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Irene Adler

@tookmypulse.bsky.social
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(RP, Parody) To Sherlock Holmes, she'd always be thee woman.

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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
(May I please have 1 Sherlock, 1 Watson, maybe 1 Lestrade, definitely a Moriarty for my Irene to interact with? I already have a lovely Kate.)
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
"This is the fastest way to get black-and-blue balled off my client list."
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"Kate, I hope you don't mind me torturing my pancakes in the kitchen." ( @assistingadler.bsky.social )
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I was trying to be nice to you. Would you like the deprivation tank instead?"
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
//I cannot stress enough that this podcast is the absolute best! 😍
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NewWaveAndPunk @punkandnewwave.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Released on this day in 1978: Parallel Lines #Blondie youtu.be/QbdCpi4qTNY
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"My next five clients all want me to do this to them."
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"My next five clients all want me to do this to them."
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"Maybe," she steadfastly refuses to look at her.
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
She glared, stuffed another Oreo into her mouth, and said nothing. Then she swallowed the Oreo and grumbled. "If I were anyone else, I'd tie you up and leave you in the dungeon for a few hours."
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
//I listen to his music on the Pandora app
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
"Great. How many of my new clients are going to be using this safe word?"
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
//I love that man and his music.
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Mychal Threets @mychal3ts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I am not okay, but I am safe 💛 See you at the library, see you tomorrow 💚
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Gender is what's in your trousers." Well then, my gender is my mobile, the remote to your Mum's shock collar, and the key to your Father's cage.
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"My lovely writer showing off one of her many lipstick colors."
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Gender is what's in your trousers." Well then, my gender is my mobile, the remote to your Mum's shock collar, and the key to your Father's cage.
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Kali @deathndestruction.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
❈ Kali ❈ 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑴𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 • 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒏𝒅 • 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑩𝒆𝒈𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 ☾ 𝟮𝟭+ • 𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄 ☽ 𝑳𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒆 • 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚-𝑫𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒏 𖤓 𝑴𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒚 • 𝑫𝒊𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒚 • 𝑨𝑼 𖤓 ⚠︎ 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝑩𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒅 • 𝑾𝒂𝒓 • 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 • 𝑹𝒆𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉 ❝𝑰 𝒂𝒎 𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆. 𝑰 𝒅𝒆𝒗𝒐𝒖𝒓, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑰 𝒈𝒊𝒗𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆.❞
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He-Man @ihavethepower.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
✦ ⚔︎ ✦ 𝑷𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑨𝑫𝑨𝑴 ✦ ⚔︎ ✦ 𝓗𝓮-𝓜𝓪𝓷 ✦ 𝐄𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐚'𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐨𝐧 ✦ 𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓻 • 𝓗𝓮𝓻𝓸 • 𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓹𝓲𝓸𝓷 ✧ 𝟐𝟏+ • 𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄 ✧ 𝐋𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐞 • 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒆 𝑹𝑷 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒂𝒔𝒚 • 𝑨𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 • 𝑨𝑼 ⚠︎ 𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒 ⚠︎ 𝑾𝒂𝒓 • 𝑽𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 • 𝑫𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓 ☀︎ 𝓑𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓟𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻 𝓸𝓯 𝓖𝓻𝓪𝔂𝓼𝓴𝓾𝓵𝓵! ☀︎ ⚡ 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑! ⚡
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Her eyes narrow at Kate. "What?"
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Dr. Alan Grant @studyfossils.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
》》 Dr. Alan Grant 《《 Professor || Palaeontologist •21+ •mdni •mature themes •literate
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"That does sound like a problem. I wonder if Mycroft Holmes would know."
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Raven Marie 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️ Splatterpunk Author. Gender Anarchist. @macabretavern.substack.com · 10/07/2026
The Architecture of Dread: Why Your Horror Needs Boundaries open.substack.com/pub/macabret...
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The Architecture of Dread: Why Your Horror Needs Boundaries
Every horror world runs on an internal rule book.
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Irene has picked up a mystery novel where a madman is impersonating Sherlock Holmes, of all people. Now she's wondering if anyone is impersonating her.
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
//That is brilliant. Also, crossover with Marvel. LexCorp Tower domming Stark/Avengers Tower.
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King Alexander IV @kingalexander-iv.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
》 》King Alexander IV 《 《 King of Nordavia || Head of State •21+ •mdni •adult/mature themes
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
DMs are always open. ❤️
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Irene had wandered into a second hand shop, and found a graphic novel. She giggles softly at the Old Man picture that is supposed to be @oremusnosdeater.bsky.social.
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
She cleared her throat, the sound aggressive. "Yes, well...," she waved a hand, staring intently on thee riding crop.
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Irene has been left to her own devices. She has decided to cook for herself. (Sorry Kate!) This is what she's going to have:
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Decides to send a not to @oremusnosdeater.bsky.social "Please come to the townhouse in Belgravia. For tea. Just the two of us. No John Watson in sight."
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
"I'm flattered." She out aside her book and gestured to the empty chair in front of her. "Please, sit."
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
She blinked once at the face before. "Erik," she drew out his name, "have you been searching for me?"
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
............
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"Wellllll ... not all I suppose." She eyes one. "Definitely not getting rid of that one." It was the one she used on Sherlock.
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Rarely is she approached in public... "Hmmm? Yes?" She looks up.
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Oh, he's easy to find. Come by the townhouse on Friday...
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
#SherlockandCo
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
"Are you sure?" She nibbles another Oreo. She pokes a riding crop. "This one definitely needs replacing. I almost broke it."
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Oh, you're right of course. But it is so, so frustrating. *she sighs* Maybe you should listen to the podcast. It's different to say the least.
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
//Oh yeah! Definitely!
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I have half a mind to write to them and demand justice for my character. *she stamps a foot* At least you got a nice send-off.
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
//Oh my! Glad the ex is no longer around. I call my mother my "egg donor". 😅
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Irene Adler @tookmypulse.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
//it happens when something happens with my kid. Or when I was still in contact with my parents. But kid's a young adult & I've kicked my parents out of lives.
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