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@tootsky.bsky.social
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
bro you would go TRIPLE FUCKING PLATINUM on youtube kids @picklemads.bsky.social
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
doing exposure therapy by looking at my feet
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
when i don’t have enough weed to justify a wake n bake i like to just cry really hard first thing in the morning. same effect. just a little life hack for my followers
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
oh it is just pure kicks and giggles up in here
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mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
boy thinks he has a hard drive, bitch you got a microsoft 🙄
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
of course i love musicals that’s like literally the first requirement for being gay
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
closing my closet doors before bed bc i don’t claim that energy
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
so high that i just said “thank you for having me” to the smoke shop worker
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crambi.bsky.social @crambi.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
bear grylls is in my dream blunt rotation
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
one hand on the bush one hand in the puss
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
am i just high or is this a moment rn also a$$ realness @crambi.bsky.social
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
sometimes free will is in fact crippling
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
ope it’s 11:11 i’m wishing that ill make it to the toilet in the next 5 minutes
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
music is so awesome imagine not having music life would not be awesome at ALL
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
off 5 edibles at my parents house on christmas eve sharing a room with my little sister be like
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
if the harp doesn’t play when i die then ill know something is very wrong
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
unfortunately i will NEVER be a turkey trotter. and honestly everyone who is is kind of a psychopath
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
just found out the original dress was blue and black. NOBODY fucking talk to me.
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
my only healthy coping skill in the winter is jazz
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
you hit the woah so viscerally bro
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Carmy @carmellamae.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Calling my hoes intrusive thots cause theyre obsessed with my freaking head
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
something about a woman with an irish accent. can’t elaborate further
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
can somebody come slap me in the face with a pie??! need to feel something. thx ☺️
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
hell would actually be hell if you weren’t there
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
now tooting i can get behind
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
hell is gonna be so on fleek
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
whyyyy oh why would anyone hangout with a dude. like what do you get out of that. genuinely
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
just accidentally touched a dry microfiber towel without the chance to mentally prepare so now my day is fucking ruined
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
have a good feeling about today. at least gastrointestinally
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
bro you got crazy fingering technique
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mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
i’ll celebrate labor day when a man gives birth. tired of these sexist holidays
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
to whoever came up with “newsflash pal” i owe you my life
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
such a shame that IM the one who’s supposed to fix me. how can i be trusted to do that
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Carmy @carmellamae.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
No i am not a furry. Im dressed like this because i want to be #putdown
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
unfortunately i am in fact a whole lot funnier when i’m wildly depressed
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
this shit is not only cruel but ALSO unusual
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
rags to riches? more like fags&bitches
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
too much noise happening time to cut out my ears
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
why have i never used a fake name before?? from now on my fake name is slab
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
i know i got too high when the devil wears prada is teaching me a beautiful lesson about life and the earth and intuition (we’re less than 30 minutes in)
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mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
bouncing on it like the dvd logo (aimless technique, never satisfying, avoiding corners, etc.)
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mads @picklemads.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
call my farts the cranberries the way they linger
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
mormon fasting is so wild. bc wdym i was starving myself at 8 years old in the hopes that it would make my gay uncle come back to church
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
everybody should make a terrarium. bc i didn’t even know how to make mine so the plants all died but the bugs hella reproduced and now i just get really high and watch them live their lives. fucking sick. also dw they eat decaying plant matter so they’re SET.
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
damn this tequila is really nourishing and strengthening my body. thanks god
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tootsky @tootsky.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
next time i open my mouth it’s gonna be a doorbell audio effect
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