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Tony Keetch

@tonykeetch.bsky.social
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Actor & writer & Sir Desmond Stirling etc. Tried to kill five Doctor Whos so far. Represented by Wig & Pen Associates Podcast: anchor.fm/anthony-keetch Spotlight www.spotlight.com/7411-6722-3035

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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 20h
Two nights running I have watched a modern Hollywood movie, and on both occasions had to switch the subtitles on. Don’t think it’s merely due to my decrepitude
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There’s a lovely glimpse of the Ealing ABC in this where I spent a LOT of my childhood. Well, when I wasn’t at the Odeon.
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI
A cartoon in which a scientist is losing a poker game to a robot. He says ‘I’m beginning to wish I’d never invented you.’
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve had a vision of a production of Blithe Spirit with Sinden as Charles, Penelope Keith as Elvira, and Arthur Marshall as Madama Arcati #callmybluff
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Colin Morris came to a party at our house once #paltryclaimtofame #comboverhour
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I don’t own a car at the moment, and my sense of self-righteousness is dampened by it taking half a fucking day to go anywhere by bus
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Was the Rev pretending to be HIV+ at this point? #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh come on, not Genesis, haven’t we suffered enough? #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Louby Lou would have more fun in the basket with this Pandy #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Reminds me… I’m getting low on deodorant #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“She is disgusting She is incompetent She is supercilious She is a c…” #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Surprised Legs & Co aren’t doing actual dusting as part of the routine #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Diana Ross smiling gives off the same vibe as the ‘Der-ders’ in Jaws #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Leo Sayer preempting Noel as having to smile through gritted teeth at Mike Read #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Didn’t Split Enz have even weirder hairdos when they first started? I seem to recall seeing pics and thinking they were trying too hard #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why go the palaver of the Capt Scarlet mike when you’re miming? #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I haven’t owned a Laservision player for over 30 years but I couldn’t resist this in the charity shop
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Pringles Tube-sized WHAT?! www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow...
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Watching Les Patterson Saves the World, recorded from Together. They’ve censored all the swearing so it sounds like Norman Collier
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching The Magic Faraway Tree. Lot more about growing tomatoes than I recall from the book
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Sir Desmond Stirling ‘Marquis of the Macabre’ @sirdesmondstirling.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
‪I’m a man of too many talents to list but if there’s 1 area in which I excel -aside from that of lover- it’s as an author of ‬tales that are spooky not to mention morally disagreeable. ‪Here are the stories that caused La Cartland refuse to speak to me ever again‬ podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/t...
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The Gospel According to Sir Desmond Stirling
Comedy Fiction Podcast · Patriot, author of best-selling Satanic chillers, proud nudist, and upstanding subject of Her Majesty. What the uncouth call a 'blog,' I like to think of as an epistle to my a...
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I remember thinking this was a tad Last of the Summer Wine of pop at the time, but they were probably decades younger than I am now #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I went to a charity gig many years ago and Midge did an acoustic set. I remember my heart sinking when I saw the acoustic guitar. He was fantastic. He even did Fade to Grey #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I remember at the time wondering if this should actually be ‘If I Were.’ Still don’t know #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hang on, this isn’t even on Immaculate Collection, is it? She obviously couldn’t be arsed to make a vid for it. #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I once auditioned for a play. Lost the role to Adam Ant. He got terrible reviews #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was dragged to many Rotary function in the early 80s and their wives loved the Birdie Song. PTSD just thinking about it #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This episode is well represented on these #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I saw OMD live before they were famous. They had a drum machine which was particularly piercing on the ears. Oh and a tape recorder which I thought was cheating #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gideon Park got a hairdryer for Christmas #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Well, she’s the correct shade of yellow for a Simpson. Or is it my telly? #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Since the whole lens thing on Ludwig was pointed out to me I can’t unsee it
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New series of Expedition Bigfoot starts tonight, chums! My favourite bit of dozy telly!
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Charity shop find
An old hardback of Enid Blyton’s Five Fall Into Adventure
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A collective word for hermits seems the ultimate oxymoron #combovernight
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I am writing something, and whenever I type Tramp, autocorrect changes it to Trump.
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Some arsehole has just dumped their Forest bike outside my gate blocking the pavement for wheelchairs, prams, people with sticks etc
A Forest hire bike just abandoned in the middle of a narrow pavement
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Things I was frightened of as a child: Pretty much everything
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
#totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bates and Powell look like misfiring comic relief detectives in a horror film #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Keytar Time #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He’s skipping like Molly Molly Mandy on her way to school 🤮 #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Twat Twat Twat #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“Oh help me Mrs Medlicott…@ #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Motley Crew look like Fascinating Aida after a heavy night on the tiles #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I seem to recall Def Leppard’s drummer being a guest on the Sooty Show - or was it a fever dream? #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I can see where Mr Def Leppard is keeping his hearing aid #totp
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
As it’s the anniversary of Diana Rigg’s death… This is on my wall
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Tony Keetch @tonykeetch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I need this as a t-shirt
The TV Times promoting Thames’ The Crezz
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