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Toonwatcher

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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 42m
"Oh no I'm dying, bleh."
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 6h
Hell is empty: all the devils are here.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 20h
I miss when Republicans were merely incompetent rather than the Legion of Doom.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 20h
That “Demon Days” comic sounds interesting. I think I will see if it’s on Hoopla.
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's a website you can go to called "Does the Dog Die" where you can find out if animals prominently featured in movie trailers are going to bite it (along with other trigger warnings)
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you need more time, play "down-A-right, down-A-right". If you need to skip forward, play "right-right-A-A-down-down."
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And afterwards not a single character is like "What the hell was that, Wonka?"
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Idk if it was the first, but I was TERRIFIED of IG-88 in the N64 game "Star Wars: Shadows of the Empire". Idk if it was the noises they made or what, but I just could not muster up the courage to fight that one.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Where's Will Smith when you need him?
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So this Erma is part-Yokai, part-human, and part-lycanthrope. Some might say that's too many things. Some would be wrong.
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GᴀʀʀC @garrtoons.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(REPOST) As for where this couple is now? I say somewhere out there, settling down and raising a half-pup together. Again, characters belong to @4brandonjs4.bsky.social #horror #werewolf #halloween
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Muppets.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The pirate in Treasure Island wasn't Blackbeard, Ridley Scott's ego outstrips his talent, and I saw the perfect Treasure Island movie when I was eight years old.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Executive dysfunction is a real son of a bitch.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How has it taken this long for them to do a take on The Nightmare Before Christmas?
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
To be fair, Jackie Earl Haley wasn't terrible as Freddy Krueger from what I've seen. It's just he needed better writing than Platinum Dunes could provide.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Does he think all movies are documentaries?
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wait, are The Poolrooms not a part of The Backrooms?
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wish AI art didn’t exist.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
While I don’t doubt that Sam could get up there, I question how you would even manage to break the rules of Halloween from space.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
MAGA are the scum of the earth.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe if they don't try to make the gross old man the hero again.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But then you’re going to miss out on the October premieres!
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hold up: darkest as in tone or as in "hard to see?"
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Because who wouldn't want to dress up as an incel and his possessed love-slave?
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My origin video game was Super Mario World on a first-gen SNES. Good times.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Would the designer of the Formidable Oak level in Pikmin 3 kindly chill TF out?
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Also, 1. Use practical puppets whenever possible, and 2. a Gremlin party scene is mandatory.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Yeah, you can't pull off bald.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You don't need it, but I bet you could use it.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I’m tired, boss.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me whenever the news describes his behavior as “alarming.” Bitch, those alarms have been screaming for a decade now. You just stuck your fingers in your ears and pretended you couldn’t hear it.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just retire, Mitch. At this rate you're at best a couple weeks from walking into the light anyway.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The surest proof that ghosts aren't real is that JFK hasn't risen from the grave to STRANGLE that piece of feces who calls himself president.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump's way too far gone for that Alzheimer's study to help him anyway.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thunderclap Johnson
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pizza Pumpkin?
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
From what I've seen, he didn't do a bad job. It's just a good actor can only do so much with a script that overrelies on jumpscares.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pomni: Didn't we use to not enjoy Caine's adventures? Why do I have foggy memories of- Caine: Whoops, need to re-trigger! (Snaps fingers) Pomni: 🤪 Oh boy, another adventure today!
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
At least it's not an asymmetric multiplayer game. They really oversaturated the market on that front.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
''Especially'' the cute and goofy ones.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person selling the appliances.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Who names their kid “Tylor”?
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Honestly I lost all interest in Fortnite when I found out you can't get any of the good character skins without spending real world money.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thought for a moment he was some kind of bird man.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Video game movies can be hit or miss, but I might see it if it gets good reviews.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just once I want to see a reality TV contestant who’s like “I DID come here to make friends.”
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There's no way his version of Mountains of Madness was anywhere near as incoherent as Prometheus.
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Toonwatcher @toonwatcher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Does it feel to anyone else like time is passing more slowly this past couple of years?
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