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Toon Army Tulsa

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Jesmond born, Aussie raised, living in T-Town. A Newcastle United supporter group based in Tulsa Oklahoma. 🇦🇺🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇴 #NUFC

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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not sure I ever bought into the intricacy being a massive problem but it’s fine. It looks the same without my glasses 🙂. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Harvey Barnes: Ok here’s the plan. I’ll go this way, and you go fuck yourself. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Horrible FPL week. Wildcarded out Brighton players and Brobbey ffs. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My problem with Jaissle’s 4-2-3-1 is when everyone’s fully fit, Miley, Steur, and Nico are not on the pitch at the same time and they really should be. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pardo off the ball pressuring defenders. #NUFC
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T-1000 Running in Terminator 2
Alt: MFP being fast as fuck.
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Work to do still but we would be losing these matches last season most of the time. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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لييوو: تعابير وجه مضحكة
ALT: لييوو: تعابير وجه مضحكة
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ugh Murphy brings absolutely nothing to the table. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don’t know who this #NUFC team is but I like it. 🖤🤍
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Fucking hell man Lewis Hall is so good. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Let’s fucking go!!! #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spurs really are the gift that keeps on giving. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I should have fucking known better.
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Win on Monday takes us up to 3rd. No pressure. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Pony is right. Also, long haired Maddison is about as shite as short haired Maddison. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Black and white Coke can only sold at the stack/stadium. Money printer. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Is this what Hopkinson was talking about? Surely not right? #NUFC
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Newcastle United and BetMGM extend partnership | NUFC
Newcastle United and LeoVegas Group have signed a new multi-year deal to extend the club’s thriving commercial partnership with leading sports betting and entertainment brand, BetMGM.
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Couldn’t hear it on the TV but is Woltemade still in Jaissle, I can boogie? #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Penguin Madagascar
ALT: Penguin Madagascar
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just Milwall wrapping their arms around Schar on corners repeatedly. Nothing to fucking see here. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Solid opener for the lasses. Wolves never really had a sniff. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Surely Steur can play whatever position Willock is ineffectively playing? He’s too good to sit on the bench. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ll take the draw given how shaky that first half was. We wouldn’t have pulled a point back last season. Rob Jones can fuck right off though. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I read the bible, and while I was reading the bible, I read the bible. I was reading a verse, it really touched my racist piece of shit heart, so I read more verses in the bible I was reading while reading the bible.
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s been a while since I was this hyped for a match. The atmosphere should be amazing. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
City doing their best Chelsea impression. Can’t think why 🤔 #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
After Pardo, our net spend this summer is somewhere between 20-40M by my calcs… for 8 players. Solid. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Now if we can somehow sell Willock and sign El Khannouss in the next day and a half, we’re winning the fucking lot. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Insanity is reading Lee Ryder headlines over and over and expecting them to have any relevance to the article. Never will, don’t bother. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We are damn lucky Eddie changed his mind. There’s no way players like Nico Gonzalez are coming to #NUFC to play Howe ball.
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Horni for clean sheets #NUFC
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Mike Myers as Austin Powers Dancing
ALT: Mike Myers as Austin Powers Dancing
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
What happened to the Harvey Barnes that would just shoot from fucking anywhere. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle…
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Seagulls in Milan right now #NUFC
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Screaming Bird Alarm Clock
ALT: Screaming Bird Alarm Clock
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Exchanging documents, you’ll never sing that 🎶
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Apparently Matze is a common German nickname for Matthias… Matze ball has nice ring to it. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
One down. One to go… (and hopefully two more including a CB).
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
90M for Gonzalez and Pardo is solid business if it comes off. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
No idea why Toure isn’t on for Barnes already. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Classic goal we concede. Just give them 10 yards of space to shoot. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Solid all around for the most part, but Harvey Barnes is definitely the weak link. Botman looking much better than preseason. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
As if Lewis Hall wants to join that shit show. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We now have a brand new watch cosmetic commemorating v1.0! Stay tuned for the next update where you’ll be able to customize Joelinton’s hair color.
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Taps sign. Given how much money PIF usually deal with, you do have to wonder how much they truly care about turning £1 billion club into a 3 or £4 billion club. Would love to be wrong but like @editkev.football said, supporting owners guilt free would be nice considering the lack of benefits.
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
We know Newcastle 2.0 shipped with a ton of bugs but it’s just a Game Preview. The full release will be at some unspecified time in the future. We may re-use some old player skins in the meantime. On an unrelated note, we have some new cosmetics in the store, and the battle pass is available! #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Elanga really doesn’t look like he’s improved much, if at all. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Oh good, it should be a nice comfy 35 degrees by 9:00pm. Fuck off.
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Ok yeah it’s a friendly… but it’s also a friendly for Everton so 🤷‍♂️ Journos already talking about fatigue 🙄 Still need about 5 incomings. This is fine. #NUFC
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Toon Army Tulsa @toonarmytulsa.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Maybe the transfer fairy will leave a Dedic under my pillow tonight… and take the Willock away. 🤞
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