant mozarella stick with my left
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
nothing going on upstairs (celebratory)
my son. Chip, admiring a wall with all of his brain cell
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
arms for smothering 💪🏼
me in the mirror at the gym flexing my biceps and shoulders
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Happy Pride to Taylor Swift who ended homophobia by writing “shade never made anybody less gay” in 2019 and then never mentioned the gays ever again
A .5 lens pic of Taylor swift
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The jungle corner of the office is flourishing!
On the left, a tall glass vase used as a planted fish tank, home to two goldfish and a snail. The tank has a fern growing in the tank and a monstera at the top. Behind it is a terrarium stand with our frog’s home. Behind that is a basket with a large braided ficus tree.
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Finishing your fountain Diet Coke the next morning when it’s gone slightly flat so it’s not jarring but still gives you a little kick
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A live action El Dorado with this cast
Movie poster for The Road to El DoradoJonathan BaileyNicholas HoultAna De Armas
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I hope our cats know how much I love them.
Chip sleeping with his head in my handAspen on my desk letting me pet his jowlsChip and Aspen sunbathing
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
today had animals and pizza and cool rainy weather and movies and popcorn and laughs and kissing ☺️
A red panda in a tree!Bao Lin, our new panda!2 boy lions who sleep together and are “just roommates”Spicy pepperoni pizza with whipped goat cheese and honey on what crust
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Here, I made this 🤲🏼
Me flexing in the mirror on a seated bench. I have on a green hat, black athletic shirt, and camo shorts
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I know it’s pretty 🙂‍↕️
Josh Schaefer, host of Mythical Kitchen Last Meals
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
This week’s leg day was 👌🏼😮‍💨
Me in the mirror after a leg pumpMe in the mirror after a leg pump, but this time my butt
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Friday back day ✅
Me and my hubs at da gym posting in the mirror
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
This was cuuute
A theater playing Super Mario Galaxy
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topher @topherrr.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The senior home across from our neighborhood has a whole bunch of residents out for their own No Kings rally 🥹 #NoKings
Our sweet senior home neighbors out on the street for the No Kings protest
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