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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus)

@toomuchcake.bsky.social
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🔞🔞MDNI🔞🔞 | She/her/they | 40s | Taken Call me Cake! Ungovernable swamp witch with a penchant for horror and memes. 😌✨💖

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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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NASA warns alien life may not be fuckable
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
IN HONOR OF WAGON WEDNESDAY, not my bottom 😂💖
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Ah!! A Nonny pic to improve my day!! 💖
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Patrick Star In Love
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Miss you my weird and wonderful friend.
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Becks @quietbecks.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
So this cunt (derogatory) is not the real Badj, if you have a TikTok account would you please report it? FYI: Badj’s real account is BadjhurVA and does have videos posted to it
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
2025 was probs the worst year I've lived through in a while; multiple deaths, some new and fun illnesses, basically everything happening in the US and beyond. 😒😒 All that to say, I'll be on an extended social media hiatus, I gotta unplug lol. Y'all can find me on Discord if you need/want to chat 💖
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I'm so fuckin' tired y'all.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/01/2026
Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
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Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle
WASHINGTON—Expressing deep fondness for those long-gone halcyon days, the U.S. population collectively yearned Tuesday for the relative calm of the “president is a giant pedophile” news cycle. “It was...
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Lolol, speaking the truth! It's more of a show me, don't tell me situation. 💖💖 if you have to say it, you're not it.
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This is a gang killing in the streets, what the actual ACTUAL FUCK
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Nahhh, pretty sure peeps just follow me 'cause they feel bad for me and my weirdness 🤣🤣🤣
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♱ 🕯️𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕸𝖆𝖏𝖔𝖗🕯️ ♱ @majormelon1.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ITS MY BIRTHDAY 🖤🎂✨ #LordD ( but im trapped at home with the winter storm lol )
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! Lol we're trapped by the weather too this weekend 💖💖💖
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🩵ɢᴏᴅᴅᴇꜱꜱ🩵 (Comms Open 0/3) @ladygoddessey.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Adopt-A-Pet Workshop is now live and the perfect pet is waiting for you to adopt them! www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
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anonbritvoice (on hiatus) 🎙️🔞 @anonbritvoice.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night ✍️ Dylan Thomas 🗣️ @anonbritvoice.bsky.social
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
How dare! I got drool on my keyboard!! 😂😍😍
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
👀👀👀👀 Let me know if you find out the answer lololol
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
. . . . . .yoinking this lolololol
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Fuckin' hell, are you secretly Michelangelo's David or something?? I stg you're so gorgeous it's like you've been sculpted 🥰🥰🥰
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The red cross has a lot of great tips for dealing with severe winter weather, all in downloadable PDFs in multiple languages: redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/winter-storm.html The south doesn't get storms like this often, so please everyone be careful! 2/2
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Southeastern US friends! I hope everyone has supplies for the storm! If anyone happens to have extra warm clothes, blankets or canned food, your local homeless shelters and unhoused folks could really use the help. Socks are frankly an often overlooked donation item that can save life and limb 1/2
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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🐝🍯The Audio Realm🐝🍯 @troea.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
‼️ANNOUNCEMENT‼️ Please take a moment to read as the mod team has made some changes to the subreddit rules regarding script fills! We could also use your help regarding banned VA accounts. Leave your suggestion and feedback in the comments below! ☺️😘
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
😂😂💖💖
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Fuck it's been TWO DAYS of back to work and I'm already fuckin' gone 😭😭
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MemeStar Spooky @memestarspooky.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Ahhhh, a perfect start to 2026 😌💖😌
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Hear me out, cross-stitch genitalia 👀👀
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
This is so fuckin' real holy shit 😭😭😭
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
😂😂😂 I'm a former klutzy farm girl, so there's literally dozens of examples, it was usually hay bales tho, they're trixy!! Especially during bailing season 😂💖😂
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Anthony Carter - Writer of words @antonycarter.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I didn't write any Christmas erotica next year. But I DID write some smut that I'm proud of a year or two back, which you can read if you have a Medium account here: medium.com/crush-public... If you don't have a Medium account, click here: medium.com/crush-public... Want the part 2 for this?
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Santa’s Little Ho Ho Hoe.
Santa needed to blow off some steam, and he had just the elf in mind to do it with…
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Lololol how'd you know about that?!? 😂💖😂
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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✨🔮 Riley O'Malley Commissions OPEN🔮✨ @therileyomalley.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I need to know the best place to get a leather jacket and a police cap for no reason whatsover
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
fuck Y E S, a little tooth gap is so cute holy shit
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Lolol I generally end up just staring at my computer during the download like
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Lololol 'Certified Fuck Muscle' 😂😂😂
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Chat is it wrong that this made me weepy?? A lifetime of hating my body won't go away overnight, and I'm absolutely working on not hating it and this lovely community helps, especially when you're all screaming for cellulite butts 😂💖😂 Let's all keep loving ourselves! 💖💖
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
🎉🎉💖💖
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Omg yessss!! It's so much fun!! 💖💖💖
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
They added water!! And all kinds of other things!! CAPYBARAS!!! 💖💖💖
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TooMuchCake🍰 (Hiatus) @toomuchcake.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
YESSSSSS JOIN THE CLAAAN
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