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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

As my original point. Keep him down there.

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

Can’t people just get involved as much as they do or don’t want? I don’t know theres a council or anything

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

*be so clear that others poor understanding

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

I’m not trying to be a cunt I promise you but I’ve just never seen anyone be so thar others clear poor understanding of literacy makes it hard to not be mad

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

I guess I’m being an insufferable arsehole back but like.. why? Does it affect you? Does it bother you when people are bad at maths the same way?

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

I wanted the paradise edition of lana (and unfortunately I jumped ship after that one) I could have included the disography of the rest

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

This flowed out of me like water www.my9albums.com

The xx - xx
Lana del rey - born to die
Bring me the horizon - Amo
Britney Spears - blackout
Kesha - Gag order
Arctic monkeys - am
Bonobo - fragments
Jamie xx - in waves
Sneaker pimps - becoming x

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

No! I’ve been EXCEPTIONALLY unlucky

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

It’s just hard to objectively look at the preventable suffering in the world and be like “yeah this is all good just my negativity bias”

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

In this scenario there isn’t “another person” column. It’s just your own column pretending

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

Why would it be scary for people to believe that?

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

Is this helping or?

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

Let’s be fair we wouldn’t

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

I once had a very scary dream about weird shadow people, they said karma is real but not how we know it. it’s instant because your exact consciousness is running life through all 8 billion people all at once. Anything you do to yourself INSTANTLY happens to yourself. We’d be a bit nicer no?

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

I put it on as background Netflix drivel and spent the whole time open mouthed. The toner episode killed me

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 06/10/2026

On my ninth rewatch of Carol & the end of the world. It’s so peaceful, so sad and so beautiful. Netflix peaked here for me

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 04/10/2026

The passenger has arrived looking for a sympathetic ear, unfortunately she has found Jane Boulton

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 04/10/2026

When it’s onlyfans guys, or anyone else who depends on Twitter for their livlihoods I do truly understand. It’s a hard decision. But when it’s someone posting for attention and you can’t pick another platform to avoid the nazi billionaire. I’m really struggling to be civil.

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 04/10/2026

I fucking hate people telling me they still post on x because they don’t get as many likes on bluesky. My income reduced by 81% when I moved from twitter to bluesky. It has never remotely recovered. Please forgive me if I find your commitment to fake internet points hard to stomach.

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 04/10/2026

If you ever do tell me what you think. I used to live with 16 people at uni. We’d each put a film on for the house once a month for everyone to watch and debate. Everyone watched requiem then just silently went to bed.

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 04/10/2026

Didn’t rate fireflies, but arrival is one of my fav movies of all time so I’ll try Manchester by the sea because you’re making good points! Have you seen requiem? Does it fill the pit of despair?

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 04/10/2026

Hahaha! I used to live in Thailand teaching English, there was no other way of getting around and somehow never crashed and died

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 04/10/2026

Can’t tell if sarcasm!

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 04/10/2026

I’ve never been big on possessions but this is the coolest thing I ever owned / will ever own

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 04/10/2026

That’s good I think! They could keep their ChatGPT usage at 80s/90s levels though just as a treat

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 04/10/2026

I give it two weeks before chat gpt “leave us alone” signs appear on the outskirts of uncontacted Amazonian villages.

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 04/10/2026

Amish generative AI is about as much as I can take

Ai poster saying

AMISH BUILT BARNS BUILT FAST
THE AMISH WAY
BARNS
SHOPS
GARAGES
& MORE

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 02/10/2026

Omg had the exact same orange box!

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 02/10/2026

Mad that this was cheaper than Lego. Cannot think of a toy that got more use. You could build some crazy vehicles haha

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 02/10/2026

I never had it but my neighbour did. Did anyone ever play with these rideable knex type toys in the 90s? We used to try and make carts we could ride into walls and see who remained the most alive. Can see why it didn’t make it out of the 90s

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 02/10/2026

99.98% of the time the modern homosapian brain has been around emails were not

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 02/10/2026

If you think about the amount of information a human brain took in each day even 100 years ago compared to today it’s absolutely astounding to me that anyone is coping

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 02/10/2026

You absolutely probably did! I can still hear them (though not cool enough to know what they are or how you find out about them, hsve actually never even seen the entrance haha)

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 02/10/2026

I have too many door codes and passcodes in my head I’ve had to forget my phone number to make space

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 01/10/2026

This might be my favourite order yet, why had I not thought of the CMYK vibe?!? This is so fun

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VEGA Workshop @vegawork.shop · 30/09/2026

Each of these have only one or two harnesses worth of stock left. Want one to be yours? vegawork.shop/products/veg...

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VEGA Workshop @vegawork.shop · 30/09/2026

We ran a vote on which of these shades to add to our signature range - and which to retire

We ran some polls about which colours we should keep in our key range...
The results are in

We asked which of the following should stay
Acid
Serenity
Tangerine
Amethyst

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 30/09/2026

I’m such a little indie wanker

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 30/09/2026

The closest nightclub to my sixthform used to do all you can drink for £6.99 (2009) every Thursday. Can you imagine what form room was like on a Friday morning? (After a few weeks they limited it to 4 drinks at a time and made it 8.99 ????)

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Topher Kai @topher.gay · 30/09/2026