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@tonyneilson.bsky.social
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SF author. Whisky appreciator. Cricket tragic. Tsundoku victim. #writer #sciencefiction #booksky tonyneilson.com

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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
And I didn’t have room for “Juice” on that shelf - that’s a fat Winton!
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
But I don’t have any room on this bookshelf for more JB books* (*time to shift books around on the 15+ bookcases in our house. Again.)
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it. It was inevitable that they should make that claim sooner or later: the logic of their position demanded it.” (You know the book, you know the author…)
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And if we don’t, I assume LA or San Diego will “get it”?
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No. But you should type faster.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#wharfietime
Updated version of the 1882 obituary notice for the death of English Cricket, which reads “ In Affectionate Remembrance
OF
WHARFIE TIME,
WHICH DIED AT THE MCG
ON
26th SEPTEMBER, 2026,
Deeply lamented by a large circle of sorrowing friends and acquaintances.
R. 1. P.
N.B.-The body will be cremated and the ashes taken to Brisbane.”
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One of my fondest memories of leaving my corporate job a couple of years ago was getting my work inbox down to this just before I left:
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Throw in some em-dashes to make them think you used AI
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is where I'm at with my novel. (Well, that and posting on Bluesky about it, to avoid actually writing the blurb). Why is writing 100,000 words easy, but 200 is impossible? #Booksky #writing
Smeagol: We must write the blurb.
Gollum: But we HATES it.

(Not in picture: so do I Gollum, so do I)
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And of course, the shoot to kill order was via an AI chat bot.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Philip J Fry's Shocked Reaction
ALT: Philip J Fry's Shocked Reaction
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
www.snopes.com/fact-check/t...
snopes.com
Trump Didn't Once Say Republicans Are the 'Dumbest Group of Voters'
We first wrote about the quote in 2015.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And how depressed did it make you? (And, when does it come out?)
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Isn’t the Cybertruck his invention? Oh, wait…
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
ZX80, with its massive 1k of RAM. Later we upgraded it with the external 16k memory expansion, and swapped out the ROM for the ZX81 version. Sorry that we sold it!
Sinclair ZX80 computer.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
On the other hand, there is the Massive Compact Halo Object (MACHO)
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Pretty sure that was Gough Whitlam. He had another one that I really like: When National Country Party member Sir Winston Turnbull shouted, "I am a Country member!", Whitlam instantly retorted, "I remember," to roaring laughter from both sides of the chamber.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Liean Donan Castle? God, I hate AI…
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Canoed on that lake two weeks ago! Gorgeous place.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Is that the new Cyber Truck?
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
How did she know what 2026 was going to be like?
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
How about a nice game of chess?
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Well, it looks like Kuldelka was right…
Tea towel with stylised picture of Tasmanian devil, with words: “Tasmania is awful. Never come here.”
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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A tale as old as time… “If Croesus makes war on the Persians, he will destroy a great empire.” You’d think a lesson 2,500 years old might be worth heeding. But no.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Don’t forget the hair dressers!
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
20 years ago, that headline would have sounded like complete gibberish. Not sure I’m happy about living in a world where I understand it…
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Surely 1st of April should have been International Fact-Checking Day! A missed opportunity…
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
My mood is on aeroplane mode - seatbelt fastened, tray table up, waiting for the oxygen mask.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Nah, it was her laugh that did it…
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
“Australia is a lucky country run mainly by second rate people who share its luck. It lives on other people's ideas, and, although its ordinary people are adaptable, most of its leaders (in all fields) so lack curiosity about the events that surround them that they are often taken by surprise.”
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Nah, just chuck in some ellipses inside the quote marks instead, and you’re all good.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Y’all Qaeda…
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The beatings will continue until morale improves…
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Keeping the Kudelka flame alive?
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Narrator: He had, in fact, not won a war.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I think that Larry Hagman, at the age of 81, carried the look better…
Larry Hagman, aka JR Ewing, wearing trademark cowboy hat in 2012.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
* at least all the books I bought today were from a market stall * (But I did buy 3 of them)
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Spelling and grammar are fine. Carry on.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Just finished reading “If Anyone Builds It, Everyone Dies“. Grim reading, but very clearly articulated. The AI bubble popping and smashing the economy is the least of the problems we face from AI…
Extract from the book: 
“If anyone builds it, everyone dies.

It doesn't matter whether it's built by benevolent corporations or selfish ones. It doesn't matter whether it's built by researchers in the East or researchers in the West. It doesn't matter whether it's built by reckless optimists or people who say they respect the problem. Nobody has the knowledge or skill to make a superintelligence that does their bidding.”
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
…says the man posting about the bar on Bluesky…
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
AI slop. Blocked.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I saw this today. A fine way to reboot it…
Star Wars opening crawl: “Firefly Season Two: Jane died on the toilet”
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
But the sign is 100% functional!
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Yeah, but you *started* CrossFit. I had a Messina ice cream.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
It’s like they never read this book:
Cover of the book “When the Wind Blows” by Raymond Briggs (1982)
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
*technically* you have infinity% more followers here…
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Ouch. Also - true.
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𝕋𝕠𝕟𝕪 ℕ𝕖𝕚𝕝𝕤𝕠𝕟 🇦🇺🏏✍️📚🥃 @tonyneilson.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
There’s an episode of Doctor Who that just about writes itself…
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