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Tony Mastrogiorgio

@tonymastro.bsky.social
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Working on a couple darkly comic literary novels, wondering what the hell to do with them when I’m done.

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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I see what you’re doing and I am amused!
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The guys playing on the team had nothing to do with the corruption. They don’t deserve to be mocked.
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
No. Let’s do away with the breaks entirely (unless it’s really roasting)
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This was fun. Thank you to Kilter and Rammel for including my very tongue-in-cheek noir in Trash Tales and publishing this interview on their website! kilterandrammel.com/tt-up-to-the...
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STORY SHOWCASE #21 << Back to story selection << UP TO THE ROOF by Tony Mastrogiorgio A luckless young guy follows desire up to the roof and unwittingly into a murder spree. A little ta…
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I’ve been a fan of U.S. soccer for 40 years. No one among my circle of fellow fans is unaware of or diminishes the USWNT’sachievements. In fact, a few of us were arguing whether Landon Donovan or Megan Rapinoe provided the programs greatest moment. Your post doesn’t really apply to most soccer fans
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Holy shit!!!
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I was surprised by how good Exorcist III was.
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Nice shout out - I love Indian film.
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Is this instead of or a supplement to your regular reviewing?
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
My only argument is to insist on the live version on Get Your Ya- Yas Out with the woman calling for “Paint It Black you devils” just before it.
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The Lowdown
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
If they don’t realize they’re watching a move, psychopharmacology may be called for
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Thanks for posting that. It’s brilliant and in the words of Marisa Tomei, dead on balls accurate.
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
It’s also apparently a metaphor about Iran!
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
What’s unrealistic is people waiting for the first person to finish speaking
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The apartment in In A Lonely Place shaped the Los Angeles of my imagination
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
You hurt me head…
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Far, far, far and away the best version.
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I think there’s a lot of people my kids’ ages (20s) and younger who don’t think in terms of traditional ideologies and politics who are instinctively left egalitarian. I can see them starting movements that go into interesting places. I’m oddly optimistic long term. Near future sucks however.
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
When did it ever hold solidarity? Serious question.
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I woke up this morning wondering, has Burns posted his top ten yet?
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
If they don’t bribe him, he’d have ICE attacking games, demand games be moved, and disrupt everything. It’s a flat out shakedown because that’s what happens in America now
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
He’s got a good eye for neglected B movies, but he’s an absolute idiot about almost anything else. His take on Taxi Driver is beyond ludicrous.
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I would cry with joy
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Suburban Pleasant Hill Ca showing up in force for #NoKingsDay
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
“You divorce wives never children” When you first hear that line you laugh. Then a moment later it strikes you how sweet that is
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
BREAKING NEWS: Antifa meeting exposed!!!
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Terriers. Donal Logue and Michael Raymond-James as low rent private eyes in a coastal town. One season. Absolutely great
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Another Random comment?
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I think Tim Weah is going to call ex-players evil again.
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Wow
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
This is why you are absolutely the best film critic right now. Your comments about Stamp are just incredible
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Everything in MAGA and Trump worship is predicated on the idea that “they” are lying to you. “Expertise” is an insult to regular people, a con meant to keep us in line. Scientists are just another example. The only people you can trust are… anonymous untrained people on the web.
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I hate it when you make obscure references to utterly disposable pop culture moments from long ago…and I get the joke…
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Gee, whatever could you mean?
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
John Bolton stars in Night of the Long Knives, another ham handed American remake of European horror Classic.
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Where will it be?
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Can’t wait for the “making of…” documentary: a couple hours of Ice Cube staring at a monitor and making astonished faces
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Severance has 27 Emmy nominations! I hope the cast remembers when they leave work
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a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a room
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing in a room
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
In the next scene, the woman they picked up goes on and on about how great it was… but he points out he didn’t get his toast. He knows he’s defeated there too
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
It makes me feel better about the state of the world to know that at this moment people are gathering to talk about Flann O’Brien. (No doubt as truly true Gaelic Gaels who speak in true Gaelic Gaelic about the truly Gaelic language.)
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
@rufustsuperfly.bsky.social Finally someone who appreciates Tom Reagan’s hat as much as you do!
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Seth Meyers’s Closet Picks
YouTube video by CRITERION
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
That’s a better plot than most of the movies she was in!
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Looks like he’s signed the confession
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Count me among the heretics who consider it not only better than Silence of the Lambs, but significantly better.
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Yeah, been on a Percival Everett kick…
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
#HappyMothersDay to those who celebrate
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Everyone in ICE involved in raids and this kind of bs needs to face prosecution.
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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Tony Mastrogiorgio @tonymastro.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I feel like I don’t know you any more!
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