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Topaz Scorpio in MA

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Cape Cod native and amateur photographer currently living in Provincetown. Lover of Democracy, men, travel, Wonder Woman, Madonna & Kylie and all things Real Housewives.

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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
I don't see how Gizelle keeping her relationship off the show (probably because the guy doesn't want to film) is anywhere near the same as Stacey paying a guy to be her fake boyfriend for an entire season??? #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
K out here breaking the 4th wall, the 5th wall, the 654th wall... #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Trying to log all of Stacey's lies... #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Stacey: "I'm Nigerian too" Wendy: #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Claudia Jordan is literally a former full-time housewife and she gets stuck at the bar on #WWHL while some blonde woman with giant breasts who I have only ever heard of from being on this show gets a seat instead of her??? #RHOA
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
After telling the world that she had sex with Adriana now Julia clams up and won't tell Alexia what they actually did in bed? She's not saying specifics because she knows it opens her up for a lawsuit. Merely saying "slept together" or "intimate" is vague enough that it allows her to escape. #RHOM
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
When Adriana revealed TWO affairs that Julia had with men, Alexia was so quick to jump in and dismiss that and try to switch the conversation back to Adriana. This "surprise reveal" from Julia about sleeping with Adriana was totally planned with Alexia and Marysol. #RHOM
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
I know lots of folks think #RHOC has become a shitshow but do we literally need to have segments devoted to dogs pooping? Like who wants to see that???
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
I hope all those "journalists" who did those think pieces earlier this year about how wrong and dangerous it was for Biden to pardon his family, members of the Jan 6th committee and others who'd been targeted by Trump/MAGA are now enjoying heaping portions of crow for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
In the wake of Letitia James and James Comey being indicted it is now high time for Attorneys General in all blue states to begin thorough investigations into all members of the current regime for anything remotely illegal they may have done within those blue states and indict them ASAP.
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I find Stacey to be a liar and a clown but her shade is on point; Ashley is an imp #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Stacey's breath is FOUL #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
"From bottle girl to duchess..." #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Wendy when being asked about Angel... #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
What's with K and all the crowns?? #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Ashley Drew looking for Stacey's divorce papers #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I'm happy that Ashley finally got paid after putting up with years of Crocodile Dundee's ass-grabbin' Juan-lovin' shenanigans #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Oh...wait a minute... #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
K and Greg broke up? #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
That's K's mom? She looks it could be her sister. #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Stacey's back with her ex? #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
We are 10 minutes into the new season and we already have someone storming out? #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Stacey's delusion is off the charts #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Those shady ass producers leaving Stacey's belch in the edit #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Gizelle hoping Karen is in the elderly section of the jail #RHOP
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I think Julia dropped her bomb about Adriana because she knew Adriana was going to try and drop a bomb on her which is the stuff about Julia sleeping with or trying to sleep with Capt. Sandy on that cruise with Guerdy. That's what she was trying to get Guerdy to talk about during that break. #RHOM
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I don't believe Julia's claims about sleeping with Adriana. I think they may have drunk kissed, flashed boobs and maybe Adriana let Julia grab her boobs too (we've seen stuff like that on other shows like RHOC) but I don't believe they had an intimate encounter like she's making it out to be. #RHOM
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Lisa thinks that her denying allegations means the lawsuits were dismissed? Like...what the wha? #RHOSLC
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
"Dismissed because you paid them back?" #RHOSLC
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
So Kiki gets mad at Adriana again after finding out Marysol told her to say "wretched" (even though Kiki knew that she didn't say that) but doesn't get mad at Marysol for trying to manipulate the situation and make Kiki out to be a liar?? #RHOM
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Had to fast forward right through all that off-key Julia warbling #RHOM
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Alexia shames Adriana for not showing up to Julia's party (because she legitimately had a rehearsal with a band who would have their own busy schedule) and yet she couldn't be bothered to reschedule her own event at HER salon in order to attend her bestie Marysol's party? #RHOM
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Gretchen bringing up her "stalker" #RHOC
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
The #RHOC cast (esp. Tamra) should be begging production for more scenes with their kids. It humanizes them. I actually enjoyed watching Tamra being proud dorky mom with Sophia giving her embarrassed side-eye. It's something you can relate to vs. the screaming shrew trying to destroy her co-stars.
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
This Gretchen/Slade scene where they act like Gretchen was surprised and upset that Slade brought up Tamra sleeping with the the guy from 98 Degrees is so beyond fake. Everything is calculated with these two. #RHOC
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Everyone at that party when Lisa shows up #RHOSLC
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Seth mentioning gloryholes... #RHOSLC
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
This dirt on Lisa is juicy #RHOSLC
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I love when Lisa asks Heather if anyone else was defending her at the camp out Heather doesn't even mention Britani, the one who was actually getting into fights with the other wives trying to defend Lisa. Heather is so desperate to be Lisa's one and only BFF. #RHOSLC
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Heather leaving that camping trip to go tell Lisa everything everyone said about her #RHOSLC
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Can #RHOSLC please stop trying to make Britani happen
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Heather trying to hold on to that Lisa Barlow "friendship" for dear life #RHOSLC
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Turned on #MSNBC for a minute to hear some hack say Tyler Robinson was "radicalized by the left" based on the language on his bullets... they were actually derived from a video game and memes, something they failed to mention... Of course it was on Chris Jansing's show... F*ck this network!
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
So on #WWHL when asked to comment on each of her fellow housewives, Alexia has comments about behaviors for every person except Adriana who she says has "greasy hair". She's so childish and obnoxious. #RHOM
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Frankie calling out Marysol being a drunk... #RHOM
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Adriana is 59??? #RHOM
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
So Marysol was mad at Stephanie in Spain because she had lunch with Adriana? This is like middle school level bullsh*t. #RHOM
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The gall of Emily inferring Heather used a paid actor as a paparazzo after her clown show with the lie detector folks who are paid actors #RHOC
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Topaz Scorpio in MA @topazscorpioma.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Heather calling paparazzi to magically appear on Rodeo Drive and proclaim that she didn't call paparazzi at Disneyland... #RHOC
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