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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment

@top-me.bsky.social
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Born to dilly dally, forced to lock in

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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Can somebody please make a claymation farding penis? Thanks for making my christmas wish come true
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
We are taking care of ourselves today, lets go 🫡
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Mine whines for attention so much that the shelter I adopted her from called her their resident rooster
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I cant help that my brain only allows me to enjoy one thing at a time, but I’ll be damned if I dont go about learning EVERY POSSIBLE THING ABOUT IT
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The same people who love to preach about “entitlement” seem pretty keen on making the world know how they moved heaven and earth for those $10, so obviously they own you and your forseeable future due to their magnanimous contributions 🙄
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Whats so good about the biscuit, and why are we risking so much for it? Lets get some safe fucking toast, and spice it up from there. Toast in the hand is worth more than any amount of biscuits in the bush
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Could you imagine if the shooter wasnt white? They wouldve put out a whole emergency broadcast and maybe even raised the tip reward lmao
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
One estus flask, ah ah ah TWO estus flasks, ah ah ah
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Not less fucks in general, but definitely cant be bothered to pretend around these fakes anymore. Its consequences time baby, and the era of finding out comes one day at a time 🫡
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I dont get it, this joke went right through me
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I cant tell if I enjoy your devilish art or the psychedelic vibe more! They both tickle my brain the right way, just a little differently. Here in particular I love the split effect on psyduck you used 🫨
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Thanks for inspiring me to take that extra edible tonight, this is how I wanna feel 🫡🫡🫡
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The current version of Palworld looks almost too good to be true, and Im worried if I break down and buy it I will never see the light of day again
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Do you like puns, roguelikes, and pixel graphics? Enter the Gungeon is one of my all time favorite games, and worth 20x the price tag (which is pretty low to begin with as its indie). Its difficult and punishing, but also cute and rewarding! Cant praise it enough
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I cant even count how many redwall books I read in school. Just thinking about them is making me hungry 🤤
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Do I get to keep my old skin after you remove it? I grew it myself so im very attached to it at the moment
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I see dnd and rpgs, but have you ever checked out pathfinder? Either the vidya game or tabletop? Im a massive stan for the game, and trying to get more people to check them out! Especially with how wotc has handled “their” game lately
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Been thinking for a long time we need a Pokemon farming game spinoff. Palworld meets Stardew, a happy little town where you cooperate with the wild pokemon and work together to improve and grow! Grow your own apricorns to make balls, pollinate crops with grass mons, etc…
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Did you crochet that hat? Extra props if you did, but looking good regardless! ☺️
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Not only that, but I feel like there is little intra-group diversity as well! Where are the outliers and exceptions? I want to see a moderately attractive lesbian that isnt an exaggerated butch/femme stereotype. Twinks and bears are great, but where are the normal dudes that just like dick sometime?
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Successfully quitting nicotine (again) has had a great impact on me too, and helped me start trying to do the same. Its easy to forget how nice things can be out in the real world when we are constantly bombarded with negativity. Healthy social interactions? YES PLEASE 🥹
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
My handle works on a lot of levels, but mainly because Mousse there believes herself to be the chosen one. Disgustingly sweet and friendly to all, but despite her lack of *equipment* she WILL hump for dominance. Her coochie is rated E for everyone apparently
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
This sent me on a whole trip, I didnt even stop to check if it was true before doing a little celebration dance lmao
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Nah dont let her cute little hat fool you! If she could talk, she would be even more of a menace to society than me. Shes a “shoot first, ask questions later” type of cowgirl 🤠
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Unfortunately, that assumes a lid is enough to stop the big one. Ever heard of the “bears vs tourists” problem with trashcans at Yellowstone?
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Its been many moons since I could last poop in peace
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Get yourself some pork tenderloin, marinade that shit, and have yourself some delectable little Hawaiian slider sammies 🤤
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
I love me some wet sausage
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I made the request on a whim, but to a great result! Who is he aiming at offscreen? Wrong answers only #hsr
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Its to help justify their massive unchecked egos to the masses, but also to themselves. Im sure it takes a serious level of delusion and dissociation from reality for those two to simply exist. Theyre too fragile, so thats how they cope
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Last week I turned some leftover beef stew into some damn good beef tacos, so as much as it pains me maybe you’re actually cooking here lmao
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
That reminds me of when I volunteered to help teach how to use the straight-edge *safely* in school, only to lop off a nice little chunk of my thumb in the process. The curses of arrogance and negligence run deep 😂
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
This is awesome! I think you did a great job, and thats as close to a standoff as I could expect from the duck 😂 keep it up!
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Which souls game do you think would work the best as a DnD campaign, and why? 😳
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
An actually applicable Lil Brain comic
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
If you build it, they will come. Be the mind-control sword that you want to see in the world 😤
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Bootyhill duck in a standoff
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Ill stan Devolver any day of the week
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Its always easier to recognize slights looking back, especially the little things, but maybe thats your brain’s way of telling you “we never fully processed these emotions?” You still cant let it weigh you down though, so maybe try a positive earworm to help clear your mind a different way?
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Even then I still give people a second chance. Call them out for it right then and there, and if they still arent big enough to recognize it? 🫥
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It could be the edibles talking, but Ive never felt closer to you God 🥵
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I dove at the fruit pies yesterday because I knew ALL the leftover pumpkin would be mine to savor today 🤤
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Thinking of playing Sekiro again, and its been a while since I gave up on the fight with daddy. Should I start a fresh save or get right back into slamming my head against that wall?
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
If you can make a convincing argument for something in a fantasy setting, and that setting makes sufficient sense, then why can’t we do the same in real life? Even if the task feels monumental and impossible, it just means you haven’t got the support necessary… yet! Find people to share your vision!
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
DOROHEDORO YES, such a great show! Im in my art-appreciation era right now, and I love their animation style
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I love how theres a few with screws loose, but some just look like happy lil fellas doing their best 🥰
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
My E6 gall straight carried me and my E2S1 Acheron for a long time, so it was tough to retire my mans to the bench for now. Unfortunately my Fire bench is DEEP and the 4s dont make the cut most of the time anymore
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Lingsha is basically a dps that also heals if you build her team for it too! Super versatile, I am incredibly happy I picked her up on a whim. In the simulator content she puts out bigger numbers than my firefly lol
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TDE: Top Doggie Entertainment @top-me.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The true King Crimson
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