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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 24m
You clumsy Toons!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 54m
Here's a real zinger.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 1h
Water break? Gladly.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 1h
I'LL take ya for a thpin!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 2h
Work harder, not smarter!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 2h
You Toons are real roustabouts.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 3h
What'ya waitin' for, babe? Hop on fftage! let'ff get hoppin' and boppin', jumpin' and jinglin', ffingin' and ffwingin'!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 3h
I won't whiff this opportunity.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 4h
AND NOW FOR THE FFFTAR OF OU FFHOW!!!1! THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 4h
Toons... This intrusion will certainly affect our timetable. To meet our quota, we must run this factory like clockwork. Fortunately, a well-protected Cog can resolve this setback.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 5h
Don't you juth love the THRILL of it?!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 5h
You look a little sunk.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 6h
Thou better stopeth, dropeth, and rolleth!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 6h
GOOD MOOORNING TOONTOOOOWN!!!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 7h
I don't make friends with 'bogeys.'
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 7h
Feeling burn out? Good.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 8h
W-wait! My brain! My beautiful, luxurious brain! This isn't fair! I demand a rematch! I DEMAND A REMATCH! How could someone like you outsmart me? It's statistically impossible! GAH! I need more time to think!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 8h
The Foreman adjusts his glasses slightly.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 9h
This will be coming out of your paychecks.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 9h
Time to take a thpin!! HAHA!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 10h
I'll counter your tricks with a trap of my own.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 10h
Thpin, thpin, thpin, thpin, thpin...
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 11h
Feeling burn out? Good.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 11h
If I can't make you like me, then I can at least make you fear me!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 12h
Freshly canned just for you.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 12h
Their loss is my gain.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 13h
GOOD MOOORNING TOONTOOOOWN!!!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 13h
This job really pushes you past your limits.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 14h
What'th it gonna be fellath?? What'th it gonna BE?
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 14h
Toons... This intrusion will certainly affect our timetable. To meet our quota, we must run this factory like clockwork. Fortunately, a well-protected Cog can resolve this setback.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 15h
Oh goodie. A Toon. I bet you didn't expect for one of your 'gags' to be used against you.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 15h
How dareth thee slack in my presence!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 16h
I don't get it. Even when I stayed out of everyone's way... ...you still tried to hurt me.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 16h
Work harder, not smarter!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 17h
Give a warm, hot on the oven, flaff fire, round of applauffe for my ffecond favorite ffet of... Rabbelroufferff, ffhenaiganifferff, goofffterff, merrymakerff, ruffianff, ffkylarkff, gooberff, Knuckleheadff... the very ffpeffial... Dave Brubot Quartet! Ffanff a ffimiliar ffafe, of courffe!! Oh, and
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 17h
This promotion will come out of your paycheck.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 18h
Work harder, not smarter!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 19h
I'll accept this gilligan.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 19h
Change your oil and get back to work.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 20h
Do better or you'll get canned.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 20h
Ugh! That thou wouldst even try it ist a most despicable plea! Rather, I shalt see THOU in court!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 21h
Don't get tired yet, there's plenty of work left.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 21h
AND NOW FOR THE FFFTAR OF OU FFHOW!!!1! THAT'FF RIGHT EYE-FFPOT FFPOTLIGHT, thiff turnfftyleff been hot all night, let'ff ffee if you can handle the heat!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 22h
I heard you Toons like roughhousing, can I play too?
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 22h
Try not to burn out, Toons.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 23h
Here'th MY thpin on thingth!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 23h
I'm only going to hit back as hard as you do!
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here's a real zinger.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Let me drive home this point clearly: you lose.
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Toontown Quotes @toontownquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Management requires you to Stop, Drop, and Roll.
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