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Tony.

@tonymatrimony.bsky.social
364 followers 275 following 75 posts

Close enough…follow me so I can skeet on your TL.

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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Fashion nova worst than Kamala with the text
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
My nigga’s birthday falling on Thanksgiving this year is so 🫠
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
“I pay homage and I always mind my business, I mad them muthafucks stop touchin them children”
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
I just go there to beat my meat for the most part
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Bitch my greens are finally on. My knees are swollen, my feet hurt, my back hurt. Girl fuck the family
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
What are yall in charge of cooking this year? Im over the collards, Mac and cheese, and candied yams.
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
What songs yall be hunching to?
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Global warming my ass
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Ok Prophettess
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I love a good caramelized onion
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Let me gon ahead and look up matching pajama sets
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Cross on Prime is so MFn good.
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Lilly the Esthetician 🧚🏾‍♀️ @lillyeleese.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Hi Bluesky family! Unfortunately, today I was let go at the franchise I worked for wanting to expand my career in 2025. If you’re in the Greenville, SC area and you’re in need of an esthetician that specializes in full body waxes & eyebrows, I’m the girl for you! My shop will be open December 1st!
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
My nigga’s birthday falls on Thanksgiving this year and the way it’s looking he might be getting a gift wrapped plate
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
What yall eating for dinner rn?
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Bout to go to this second line and act a fool
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I know I’m getting old cuz whenever someone ask me the name of this app I can never get it right. I keep calling it sky blue
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Mik | Graphic Designer + Strategist @oksoboom.blacksky.app · 16/11/2024
OkSoBoom…
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Aye, yall up? When tf did Jesus have time to be a carpenter?
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Yall, wake up and look at this
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I’m bout to go watch Django
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This feels like election night. THE SAME WOUND FLAV??! #tysonpaul
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
BEAT**
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
EAT IS ASS MIKE! #tysonpaul
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This is so surreal #tysonpaul
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Big robbed
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
They gon show me old man ass then the servers started fucking up. Class action lawsuit me please
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Netflix got me fucked up
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Tyson gon fight in a thong? #tysonvspaul
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Now why Mike Tyson got his ass out
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Me rooting for Mike Tyson while knowing nothing about boxing
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Cedric The Entertainer look like an expensive piece of smoked turkey
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Yall ready for the fight?
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
They showing pussy already?!?
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Introduce yourself as a TV Character
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Girl
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Following everybody back is tiresome, I’m wore out
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Everybody just old and shit. My aunt don’t wanna put seafood in the gumbo cus her husband got the gout…girl don’t even worry about it
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Then my grandma gon say she might not be able to do pies cuz last time we tried baking in her hover round chair she almost dropped a hot pan on her lap. The excuses, I just can’t bruh
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
I gotta cook Thanksgiving dinner this year because my grandma old and she be tired and sick. Sounds like bullshit to me but whatever
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boss lady in the challey @quemini.blacksky.app · 15/11/2024
Let me go ahead and set up shop over here…
Man sitting at a table on a stone courtyard, drinking from a mug. Sign attached to table says “Stevie Wonder Can See, Change My Mind”
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The Magical Merchant @thetillshow.blacksky.app · 15/11/2024
Lmfao The following sentence is true about me and may or may not be related to the skeet below: I like receiving audio files of... Adult themed sounds.
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Anna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 15/11/2024
Wait…
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lisa @lisa.myatproto.social · 15/11/2024
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Stevie Wonder has a porn addiction.
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
This feels we went from Xmas back to Christmas.
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
What time they gon start posting porn over here?
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
So much purity
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Tony. @tonymatrimony.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Nobody has me blocked, it feels like my body count got a factory reset.
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