Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 20hTwo nights running I have watched a modern Hollywood movie, and on both occasions had to switch the subtitles on. Don’t think it’s merely due to my decrepitude 010
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026There’s a lovely glimpse of the Ealing ABC in this where I spent a LOT of my childhood. Well, when I wasn’t at the Odeon. 012
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’ve had a vision of a production of Blithe Spirit with Sinden as Charles, Penelope Keith as Elvira, and Arthur Marshall as Madama Arcati #callmybluff 120
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Colin Morris came to a party at our house once #paltryclaimtofame #comboverhour 000
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I don’t own a car at the moment, and my sense of self-righteousness is dampened by it taking half a fucking day to go anywhere by bus 010
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Was the Rev pretending to be HIV+ at this point? #totp 000
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Oh come on, not Genesis, haven’t we suffered enough? #totp 010
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Louby Lou would have more fun in the basket with this Pandy #totp 001
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“She is disgusting She is incompetent She is supercilious She is a c…” #totp 040
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Surprised Legs & Co aren’t doing actual dusting as part of the routine #totp 071
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Diana Ross smiling gives off the same vibe as the ‘Der-ders’ in Jaws #totp 030
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Leo Sayer preempting Noel as having to smile through gritted teeth at Mike Read #totp 030
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Didn’t Split Enz have even weirder hairdos when they first started? I seem to recall seeing pics and thinking they were trying too hard #totp 150
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why go the palaver of the Capt Scarlet mike when you’re miming? #totp 020
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I haven’t owned a Laservision player for over 30 years but I couldn’t resist this in the charity shop 120
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Pringles Tube-sized WHAT?! www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...glasgowlive.co.uk 000
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Watching Les Patterson Saves the World, recorded from Together. They’ve censored all the swearing so it sounds like Norman Collier 250
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Watching The Magic Faraway Tree. Lot more about growing tomatoes than I recall from the book 000
Reposted by Tony KeetchSir Desmond Stirling ‘Marquis of the Macabre’ @sirdesmondstirling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m a man of too many talents to list but if there’s 1 area in which I excel -aside from that of lover- it’s as an author of tales that are spooky not to mention morally disagreeable. Here are the stories that caused La Cartland refuse to speak to me ever again podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...podcasts.apple.comThe Gospel According to Sir Desmond StirlingComedy Fiction Podcast · Patriot, author of best-selling Satanic chillers, proud nudist, and upstanding subject of Her Majesty. What the uncouth call a 'blog,' I like to think of as an epistle to my a... 011
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026 I remember thinking this was a tad Last of the Summer Wine of pop at the time, but they were probably decades younger than I am now #totp 010
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I went to a charity gig many years ago and Midge did an acoustic set. I remember my heart sinking when I saw the acoustic guitar. He was fantastic. He even did Fade to Grey #totp 170
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I remember at the time wondering if this should actually be ‘If I Were.’ Still don’t know #totp 100
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hang on, this isn’t even on Immaculate Collection, is it? She obviously couldn’t be arsed to make a vid for it. #totp 000
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I once auditioned for a play. Lost the role to Adam Ant. He got terrible reviews #totp 020
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I was dragged to many Rotary function in the early 80s and their wives loved the Birdie Song. PTSD just thinking about it #totp 010
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I saw OMD live before they were famous. They had a drum machine which was particularly piercing on the ears. Oh and a tape recorder which I thought was cheating #totp 060
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well, she’s the correct shade of yellow for a Simpson. Or is it my telly? #totp 000
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Since the whole lens thing on Ludwig was pointed out to me I can’t unsee it 201
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026New series of Expedition Bigfoot starts tonight, chums! My favourite bit of dozy telly! 000
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026A collective word for hermits seems the ultimate oxymoron #combovernight 000
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I am writing something, and whenever I type Tramp, autocorrect changes it to Trump. 110
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Some arsehole has just dumped their Forest bike outside my gate blocking the pavement for wheelchairs, prams, people with sticks etc 100
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Things I was frightened of as a child: Pretty much everything 010
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Bates and Powell look like misfiring comic relief detectives in a horror film #totp 031
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026He’s skipping like Molly Molly Mandy on her way to school 🤮 #totp 000
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Motley Crew look like Fascinating Aida after a heavy night on the tiles #totp 031
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I seem to recall Def Leppard’s drummer being a guest on the Sooty Show - or was it a fever dream? #totp 001
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I can see where Mr Def Leppard is keeping his hearing aid #totp 000
Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026As it’s the anniversary of Diana Rigg’s death… This is on my wall 050