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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Our country is giving me the same vibe that it had after the World Trade Center collapsed.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I swear, this penguin pile-up might be genius. I mean, it's taken SignalGate out of the news.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
All these cam girl boobs started looking the same after the first few, uh, tries.
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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Wisconsin to Musk:
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I cruise through the holiday candy aisle, come to the peeps and say Yum! Then I think of all that yellow goo coursing through my veins, clogging up my precious bodily fluids. Then I found the chocolate eggs, pick up a carton and pat myself on the back for my wise decision.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Trump's call to Putin: Trump: "What's the plan, fearless leader?" Putin: "The usual. Kill Ukrainians, fake peace, and then..." Trump: "Yes?" Putin: "We do Zoom meeting and I get virtual blow-job." Trump: "Um... topper or long stroke?"
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Cheerleaders for Kennedy? Or the package mock-up for Roadkill Delite...?
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Called up my repug Congressional rep... one of those no-town hall cowards. I made chicken noises. I cluck pretty good.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The Senate Democratic game plan: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYkU...
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We're the Hekawi
YouTube video by Hitman Darts
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Send congrats to Chuck Schumer... On being the Senate's last surviving eunuch.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Coming to a White House near you! www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqHZ...
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used cars - high prices
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
A new sign posted at the White House entrance: YOU MUST BE THIS STUPD TO ENTER THE BUILDING! Then you are directed to stick your hand in a toaster.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
So, those devices that plug into an outlet and ward off mice and bugs... is there one that repels repuglicans? It'd be a goldmine for somebody. Or is it best to just run an old VHS of the Rocky Horror Picture Show on an endless loop?
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Is today an up is down day? Down is up? Are we back to level, or are we doing inverted horizon? Flat earth? Twilight Zone? I just wanna know before I go out and pee on the lawn.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
"Donald Trump here for Shamwow."
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Cassandra, Prophet of Doom-🐧verified @stacy17.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Never!
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a cartoon sheep is saying `` i believe in you '' while standing next to another sheep .
ALT: a cartoon sheep is saying `` i believe in you '' while standing next to another sheep .
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
It's looking like the pus sac's plan is to crash everything prior to budget reconciliation as an excuse for declaring an economic emergency and draconian cuts.
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Cassandra, Prophet of Doom-🐧verified @stacy17.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Looking forward to it!
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George @retiredsurgassist.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Happy Tuesday, Tony. Let's breakout the marshmallows and very long sticks.
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George @retiredsurgassist.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
May they all burn.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I love the smell of burning cybertrucks in the morning. Smells like napalm. Like victory.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I'm calling the Trump depression the Orange Crush.
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southpaw-616.bsky.social @southpaw-616.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Damn DEI cavemen!
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
For those who like my posts, thanks so much! Some tag lines that I use... Dolt 45 Felon 47 For Space X Ketamine 13 (for the rockets blowing up)
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Call me foolish, but with all that is going on with our democracy going down the tubes, I'm done with James Bond. It all seems like a fantasy.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
"I shot the tariff. But I could not find the peepee tape."
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
More than Girl Scout cookies, I have a thing for chocolate covered graham crackers. I really do. If they go up in price, I'll have to suck it up. Maybe I can live off them. I can get my protein from the Costco sample ladies.
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Florida Wild Child @floridawildchild.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Once upon a time... "Only I can fix it!" ...then... "ONLY I CAN DESTROY IT IN SIX WEEKS!"
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Cassandra, Prophet of Doom-🐧verified @stacy17.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
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a cartoon of a red ketchup bottle with the words `` ohh yeahh ! '' written on it .
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I'll tell you what would make America great: a president like Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
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George @retiredsurgassist.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Can't think about Arlington without thinking about this disgraceful POS doing a photo-op. I'm still in disbelief that he legitimately won but Harris conceded and that tells me he did. Need to shift my focus. Have a better than awesome day Tony.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
So, we're supposed to have constitutional guardrails? I've seen better guardrails at a strip-mall carnival.
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George @retiredsurgassist.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
$787 MILLION spent to be able to LIE and it worked. We have about 130 million American adults with a 5th grade reading comprehension. They're not difficult to fool and our recent election results prove it.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Trump calls that a cabinet meeting? More like lunchtime in the Phantom Zone.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
If you've never seen this, it's how they satirized fascists, back in the day... www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnBh...
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THE LAMBETH WALK / SHORT PROPAGANDA FILM THAT OUTRAGED ADOLF HITLER 34534b
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Yeah, I'm dragging too, so I need a little retro laugh to get the energy back. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NIU...
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Alka Seltzer: No Matter What Shape (Your Stomach's In) - 1967
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Thinking ahead, assuming that we still have a workable system in 2028: The dem president will have to pack the Supreme Court, kill the filibuster, reverse the Trump tax grift, and tax billionaires and corporations to a level that makes a diff. We need the sweep of a New Deal. No less than that.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
The armored police vehicles from the civil rights movement of the 60s bear a strong resemblance to... guess?
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Tom Joad's literary reputation aged better than Atticus Finch. I'm glad the powers-that-be didn't revisit The Grapes of Wrath.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
The Marx Brothers were prophets. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mEs...
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Duck Soup (10/10) Movie CLIP - To War (1933) HD
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I'm thinking that I should mail my taxes with EFF TRUMP on the envelope will speed up my refund.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I haven't taken a side in the Blake/Justin dust-up, but I feel I've seen the real drama play out on social media.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
You can find Dolt 45 in one of three places: In court. On the links. Parked in a booth of a Russian porno flick, chucking quarters.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
A comment about this "fraud" in the Social Security system. Some, yes. If you know how it works, there are many people who deserve SS disability who will never receive it. The system is designed to wait you out... DIE... before you receive a nickel. It more than evens out...
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Trump and his ilk have turned our country from a global powerhouse to the Gong Show with nukes.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Trump is like Al Capone promising a woman a clean poke.
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tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social @tonygonzalezwrites.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
One of the signs from our Capitol protest.
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