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@tonsi.cloud
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transit advocacy, speedrunning, linguistics, DJing, sound design, video production, FOSS, Celeste, Jet-Lag The Game, Fantasy Premier League - and proudly not an expert in any of the above transitruns.org IC/Cal

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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 28/09/2026
which cursed comparator are you?
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 08/08/2026
A parody of Michael Jordan's fax, reading:

LONDON, ENGLAND (Aug. 8, 2026) – The following statement was released today by Tonsi Creative Studio, through their attorney and business manager Nimbus, Bard of San Francisco Bay Area Rapid Transit District ("BART") located in Oakland, Calif., in response to questions about whether they intend to produce videos about the region again in the near future: 



“I’m back.”
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 30/07/2026
Lacroix
A London rail and tube map annotated with a trip from Selhurst to Fulham Broadway, depicting Maxence Lacroix's transfer from Crystal Palace to Chelsea
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 15/06/2026
This World Cup is so woke that they invited Blahaj Football Club to play
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 02/06/2026
cross-platform tramsfer
On board a London Tram at Elmers End station, with a Southeastern Class 707 train across on the same island platform
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 14/05/2026
I think this is SOUTH AFRICA Road, not South AFRICA ROAD.
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 13/05/2026
Man City's bench today is entirely made up of numbers from 1 to 11.
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 25/04/2026
POV: It's July in Svalbard
A broken clock at South Kenton tube station showing the time as 02:00 during broad daylight
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 23/04/2026
That's not how you say Thameslink.
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 22/04/2026
5 years of nurture. the first time I could truly say an album changed my life. really glad to have seen the live show twice too. thanks porter 💚 ewniah
Porter Robinson’s Nurture Together show at Second Sky 2022 in Oakland, CA
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 21/04/2026
guerilla wayfinding at Baker Street
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 17/04/2026
okay
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 14/04/2026
what
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 11/04/2026
he never left though?
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 10/04/2026
Today I was riding on the Blue Line of the Chicago “L” when suddenly we entered the median of a highway. This is a terrible design decision and is reflective of the American car culture. I guarantee that you would never see a metro in Europe do such a silly thing. Ever.
this is actually Paris Metro Line 8
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 07/04/2026
This might be the single coolest place I’ve ever been.
La Défense RER E station, ParisLa Défense RER E station, Paris
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 31/03/2026
ok
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 28/03/2026
I found a stroad
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 20/03/2026
Hit the “LLAN” button!
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 19/03/2026
But does she have a song that nobody knows?
Poster of a Southern Rail character called Nina
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 10/03/2026
Bronx buses look like chess moves
Bx12 bus
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 07/03/2026
At London Bridge, you can ask the staff to go to battle
London Bridge departure board showing "ask staff" for services to Battle
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 06/03/2026
Messi must be devastated he never got to play for Brentford; they even named the road after him!
Lionel Road next to Brentford’s stadium
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 19/01/2026
baked
Northbound Jubilee Line train departs Baker Street
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 11/01/2026
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 05/12/2025
Jupyter really likes Bon Iver
Shows the shortcut for interrupting the Jupyter kernal as I, I; which is also the name of a Bon Iver album
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 17/11/2025
why on earth is my computer speaking ithkuil
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 07/11/2025
1. I didn't ask 2. You can't actually adjust the settings
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 01/10/2025
New DLR trains feel a lot like a light metro compared to the old ones that were more like coupled trams. Anyway, they're out and ready to ride! (one of them, at least)
New DLR set #209 at Woolwich Arsenal bound for Stratford International
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 02/09/2025
The real BART District
Bay Area Rapid Transit network badly drawn over the London Underground District Line
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 28/08/2025
Spurs fumble Eze to Arsenal Spurs draw Monaco in the Champions League Very close to Monaco is a commune called... Eze.
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 09/07/2025
TOP REQUESTED
An AC Transit Van Hool bus aboard Route 52 with the Stop Requested sign active, though the first S is corrupted, reading "Top Requested" instead
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 07/07/2025
That's a TRAIN, dumbass.
An image of a Capitol Corridor train in Oakland, CA - wrongly labelled by AI as "a lot of cars and buildings"
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 11/04/2025
transit-oriented rapping (fraxiom)
Walk in this bitch like Ray Delahanty
Yeah, I walk in this bitch like a pedestrian
Dish out this K like a equestrian, give it for free to he/him lesbians
Walk in this bitch with my Transit app on
36 to the Red Line to the downtown tunnel
To the Blue Line to the airport to the airline to the show
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 03/03/2025
Group K rounds out SF, with the much-maligned Balboa Park still being strong enough to top this group. Stonestown makes it through but not SF State - barely - though there is room for City College.
Balboa Park complex	9
Ocean & Lee/CCSF	9
Stonestown	8
Sloat/St. Francis Circle	6
SF State	6
Taraval & Sunset	1
Wawona & 46th (L end)	0
Randolph & Arch	0
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 03/03/2025
Group J rounds out the VTA coverage zone, with the rest of the Orange Line. Once again a straightforward group with the biggest stations taking the spoils, but Fair Oaks and Lockheed Martin are proving to be popular.
Mountain View	14
Great America/Lick Mill	10
Fair Oaks	9
Lockheed Martin	8
Moffett Park	3
Bayshore/NASA	2
Borregas	1
Reamwood	1
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 03/03/2025
The group stage is now over! Let's rattle through the second half of the groups. Group I took us further out in SF, with no surprises here - the most metro-like stations got through, and the most streetcar-like stations sadly bowed out. And wow, the N Judah got completely violated here.
West Portal	16
Forest Hill	13
Castro	9
Glen Park	6
Carl & Cole	5
Irving & 8th/9th	5
La Playa (N end)	5
Judah & Sunset	2
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 03/03/2025
BART's newest (and shiniest) stations made a clean sweep of Group H, and the Spanish-solution timed-transfer marvel that is Baypointe eked out a berth. Hard luck for Fremont... That's the halfway point of the qualifiers, as the bracket begins to take shape. The other half will be done tomorrow.
Milpitas	15
Berryessa (BART)	9
Warm Springs	6
Baypointe	5
Fremont (Mainline)	4
Fremont (BART)	3
Alum Rock	2
Tasman	1
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 03/03/2025
An insane four-way tie was the talk of Group G, with the order settled based on a combination of service level and ridership. Tough day at the office for the Mission District unfortunately, and despite this silly event being based on a basketball competition, there's no such luck for Chase Center.
Van Ness	9
Church complex	9
22nd St Caltrain	9
Dolores Park J stop	9
16th St Mission	5
24th St Mission	5
Civic Center (SF)	3
UCSF/Chase Center	2
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 03/03/2025
It's still the qualifiers and Group F might have already produced the upset of the tournament - tiny little Orinda going through, and TOD-heavy Pleasant Hill going out! Orinda is hoping for a Cinderella run in the knockouts, joined in this group by Walnut Creek, Livermore ACE, and Dublin/Pleasanton.
Walnut Creek	8
Orinda	7
Livermore	7
Dublin/Pleasanton	6
Pleasant Hill	4
W. Dublin/Pleasanton	2
Pleasanton ACE	2
Lafayette	1
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 03/03/2025
Right from the get-go, Group E was always the Group of Death, being in SoMa, the Bay's most transit-dense region. Despite suffering from major leaks, Chinatown station still did enough to top the group. Two Market Street BART stations and the Caltrain depot got through, but no room for Montgomery.
Chinatown/Rose Pak	11
Powell	9
4th & King	9
Embarcadero	5
Union Square/Market St	4
Yerba Buena/Moscone	3
Montgomery	1
Mission Rock	1
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 03/03/2025
Heading a bit further south, Group D was always a bit of a sleeper, but it has spawned a new fan favorite in Race station! Tamien being the only stop with Caltrain also gets through, and it's commiserations for Ohlone-Chynoweth... maybe they should bring back the Purple Line?
Race	10
Tamien	8
Winchester	8
Hamilton	3
Ohlone-Chynoweth	2
Santa Teresa	1
Cottle	0
Snell	0
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 03/03/2025
Central San Jose is anchored by Diridon so it's no surprise that it eased to the top of Group C. The other stations that made it through are all very central, with Santa Clara Street beating Convention Center on the ridership tiebreaker. As for Gish, it got... well... Gished.
San Jose Diridon	15
Paseo de San Antonio	7
Japantown/Ayer	7
Santa Clara Street (VTA)	4
Convention Center	4
Metro/Airport	1
Gish	0
St. James	0
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 03/03/2025
Heading up to northern CCC in Group B, a fan favorite has suddenly emerged: the station that isn't, the BART-eBART transfer station at Pittsburg. It wasn't great news for the rest of eBART though. Meanwhile, BART's two Concord stops, and Martinez Amtrak, did enough to qualify.
Pittsburg Transfer Stop	8
Concord	7
Martinez	6
North Concord	3
Pittsburg Center	2
Antioch	1
Pittsburg Bay Point	0
Antioch-P'burg Amtrak	0
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 03/03/2025
Qualifying group A was a cakewalk for Downtown Berkeley, with Richmond and Del Norte putting up strong showings too. Berkeley Amtrak was a bit of a surprise package in fourth place, and it's yet another tough pill to swallow for North Berkeley.
Downtown Berkeley	15
Richmond	8
El Cerrito del Norte	8
Berkeley Amtrak	5
Ashby	1
Emeryville	1
El Cerrito Plaza	1
North Berkeley	0
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 24/01/2025
25 trains and lots of pain later, I’ve done it, all 140 TMB Metro stations! Unfortunately I failed to achieve my goal of under 7 hours, but hey, at least I completed it. Now I pass the challenge onto the greater interwebs: beat my time. (Here’s how to beat it: don’t try a Rodalies shortcut.)
Final time, 7:23:31
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 24/01/2025
L3 bump at Penitents 6:47 elapsed 134 stations done
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 24/01/2025
L2 bump at Badalona 4:13 elapsed 89 stations done
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 24/01/2025
Back at TN, time for L4. L11 is kinda the Skokie Swift of the TMB. 3:18 elapsed 64 stations done
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🚈🍉🫒🍓🎧💙🩵💜🤍 @tonsi.cloud · 24/01/2025
L3 -> L11 at Trinitat Nova 2:58 elapsed 60 stations done
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